Muscle Mechanics LLC

04/09/2026

04/08/2026

🚨 Heads up before the schedule gets tight… 🚨

If you’ve been meaning to get in with your favorite therapist, now is the time to grab your spot 👇

• Cody will be out after today and won’t be back until May 4th
• Shayne will be out April 21–28
• Sarah will be out April 17 – May 22 (returning to light duty earlier)

👉 If you already have an appointment booked with Sarah during that time, you WILL still be seen—no worries there 💙

But between vacations and time off, availability is about to get tight FAST… and once those spots fill, we’re looking at a bit of a wait.

If your body’s been asking for some work—don’t put it off until you’re hurting and there’s nothing left.

👉 Get in now while you still have options
📞 513-732-3500
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

We’ve got you—but timing matters on this one 💯

04/06/2026

There’s still a few openings today and tomorrow! Make
Sure to head over to www.musclemechanicsllc.com to snag a spot! Or call 513-732-3500.

04/05/2026

✨ Openings This Week ✨

Your body has been keeping score… even if you’ve been trying to ignore it.

That tight neck?
The low back that nags every time you stand up?
The tension headaches that won’t fully go away?

Yeah… that’s your sign.

We’ve got a handful of openings this week to actually fix the problem, not just temporarily feel better.

This isn’t fluff massage.
This is targeted, intentional work that gets into what’s really going on.

💥 Deep tissue
💥 Trigger point
💥 Medical-focused sessions
💥 Real results

Spots are limited (and they will go quick once people realize how bad they feel 😅)

👉 Book now before you’re stuck waiting another week
📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC

04/05/2026

🐣🌷 Happy Easter from all of us at Muscle Mechanics 🌷🐣

Today is about fresh starts, renewal, and spending time with the people who matter most.

We hope your day is filled with laughter, good food, sweet treats, and a little bit of peace in the middle of it all 💛

He is Risen ✝️

– Your Muscle Mechanics Crew, Sarah Heinrich, Kylie NotSchmidt, Megan Berger, Brooke Rosenberg, Shayne Jones, Bridget Black, Ashley Cope, Cody Baxter

04/03/2026

Did you know we are having an Easter egg mystery raffle?? Purchase 1 egg for $5 or 3 eggs for $10. Cash only (Venmo if last resort) Win anything from free add ons to free massages! Make sure to get one! Eggs are out through 4/10!

04/02/2026

🐣 EASTER WEEKEND OPENINGS + LAST CHANCE BEFORE THE HOLIDAY RUSH 🌷

We’ve got a few openings left between now and Easter weekend… and they’re going FAST.

If your body’s been talking (or screaming 😅)… this is your sign to get in before the holiday chaos hits.

✨ Sore from workouts?
✨ Stiff from work/life/literally everything?
✨ Just need an hour to breathe and reset?

We’ve got you.

💥 Limited spots available:
👉 Today
👉 Friday
👉 Easter Weekend (yes, we’re squeezing people in 👀)

Once they’re gone… they’re gone.

Don’t go into Easter tight, achy, and stressed—
go in feeling loose, relaxed, and like a whole new human.

📲 Book online now or message us to grab one of the last spots!

03/31/2026

There’s still a few openings today!

03/29/2026

🌸🐣 EASTER WEEK OPENINGS – THEY’RE GOING FAST 🐣🌸

We’ve got a handful of spots left this week and once they’re gone… they’re gone.

If your body’s been feeling tight, sore, or straight up over it… this is your sign to get on the table before the holiday chaos hits.

✨ Deep tissue
✨ Medical massage
✨ TMJ, lymphatic, injury work
✨ Or just come relax and reset

📅 Openings 3/29 – 4/5
Spots available with Megan, Cody, Brooke, Bridget, Sammie, Ashley & Shayne throughout the week!

👉 Weekend & Easter spots are LIMITED (and always the first to fill)

💥 Don’t wait until you’re hurting—get ahead of it.

📲 Book now: www.musclemechanicsllc.com
📍 Batavia, OH
📞 513-732-3500

🐰 Feel better going into Easter… not worse.

03/26/2026

WEEKEND OPENINGS JUST DROPPED 🔥

Your body’s been talking all week…
tight shoulders, low back acting up, headaches creeping in 👀

👉 This is your sign to get on the schedule.

We’ve got limited openings this weekend and they will go fast (they always do 😅)

💥 Deep tissue
💥 Medical massage
💥 Cupping + add-ons available
💥 Relaxation if you just need to unplug

Whether you’re in pain or just need to reset—
we’ve got you.

📅 Book online now before spots are gone:
👉 www.musclemechanicsllc.com
📍 Batavia

Tag someone who needs this 👇 or send this as your not-so-subtle hint 😉

03/23/2026

✨ Spring is waking up… and so are those tight, cranky muscles ✨

Our books are filling FAST as everyone starts moving again, getting outside, and realizing winter did a number on their body 😅

If you’ve been thinking about booking… this is your sign 👇

🔥 Appointments available this week & next
🛠️ Medical-focused massage that actually gets RESULTS
💆‍♀️ Relaxation + repair = the perfect combo

👉 Don’t wait until you’re in pain-pain. Get ahead of it.

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🌿 NEW ADD-ON ALERT 🌿
Brooke is now offering Red Light Therapy as an add-on for just $20

✔️ Helps reduce inflammation
✔️ Supports muscle recovery
✔️ Boosts healing & circulation

➡️ You can now book this directly online with your appointment!

And this is just the beginning…
👉 Over the next week, most of our therapists will start offering this add-on too!

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📅 Grab your spot before they’re gone
📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com
📞 513-732-3500

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If your body’s been whispering… don’t wait until it starts screaming 💀

Book now. Your future self will thank you.