Southeast Texas Medical Massage

01/10/2026

As long as we’re talking about FREE red light treatment, let’s talk about THIS BEAUTY I also offer at no additional charge (for right now, anyway. If it gets popular, I may require you to bring your own electrodes): VAGUS NERVE STIMULATION.

Here’s why you want it:

1. The vagus nerve, the 10th and longest cranial nerve, is a vital part of your body’s parasympathetic healing system. Known as “the wandering nerve,” it connects your brain to nearly every major organ, playing a crucial role in recovery, digestion, and mental health.

2. Vagus Nerve Stimulation counters our “fight or flight” stress response to promote relaxation and activate our restorative healing functions throughout the body.

3. Supporting your vagus nerve with Dolphin Vagus Nerve Stimulation improves your ability to manage stress to enhance sleep, relaxation and exercise recovery.

01/09/2026

Client: So, like, you turned your table into a stove or what?

Me: Naw, that’s a red/infared light mat!

Client: What does it do?

Me: Solves all your problems in 37 seconds or less.

PS What it really does is tell the mitochondria (the powerhouse of the cell) to produce more ATP, apparently. So. Now we know.

PPS If you want to try it while you’re on the table, just let me know. It’s no extra cost! And sometimes (read: ALL THE TIMES) I dont even ask, I just assume you want it! Contraindications: pregnancy, hyperthyroidism, taking meds that make you photosensitive.

01/08/2026

My April schedule has just been posted (pinned to the top of the page 👆🏻). I’ve also added in a few
March dates that have opened up due to cancellations!

Please look and TEXT 409-227-9084 to claim the appointment.

April is funky due to my students being in internship, so get these appointments while they last!

12/29/2025

Reminder that this Friday, January 2, 2026, there will be a slight increase in service prices! See the comments for the flyer!

Thank you for your support!

12/22/2025

Tomorrow is the last day for gift cards! At 5pm, I will be turning my phone off until December 29th. I will not be in the office December 24-28th.

Grab them now if you want them - husbands, this is directed at you because your wives have had your gift in the closet for at least six weeks.

12/20/2025

Have you heard about the massage therapist in southeast Texas with THE BEST CLIENTS IN THE WORLD?

She is blessed. She is thankful.

12/16/2025

I am officially out of gift cards for the year, but not to worry, I can rig something up and email it to you! You’ll just have to print it!

Also, remember that prices will be increasing a bit in the new year, so if you want to save some 💰, get several gift cards for your own self to use throughout the year!

12/12/2025

Reminder heading into cold and flu season: the corticosteroids your healthcare provider gives you for these conditions are legitimately IMMUNOSUPPRESSANTS. So you walk in with a suppressed immune system and walk out with medication that’s going to supress it further - which can make you sick longer or lead to secondary infections.

But guess what’s not an immunosuppressant? Massage (bet you didn’t see that coming!) If fact, regular massage improves your immune system through raising lymphocyte production, increasing antibioties, and decreasing cortisol!

So next time your boo is sick, opt for a 10-15 minute hand or foot massage over the steroid pack. You’re welcome.

https://www.consumerreports.org/flu/the-best-flu-treatment-for-you/ #:~:text=Some%20doctors%20may%20also%20prescribe,protect%20others%2C%22%20Hochman%20says.

Some consumers are turning to alternative flu treatments. Do you need Tamiflu? Do antibiotics, steroids, and supplements work? Consumer Reports shares what you need to know.

12/11/2025

*FILLED*

ISO:

Person available on January 7th in the morning for instructional massage at my office in Buna.

✅ Prenatal client for 10:30 - must not be high risk pregnancy

FREE, but one or two students will be in the room with us

12/09/2025

The sign is up! And don’t worry, it’s the picture that’s crooked, not the sign.

12/09/2025

The look on my face when someone says they’ve never had a massage…