Knot Bad Massage, LLC

10/10/2025

📣 📣 Calling all Small Businesses!!! 📣📣
Knot Bad Massage and MSI- Integrative Healthcare are hosting a Fall Festival to help local small businesses network and gain publicity!
This event will be free for vendors, we just ask that you donate a new hat/scarf to our Charity Drive.

Please call or text us if you’re interested in joining!

(443)554-3278

10/08/2025

Happy 10/8! For today only, book a 60 minute massage for $88.88. That’s a savings of $21.12! Session must be booked today using the promotional link and used by 12/31/25.

Terms & Conditions:
This promotion is valid for in-office appointments only and must be booked online using the promotional link. It cannot be combined with other offers, applied to previously scheduled sessions, or used for prenatal or couples massages. Gift cards and prior credits may not be used as payment for this promotion.

Follow this link to purchase 👇

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/-88-88-Promotion-/181763

10/07/2025

📌 HEYYY LADIESSSS 🍷💉 these lovely ladies lost their venue last minute and we are more then happy to host!!!! Stop by say hi 👋 get a chair massage, tox, a tattoo and jewelry 💆‍♀️

10/04/2025

Knotorious E.T. Sighting

10/03/2025

We’re not sure who ChatGPT thinks we’re massaging, but we also don’t judge! No extra charge for people with 2 backs 😂😂

Book today for October or November and get FREE hot stones! (For the first 20 clients only)

Book here ⬇️
https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/FREE-Hot-Stones-/181414

10/02/2025

Huge shoutout to our lovely employee of the month. Heather has been with us from just about the beginning and we could not be more grateful for her. She is a busy mom while also managing the office and all of its chaos. She always brings the energy and we couldn’t show how much love we have for her even if we tried. 💖💖

10/01/2025

Openings
Thursday 10/2
12:00-4:15pm with Nick
1:15-3:00pm with Takia
Friday 10/3
9:00-9:45am with Takia or Marissa
10:00-10:45am with Marcellus
12:15-1:15pm with Mignion
11:45am-1:30 with Takia
12:00-1:00pm with Nick
2:30-4:45pm with Marcellus
2:00-2:45pm with Lexington

Call or text us to book! (443)554-3278

10/01/2025

🎉Raffle winner!!!!!🎉

We would first like to thank everyone who helped us raise money for Jaimee. Whether that have been through donating or sharing or raising money on your own, we couldn’t have done it without the help of our community. We were able to raise over $1,000 for Jaimee and her family. She is beyond grateful for all of you, and with the holidays right around the corner, you gave her family hope. You showed her that there are still compassionate people out there wanting to help make a difference. As a thank you for helping us exceed our goal, we are not only going to announce the raffle basket winner but we also picked an additional 3 people to receive 1-60 minute session gift card as a token of our appreciation.

60 minute session winners:
Laura Kahoe
Kristina Pugh
Jayne Klein

And our big raffle winner is ……🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
⭐️ Sam Cameron⭐️

We want to thank all of you again, and Jaimee thanks all of you as well from the bottom of her heart. The winners of the giveaways can contact us in regards to picking up their prizes by either calling/texting us @ (443) 554-3278 or messaging through here. 🩵🩵

💕 Please help us support a wonderful woman and her family 💕

Come in and grab tickets, or comment below and we will get you our Venmo information.

10/01/2025

Don’t let the government stress you out! Book your massage now & save!!!

📲 CALL OR TEXT US FOR THIS PROMOTION 📲
(443)554-3278

10/01/2025

Book your session today!

Openings
Wednesday 10/1
9:00-11:00am with Takia
11:15am-2:00pm with Marcellus
12:00-2:00pm with Nick
12:30-3:00pm with Takia
Thursday 10/2
10:00am-3:00pm with Takia
12:00-4:15pm with Nick
8:15-9:30pm with Marissa
Friday 10/3
9:00am-3:00pm with Takia
10:00-10:45am with Marcellus
11:00am-1:15pm with Mignion
11:45am-1:15pm with Marissa
12:00-1:00pm with Nick
12:15-4:45pm with Marcellus
2:00-2:45pm with Lexington
Saturday 10/4
9:00-9:45am with Heather or Garrett
Sunday 10/5
1:45-3:00pm with Garrett

(443)554-3278

09/30/2025

09/29/2025

Come spot Knotorious E.T.!