09/25/2025
Something wicked is brewing, and it's not just a few burpees. Paralyzing
spells, hexed tread blocks, general dark magic — it’s a whole thing. It’s
official: Hell Week has been hexed.
The good news? There's a plan: If we all commit to defeating at least 4 of
these hellishly hexed workouts, we’ll generate the collective power needed
to lift the curse and get back to our regularly scheduled chaos (and maybe
even summon a shirt for our hard work). Register now, and let's send these
even summon a shirt for our hard work. Register now, and let's send these