Muscle Mechanics LLC

01/04/2026

✨ New Year. Fresh Start. Openings Available. ✨

2026 is your year for self-care — and it starts with taking care of the body that carries you through everything.

We have January openings available, and we’re kicking off the year with a New Client Special to help you reset, recover, and feel your best:

🛠️ 60 min – $59
🛠️ 90 min – $89

(New client = not seen in 2025 or 2026 | Limited spots)

This isn’t just a massage — it’s medical-focused, results-driven bodywork designed to relieve pain, reduce stress, and support long-term wellness.

📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
📞 513-732-3500
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

✨ Start the year feeling better than you ended it. Book now before spots fill!

01/02/2026

Openings next week! Head over to www.musclemechanicsllc.com and snag a spot!

01/01/2026

New Year / Fresh Start

✨ 2026 is the year of self-care ✨
If you’ve been saying “I really need a massage”… this is your sign.

January New Client Special:
🛠️ 60-minute massage — $59
🛠️ 90-minute massage — $89

New clients = anyone not seen in 2025 or 2026
📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
📞 513-732-3500
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

Limited spots available — January only!
Book online here:
https://musclemechanicsllc.com/daily-deals

01/01/2026

✨ Happy New Year from all of us at Muscle Mechanics LLC ✨

As we step into a brand new year, our hearts are full of gratitude.

To every client who trusted us with their healing, their pain, their stress, and their self-care — thank you. Thank you for walking through our doors, for supporting a small local business, and for allowing us to be part of your wellness journey. Whether you came in once or became part of our regular family, you mattered to us more than you know.

To our incredible therapists and staff — your compassion, skill, and dedication are the heartbeat of Muscle Mechanics. The care you give goes far beyond the table, and we are endlessly grateful for the way you show up every single day.

This past year reminded us that healing isn’t just physical — it’s emotional, mental, and deeply personal. We are honored to be a safe space for rest, recovery, and renewal.

Here’s to a new year filled with healing, strength, balance, and taking care of ourselves the way we take care of everyone else. 💫

Thank you for choosing Muscle Mechanics LLC. We can’t wait to continue serving you in the year ahead.

With so much love and gratitude,
💛 Your Muscle Mechanics Team

12/30/2025

12/29/2025

Stress & Pain Focus

Stress, tight muscles, chronic pain… you don’t have to carry it into the new year.

January is the perfect time to try Muscle Mechanics 💪
Our medical-based massage approach helps you move better and feel better.

New Client January Promo:
✔️ 60 min — $59
✔️ 90 min — $89

📍 Batavia, OH
📞 513-732-3500
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

One discount per client. January only.

Book online here:
https://musclemechanicsllc.com/daily-deals

12/28/2025

New year. Fresh start. Same body that carried you through last year.

If you want to set 2025 off right, start by taking care of the one place you live every single day — your body.

Massage isn’t a luxury.
It’s recovery.
It’s stress relief.
It’s preventative care.

Whether you’re easing tension, managing pain, or just ready to feel human again, now is the perfect time to reset.

📅 Appointments are filling fast — book early and start the year feeling aligned, relaxed, and restored.

📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
📞 513-732-3500
📍 184 East Main Street, Batavia, OH
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

12/21/2025

🎄 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS… A MASSAGE 🎄
(and maybe a gift card or two 👀)

If your shoulders feel like they’ve been personally attacked by wrapping paper, family gatherings, or that one chair you sat in too long — it’s time.

✨ LIMITED AVAILABILITY THIS WEEK ✨
Our therapists are working hard to save Christmas backs, necks, jaws, hips, and sanity — but spots are filling FAST.

🎁 PRO TIP:
Already coming in?
➡️ Grab a gift card while you’re here and become someone’s favorite person without even trying.

🚨 IMPORTANT HOLIDAY HOURS UPDATE 🚨
• Main office CLOSED on Christmas Day 🎄
• Office CLOSED on December 26th
(Kylie, our amazing office manager, will be out resting & celebrating ❤️)

👉 GOOD NEWS:
💆‍♀️ Therapists WILL STILL BE SEEING CLIENTS those days — massages don’t cancel just because Santa came.

📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
184 East Main Street
Batavia, OH 45103

📞 Call or text: 513-732-3500

🎄 Treat yourself.
🎁 Treat someone else.
💆‍♂️ Don’t go into the new year feeling like a rusty machine.

Book now before we’re fully booked and all that’s left is holiday regret 😅✨

12/21/2025

IMPORTANT FACILITY UPDATE - Please Read 🩷

12/18/2025

Make sure to schedule your pre- holiday massages!