06/25/2025
⚡️FLASH SALE⚡️ — WE’RE RELOCATING!
We’re moving to a better location as the last touch to our rebrand. As of Monday June 30, I’m officially out of commission until we get the new space.
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There’s a real chance I’ll be unavailable for the entire month of July — no kidding. Just depends on if the paperwork gets processed in time.
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This week is your last chance to get on my table before we potentially go on a mandatory sabbatical.
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If your back is tight, your neck’s been weird, or your body’s this close to falling apart — come in now.
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Because next week? I won’t be able to help you.
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If you sneeze, tweak your back, and end up on the bathroom floor, you’re on your own. I won’t be able to get you on my table.
