Brooksville Mafia

Brooksville Mafia Promoting Mountain Biking and Drinking in Hernando County Florida. Particularly Croom Trails and moonshine. Abuse of riders and alcohol are our specialties

Tucker’s head has been returned!! Someone brought it back and placed it on the ground by his feet. I am thinking he did ...
03/13/2026

Tucker’s head has been returned!! Someone brought it back and placed it on the ground by his feet. I am thinking he did not conform and the Church of Satan could not break or brainwash him, he is a stubborn old goat. Along with being decapitated his skull has sustained severe damage but I believe through some painstaking extensive surgery, I can bring him back to life. 

Tomorrow is our RED Sunday, Croom Tucker Hill, ride 0900, eat and drink 1200. Mother Croom got some much needed rain so ...
03/07/2026

Tomorrow is our RED Sunday, Croom Tucker Hill, ride 0900, eat and drink 1200.
Mother Croom got some much needed rain so the trails will be great. Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead

After hours of intensive surgery I was able to reattach Tucker’s right arm and reattach a new head. This head is from a ...
02/14/2026

After hours of intensive surgery I was able to reattach Tucker’s right arm and reattach a new head. This head is from a sheep not a goat so he should be safe from the Church of Satan.

02/13/2026
My good friend Tucker was brutally attacked, severing his right arm and head totally decapitating him, they took his hea...
02/12/2026

My good friend Tucker was brutally attacked, severing his right arm and head totally decapitating him, they took his head. This makes three of my friends that had horns that have been abducted or brutally attacked.

The Mafia was well represented today at the Tour de Felasco
01/10/2026

The Mafia was well represented today at the Tour de Felasco

Johnny Walker Red has taken the position of gatekeeper for Whiskey Ridge after the abduction of Whiskey, he is believed ...
01/08/2026

Johnny Walker Red has taken the position of gatekeeper for Whiskey Ridge after the abduction of Whiskey, he is believed to have been abducted by illegal aliens and sold to slave labor in a foreign country for being a patriot of the USA and proudly displaying the American flags. What is this world coming to?

This Sunday January 11th is RED Sunday at Croom Tucker Hill we ride at 0900. Guided rides, eat and drink after the ride ...
01/06/2026

This Sunday January 11th is RED Sunday at Croom Tucker Hill we ride at 0900. Guided rides, eat and drink after the ride bring a food item to share.

Offering a reward for information leading to an arrest and conviction of person or persons who abducted one of my best f...
12/28/2025

Offering a reward for information leading to an arrest and conviction of person or persons who abducted one of my best friends, Whiskey from Whiskey Ridge, he was last seen at his post Christmas morning.

Another successful workday on The H***h and Time2Shine. My friend Moshine was happy to spend the day with us. Bruce work...
12/22/2025

Another successful workday on The H***h and Time2Shine. My friend Moshine was happy to spend the day with us. Bruce worked up an appetite and James satisfied it with a cheesesteak sub. If you ride and enjoy riding Croom then be sure to donate to Swamp for the volunteers of the Brooksville Mafia so we can keep Bruce fed and keep our equipment maintained.

Workday at "Lefty Loser".  I am sure that someone will complain that we are "dumbing down" an expert trail. The Mafia ri...
12/13/2025

Workday at "Lefty Loser". I am sure that someone will complain that we are "dumbing down" an expert trail. The Mafia rides these trails twice weekly, with lights during winter. The exposed roots due to water erosion had gotten to a level that myself and other "less than expert" riders stopped riding this trail -the risk to reward. Yes, I cut out the root that made me endo, and yes, I carried buckets of clay to fill between roots that made the climbs difficult. Yes, it has made the trail faster, but it has not changed the character and exhilaration of riding along side of the pit. Give us a "thumbs up" for making this trail appeal to more riders!

The Mafia Christmas party was last night and very well attended. We started the ride off with a belly full of Kim Hawkin...
12/12/2025

The Mafia Christmas party was last night and very well attended. We started the ride off with a belly full of Kim Hawkins rum and brandy eggnog. We rode with some difficulty after consuming this eggnog to decorate our tree. We then rode back to consume more drinks and eats. A good time was had by all.

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