Bryn Karlberg, LMT

10/09/2025

Will the bots and ghost followers who have recently followed me from other countries kindly please f**k off and find someone else to troll. Thank you so much.

11/13/2021

It really pays off when I get to choose the other 18 LMTs.😁

10/17/2021

Good morning, Everyone. Just a note to let you know that I am still working, but I am not active on this page. Please call or message me, if you would like to make an appointment.

I hope you are all in good health.

07/11/2020

If you, like many others, are starved for healthy touch, massage can really help. Message me, if you are so inclined.

https://www.healthline.com/health/touch-starved

Yep! And it seems to be more and more common. Here's how to recognize it, what you can do if you don't actually like being touched, and more.

05/02/2020

Good Saturday (I think it’s Saturday!?) to you all. I have been uncustomarily quiet on this page as of late, and for that, I apologize. Most of you know I work an expanded week and don’t take many days off, so have had quite the adjustment to being told I cannot practice what I love on the people I care about. Hopefully, this may be coming to an end soon and so it is time to put some thoughts that I have been having out into the Universe.

I have been overwhelmed with the concerned outreach from all of you who have been worried about how I am doing without an income. I am truly touched and grateful that you would think of me when you, yourself, have your own fears for the future. I hold my hand over my heart as I say, thank you. I have worried about each and every one of you in turn.

Soon we will be able to get back to work, albeit with some new procedures for health and safety. I have kept a list of all your cancellations in the order in which you were originally scheduled, so as we get close to the “All Clear”, I will contact you in that order. If you are feeling continued concern for your safety, you should feel free to pass on being rescheduled until your fears subside, no judgements or recriminations. I look forward to seeing each of you when you are ready.

Until then, sleep well, eat well, turn off the news, reach out to old friends, check on your family. I so look forward to a sterile hip bump with you soon. And we will laugh, that I promise!

05/01/2020

This is my chosen Official Feminist/Libertarian Leaning Covid-19 2020 Pandemic Theme Song. I dedicate it to my daughters, to whom I used to sing it, and to all of you out there missing those you love and cannot be with at this time. Listen to the end.

12/14/2019

Looks like hard work to me. Wouldn’t you rather pay someone else to massage your friend or family member? Message me for a gift certificate! 🎁🌲😍

12/05/2019

This!

11/03/2019

As I will be out of the studio for the next two weeks, now is the perfect time to use the services of Dr. Kevin and Dr. Thad at Burien Family Chiropractic. They take excellent care of all my clients, and their staff is very welcoming and helpful with all your questions and needs. Get started taking care of your spine or get back to it (see what I did there?!😃).

If you want to know the best ways to practice good spinal-health habits, give us a call.

10/17/2019

I will be out of the studio from November 3-November 16. Why not take that opportunity to experience a different form of health care? Dr. Ball is incredibly knowledgeable about a plethora of topics, is conveniently located in Burien and his clients rave about him.

Set up an appointment time during my absence. You will be glad you did!

Andrew Ball is an Acupuncturists. He holds a Master’s of Science in Traditional Oriental Medicine and a Doctorate of Acupuncture and Chinese Medicine. Initially bound for Western Medical school, Andrew consistently turned to Traditional Chinese Medicine as the only natural place offering balance a...

10/01/2019

Not even kidding. Do not get stuck making this face!

07/23/2019

Yep. Thanks to my lovely clients, the busier I am, the more time I get to spend with Laundry! It's a good thing.