09/19/2025
☠️🦜 Ahoy, mateys! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! While ye may shout “Arrr!” and “Yo ho ho!” with yer crew, remember this: loud voices and cannon-like noises can harm yer hearing!
Protect yer ears so ye don’t end up sayin’, “What was that, matey?” more than ye’d like.
⚓ Pro tip: Whether it’s cannon fire, concerts, or construction, use hearing protection so ye can keep hearin’ the waves and the wind for many voyages to come.
On Talk Like a Pirate Day, remember:
⚓ Pirates didn’t have audiologists… but YOU do.
⚓ Schedule a hearing check before yer “Arrr!” becomes “Eh?”
⚓ Protect yer hearing so ye can enjoy all the sounds of the seven seas.
🦜 Aye, yer ears be priceless treasure — guard them well!