06/12/2025
Asked CHAT GPT to write a janitorial song ššš
š¤ Title: āMop Game Strongā
(Intro)
Yeah!
This oneās for the crew in the blue,
Late nights, bright lightsāthis oneās for you!
Letās go!
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(Verse 1)
I clock in when the world clocks out,
Pushinā that broom, no time for doubt.
Gloves on tight, got my cart on roll,
Sanitize the scene, yeah Iām in control.
Trash bags heavy, I lift with pride,
Cleaninā up messes that folks let slide.
You walk on floors that I made shine,
Respect the grind, this craft is mine.
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(Chorus)
š§¼ Mop game strong, we donāt sleep long,
Buckets, bleach, keepinā it clean all night long.
From the toilets to the halls, man we do it all,
Janitor lifeāstand tall, never fall!
š§¹ Mop game strong, floors so slick,
Polish that tile, make it shine real quick.
We the ones they never see, but always need,
Keepinā every school, store, court room clean!
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(Verse 2)
Vacuum humminā like a beat in my head,
Iām scrubbinā that grime ātil the stains turn red.
Late shift hustle, under neon light,
A silent knight in the dirt-fight night.
Hazmat suit? Yeah, I done wore that.
PPE tight with the mask and hat.
Spill on aisle five? Iām on that fast,
Turn a crisis around with a mop and class.
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(Bridge)
They donāt cheer, but I still shine,
My workās in silence, like a sacred sign.
We donāt need awards or fancy plaques,
Just a clean desk, floor, and no one slacks.
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(Chorus)
š§¼ Mop game strong, we donāt sleep long,
Buckets, bleach, keepinā it clean all night long.
From the gym to the lab, man we do it all,
Janitor lifeāstand tall, never fall!
š§¹ Mop game strong, shine that floor,
We the last ones in, and we lock that door.
Runninā this place from dusk ātil dawn,
Salute to the crew with the mop game on!
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(Outro)
Next time you see the broom pass by,
Give a nod or a wave, donāt let it slide.
āCause without the squad thatās scrubbinā the grime,
Your whole world would be covered in slime.
š„ Janitor lifeārespect it. š„