02/03/2026
We don’t wake up choosing violence…
but if there’s a pool noodle nearby, we might choose lightly inconveniencing people. No injuries.
No bruises.Just emotional confusion and a gentle whap to remind everyone we are still fun.
It’s not aggression—it’s a lifestyle.
It’s cardio.
It’s conflict resolution, but waterproof.
If you’ve never been humbled by a grown adult with a foam noodle…are you even living?