Knot Bad Massage, LLC

03/18/2026

Today, we honor courage, sacrifice, and the lives that were given for our freedom 🇺🇸

In recognition of National Supreme Sacrifice Day, we’re offering a special:
✨ $66 Massage Session ✨

This number represents something deeper — the average of 44 veterans lost to su***de each day. Today is about more than relaxation… it’s about awareness, remembrance, and support.

❤️ 15% of all sales today will be donated to Wounded Warrior Project to help provide critical programs and mental health support for our nation’s heroes.

Let’s come together to:
🇺🇸 Honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice
💙 Support those still fighting battles at home
🕊️ Raise awareness for veteran su***de prevention

Limited availability. Book now and be part of something meaningful.



Purchase here ⬇️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/44-a-Day-Sale/197658

03/16/2026

🍀 St. Patrick’s Day Couples Massage Special! 🍀

Feeling lucky? Treat yourself and someone special to a relaxing escape!

💚 60-Minute Couples Massage — ONLY $200
✨ Save $60

But that’s not all…

🎉 We’re limiting this special to ONLY 20 couples, and one of the 20 will WIN another 60 minute session FREE!

That means you could enjoy the ultimate relaxation and get your money back! 🍀

This promotion is perfect for:
💆‍♀️ Date nights
💆‍♂️ Best friend relaxation days
💆 Couples who need a break from the chaos

⚡ Only 20 spots available and they WILL sell out.

Grab yours now before the luck runs out!

03/16/2026

🍀 Lucky #34!🍀

03/16/2026

Hi everyone ❤️

We’re doing a fun challenge tonight at Knot Bad Massage and we’d love your help.

Our goal is to sell 50 gift cards tonight to support our small business and keep our team busy doing what we love—helping people feel better.

📌Here’s the deal:

When you purchase a gift card tonight, you’ll automatically be entered to WIN a FREE 90-minute massage.

If we hit our goal of 50 gift cards sold, we’ll randomly choose one winner from everyone who purchased tonight.

It’s a great way to:
• Treat yourself to a future massage
• Grab a gift for someone you love
• Support a small, local business in the community

Every purchase helps our small business continue growing and supporting our amazing team of therapists.

Grab yours here:

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/-60-Gift-Cards-Tonight-ONLY-/197476

Thank you for always supporting Knot Bad Massage — we truly appreciate this community more than you know.

Let’s see if we can hit 50 tonight! 🎉

03/14/2026

03/12/2026

🍀 Lucky Friday the 13th Gift Card Sale! 🍀

Feeling lucky today? ✨
For our lucky customers, we’re offering a special deal you don’t want to miss!

💚 1 Hour Massage Gift Cards for just $77! 💚
That’s the perfect excuse to treat yourself… or someone you love.

Stock up now and use them anytime! 🎁
Relaxation + luck = the perfect combo.

Book here ⬇️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Last-Minute-Openings-/196893

Don’t miss your chance to get lucky with this deal! 🍀💆‍♀️

03/09/2026

✨Self-care isn’t selfish- it’s necessary 💆🏻‍♀️

Call or text us to book at: (443)554-3278

03/07/2026

Come join us fallstonbarrelhouse!

03/07/2026

💆‍♀️ Make next week great, book your massage now! 💆‍♂️

📱 Call or Text (443)554-3278

03/06/2026

🎉 Exciting Team News at Knot Bad Massage! 🎉

Please join us in congratulating Michelle on her promotion to Front Desk Manager!

Michelle has been such an important part of our team. She is incredibly dedicated, hard-working, organized, and truly loves being at Knot Bad. Her positive energy and commitment to our clients and staff make her the perfect person to step into this role. We’re so proud of her and excited to watch her continue to grow with us!

And don’t worry — Katie isn’t going anywhere! She’s simply transitioning into a new role where she’ll be focusing on supporting our rapidly growing VA clientele, helping us serve even more veterans in our community.

We’re so grateful for our amazing team and can’t wait for what’s ahead! 💙

03/06/2026

Last minute opening today @ 3:15pm with May-50% off today only!!!
Text us @ (443) 554-3278 to book!