Zensitivity Massage and Wellness LLC

12/02/2022

6TH ANNUAL BO HO HO SALE IS ON NOW!!

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Must be booked by 12/31/22 and completed by 3/31/23.

12/02/2021

It's that time of year again! Our 5th Annual BO HO HO special. Buy any 60 minute or longer session and receive half off your next session!

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11/25/2021

for so very much this year.

your continued support and faith in me as your wellness practitioner is so appreciated. looking forward to continued success in helping you all feel better.

happy thanksgiving

gratefully,

nicole lott

www.zensitivitymassage.com

02/13/2021

Just going to leave this right here for you. ⬇️ 💗 Happy Valentines Day weekend to all the Mommy’s out there.

PM me for last minute Valentines Day gifts for mom!

WHY GOD MADE MOMS - Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean 🧼 the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic 🪄 plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds ☁️ and angel 😇 hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones 🦴 . Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer 🍻 ?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti 🍝 in the world 🌎 . And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma 👵 says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed 🛏 .
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers 👩‍🏫 without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills 💸 all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes 👀 on the back of her head.

02/12/2021

Gift Certificate to Massage Therapy? Vegan Hair or Skincare basket?
CBD Bundle?

02/11/2021

Many years ago, my very wise colleague gave me this quote to ponder on. So I pondered and then I took that leap. Best move I ever made. Give this post some love and PM/DM me if you want to know how to make a move.

02/04/2021

😍 Share the Love! Enjoy 20% off your next session when someone you refer books in February. Tell them to use code: SHARE 🥰 See website for more details. ❤️ IG Link in bio.

01/17/2021

Good morning people. I wanted to share a little something with you all during these crazy and uncertain times we are in.

A friend posted this and it rang so true for me as this is what I tell people, in so many words, who are trying to heal. It’s not always about what’s in front of you or the obvious quick fixes. It’s a mindset. If your body or heart or mind is hurting, and what you’re currently doing to heal it isnt quite working, add this:

Advice from María Sabina, Mexican healer and poet - “Heal yourself with the light of the sun and the rays of the moon. With the sound of the river and the waterfall. With the swaying of the sea and the fluttering of birds. Heal yourself with mint, neem, and eucalyptus. Sweeten with lavender, rosemary, and chamomile. Hug yourself with the cocoa bean and a hint of cinnamon. Put love in tea instead of sugar and drink it looking at the stars. Heal yourself with the kisses that the wind gives you and the hugs of the rain. Stand strong with your bare feet on the ground and with everything that comes from it. Be smarter every day by listening to your intuition, looking at the world with your forehead. Jump, dance, sing, so that you live happier. Heal yourself, with beautiful love, and always remember ... you are the medicine.”

for those of you that know what I’m referring to, you know I’ve told you this exact thing ... go for a walk, look at the stars, smell the forest or the ocean, feel better my friends.

💙💚🤍💚💙

01/04/2021

Its MONSLAY. How you lookin? Give me some selfie love. Let's goooo!

01/02/2021

What’s gonna make you happy this year?

01/01/2021

Happy New Year to all my people. These days the risk is too high not to invest in yourself. Let's feel better together. PM or DM for more info on any of our services or products. Ask me a question, and give a little ❤️ while you're here.

12/22/2020

on the tenth day of zen ... my true love gave to me ... an essential worker to take care of me!

all healthcare and emergency services essential personnel receive 20% off til 2020 ends!

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12/22/2020

on the eighth and ninth days of zen . . . my true love gave to me . . . a choice to keep me healthy!



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12/20/2020

on the seventh day of zen... my true love gave to me...

10% off any session between now and Christmas!

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12/18/2020

on the sixth day of zen ... my true love gave to me ... a chance to soothe and unwind




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12/17/2020

on the fifth day of zen ... my true love gave to me ...

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12/16/2020

on the fourth day of zen ... my true love gave to me ...

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12/15/2020

on the third day of zen ... my true love gave to me ...

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