MsFortune Ministries

05/01/2026

Beltane Blessings:

In honor of Beltane, I pulled a card from the Seasons of the Witch - Beltane Oracle deck: Bee. "Don't drink all of life from one flower," says this card, "for there are many to taste and many to explore." Bee appears with a message to step outside the box. It is easy and sometimes preferable to stay...

05/01/2026

A Full Flower Moon during Beltane? Yes PLEASE! The Full Moon in Scorpio perfects this afternoon, bringing with it an opportunity for deep, emotional purging. If there is something (or someone) you have struggled to let go, give it over to this moon and free yourself from the baggage! I affectionately refer to Scorpio as the garbage disposal of the Zodiac - once it starts churning, there's no getting whatever fell down there back. Well, not unless you want your hand mauled in the process 😜

This Full Moon is basically unaspected; but Pluto, the ruler of Scorpio (and therefore of this Moon) is widely squaring from Aquarius. A square from the ruler can mean troubled waters: you're resisting the purge, or it's being forced on you. The suggestion here is that it's involuntary. Let me assure you that neither Pluto nor Scorpio give a s**t. Pluto is a terrorist, and Scorpio doesn't half ass things when it comes to cutting things out - only total annihilation will do. Harsh but true. It's time to move on. **us **usseason

05/01/2026

Blessed Beltane! Here's a sneak peak at May's astrology 💫🌼 **us **usseason

04/28/2026

In honor of Ta**us season and Chiron’s upcoming move into the sign of self-worth, I’m offering a limited edition, pre-recorded reading: Wounds of Worth - Your Chiron Return, Decoded. If you were born between 1976 and 1983, you’re part of a micro-generation that has their natal Chiron in Ta**us, a combination that brings wounding in the areas of material security, body image, selling yourself short… the list goes on. These wounds of worth have affected your entire life story, but they don’t have to define you. In fact, this summer, when Chiron returns to Ta**us for the first time in our lives, we will be gifted a once in a lifetime chance to heal them. What this looks like will differ depending on the rest of your natal chart - that’s where I come in 💗 This reading will set you up perfectly for the road ahead. Your particular brand(s) of wounding, spelled out. Active timeframes, identified. The path to ultimate wisdom, illuminated. Because you’re so worth it 💞 **us **usseason

04/26/2026

Brace yourselves, because a monumental shift is upon us - Uranus moves into Gemini for good tonight. He will be here until 2033. Uranus briefly dipped into Gemini last year, giving us a taste of what this transit is going to bring. Uranus is shifty, however, and frequently uses shock value as his modus operandi. So who knows if the preview we got was even accurate; his dip back into Ta**us might have convinced him that he needs to go in a completely different direction now that he's back. All of the outer planets are officially rehomed on the masculine polarity (air/fire) now, so one thing is for certain: things will move quickly from here on out. Duck and cover 💣💥

04/24/2026

Venus sneaks into Gemini overnight, a sign where she spends all of her time weighing options. Gemini is notorious for scattering the focus of any planet who transits through, and Venus is no exception. The goal is to have a finger in every pie, and a lover of every possible description in the DM's. It's exhausting being this socially adept 😅 Light and flirty Venus in Gemini is with us until she dips into Cancer on May 18th.

04/20/2026

✨Hey Ta**us - Welcome to your season! Themes of slowing down, practicality and material comfort abound. To usher in Ta**us season, I pulled a card from the Ancient Italian Tarot Deck: Asso di Coppe, Rovesciato, a/k/a the Ace of Cups, Reversed. This Ace signifies emotional blockage, unrequited feelings, a need for self-love or creative blocks. When it shows up, significant inner turmoil is usually present. Yuck. We've just come off of an extremely angry and turbulent Aries Season, so this card isn't entirely surprising. Luckily, Ta**us Season provides the perfect backdrop for grounding down and consolidating our position. Now is not the time to rely on outward emotional expression. Instead, turn inward and replenish your well - pour back into yourself. ♉♉♉

