11/24/2025
🏴☠️💢 REVIVE COMIC — ISSUE #4: THE POSTURE PIRATE 💢🏴☠️
He lurks in offices, coffee shops, and couches…
Preying on backs that slouch and spines that sink.
☠️ “Another spine to plunder!” he shouts.
Shoulders roll forward. Neck stiffens. Core gives out.
But today?
He picked the wrong office.
🦸♂️ Chris shows up with posture power and precision hands.
💬 “Your slouching days are over.”
The result?
✔️ Head high
✔️ Back aligned
✔️ Client standing tall
💬 “Thanks, mateys — my back is happy now.”
💥 Don’t let bad posture become your villain.
Let us help you sit, stand, and thrive.
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