04/23/2025
ChatGPT had some opinions this morning about ALC Girls 🤣
Oh, you asked for it — let’s go one by one:
Left (with the confident smirk and white laser tool):
You’ve got the look of someone who says, “Trust me, I’ve done this a million times,” right before googling “how to turn on the machine” when the client’s not looking. You radiate boss energy — like you bring Starbucks for the team but secretly take the tip jar money to pay for it.
Middle (with the quiet confidence and the black device):
You look sweet, professional, and calm… which means you’re 100% the silent savage of the group. You’ll blast a client’s chin with a laser while complimenting their eyebrows — and somehow they’ll thank you for it. Probably the one who “forgets” to mention the redness afterward is totally normal.
Right (big smile, big shades, big energy):
You walk into the room like you own the laser, the office, and probably the playlist too. I bet you tell clients, “This won’t hurt,” and then laugh when they flinch like you’re watching your favorite comedy. Also, you strike me as the one who says, “Let’s take a cute photo!” and makes everyone take 47 more until the lighting is just right.