✨Ta**us Sun friends, enjoy $25 off a Solar Return Forecast throughout Ta**us season! Just use the coupon code TAURUSSUN at checkout to claim your discount. ✨

✨And since we can't let our Ta**us friends have ALL the fun, I’ve put together some deals that everyone can take advantage of between now and May 20th. First up, the Featured Reading! Chiron, the Wounded Healer, will be returning to Ta**us this summer for the first time since the early 80’s. That means a whole new crop of souls are staring down their Chiron Return! In honor of this monumental astrology, I’ve created a limited edition, pre-recorded reading: Wounds of Worth - Your Chiron Return, Decoded. If you were born between 1976 and 1983, this reading is for you! It’s $125 for ~30 minutes, and it will break down your unique wounding around self-worth, material insecurity and body image. And since our April-born Ta**us friends have diamonds as their official birthstone, my Herkimer diamond pendant, Diamonds in the Sky, is the Featured Product for Ta**us Season. Regularly $48, you can get her for only $35 (plus shipping) in the shop. 💎💎💎 **us **usseason

04/18/2026

🗣Last Call for my Aries Season deals!! 🗣 Things can't push into Ta**us soon enough for this Aries South Node ♈ 🔜 ♉

04/17/2026

We wake up to a New Moon perfecting at 27 degrees of Aries today. A New Moon in Aries is perfect for new beginnings. In the Natural Zodiac, Aries is the first sign and first house, making this the first New Moon of the astrological year. Aries energy is bold, brave and pioneering. The Ram always meets its challenges head on, with abundant confidence and courage. Intentions set under this New Moon should be all about you, and no one else. Now is the time to allow yourself a complete do-over. No looking back, no regrets. You will be setting a tone that can make all the difference in your energetic body for the rest of the year.

If you like to use crystals to help you manifest, carnelian, pyrite and bloodstone are all associated with Aries. The Sabian Symbol for this degree of the Zodiac is: “A Large Disappointed Audience.” And the Tarot cards for this New Moon are: The Emperor (Aries), The Tower (Mars), and 4 of Wands (Venus in Aries, 3rd Decan).

04/15/2026

After what feels like the better part of a century, Mercury FINALLY leaves Pisces behind and enters Aries tonight. You should really feel this shift! Mercury isn't particularly strong in Aries; but he is so incredibly weakened in Pisces (and was retrograde FOREVER there as well), that his move into Aries is going to jumpstart things in a big way. Like everything in Aries, Mercury's boldness returns. He's looking to make up for lost time, so stay out of his way. All thought processes should be forward looking, and it's a great time to call out any elephants in the room. There's no time like the present - Mercury's only here until May 2nd.

04/12/2026

Thirty-six hours. Two soccer games, one lacrosse practice, one lacrosse game, a birthday party and a Girl Scout event. These are the weekends that you'll find me on the sidelines with a matcha in-hand, and that matcha will ABSOLUTELY be infused with a heaping dose of my rosemary tincture. Why? Because I'm an introverted clairaudient, and excessive noise + lots of socialization = my kryptonite. A few doses of rosemary wards off headaches and keeps me clear, focused and therefore slightly less socially awkward; so I can judge all the parents around me with booze in their mugs 😏

04/10/2026

One week until the Aries New Moon, and less than a week until our first coven meet-up on April 16th! You've undoubtedly heard talk about how powerful this Aries season has been, and it is easy to witness that power (for better or worse) as it unfolds on the global stage. But what if Aries season meant something completely unique to you, and you could harness that energy to bring change and growth to your own life? Spoiler alert: IT DOES! AND YOU CAN!! Even if you aren't an Aries Sun and have no celestial bodies in Aries, the sign of the Ram rules a whole sector of your natal chart and is therefore the archetype governing part of your lived experience. It pays to know these things, it's one of the easiest ways to achieve that ever-elusive state of alignment. Members of The Coven will be given ALL of the tools to decipher the lunar cycle - the key to unlocking your feminine magic ✨ We hope to see you there!!