01/27/2026
Me in my 20s: “I don’t even know what a spine is.”
Me now: “Chiropractor? Laser therapy? Take my money.”
Funny how life works.
If your back has recently started auditioning for a horror film every time you stand up — it might be time for some TLC.
$59 New Year Special includes:
✔️ Consultation
✔️ Exam
✔️ 1 FREE laser or decompression session
We’ll help you go from “walking like a robot” to “dancing like no one’s watching”…or at least walking without wincing.