Lymphedema & Wound Care Center of SW PA

11/11/2025

11/05/2025

💜 Introducing the LYMPHEDEMA CLUB - Monthly Membership Program 💜

"Finally, a place where I don't have to explain my condition. Everyone here gets it."

Managing lymphedema shouldn't feel like doing it alone. We're excited to announce our NEW Monthly Membership Program - consistent, expert care without long-term contracts!

🌟 3 MEMBERSHIP TIERS TO FIT YOUR NEEDS:

✨ Essential Membership - $119.50/month
• 1 Manual Lymphatic Drainage (MLD) session
• 1 Theradot Ultrasound session
• Monthly educational newsletter
• Member pricing on all services
• Flexible scheduling

💙 Complete Care Membership - $279/month
• 2 MLD sessions
• 2 Theradot Ultrasound sessions
• 1 compression wrap session
• Personalized care plan
• Compression garment fitting
• 10% discount on garments & supplies

⭐ Premium Wellness Membership - $507/month
• 4 MLD sessions
• 4 Theradot Ultrasound sessions
• 2 compression wrap sessions
• Quarterly progress assessments
• Priority scheduling
• Unlimited compression garment consultations
• 10% discount on all retail products

WHY JOIN? ✅ Certified Lymphedema Therapists (CLT) ✅ No long-term contracts - month-to-month ✅ Medical documentation for insurance ✅ Community support from people who get it ✅ Safe, supervised environment

READY TO START?

📞 Phone: 724-416-7484
📧 Email: info@lymphewoundcare.com
🌐 Website: www.lymphwoundcare.com
🕐 Hours: Monday-Friday 7:30 AM - 4:00 PM

👉 Start with a FREE consultation!

11/04/2025

🥣👻 This Halloween, we took breakfast to a whole new level of SCARY!

Our crew showed up as the most notorious breakfast villains of all time: Franken Berry, Boo Berry, and Count Chocula! 🍓💜🍫

Because nothing says "terror" quite like characters who turn your milk different colors, am I right? 😂

We may have been the most delicious-looking monsters at the party, and yes, we did get some confused looks from the younger generation who've clearly never experienced the joy of arguing over which cereal monster is superior. (It's Count Chocula, obviously. Fight me. 🧛‍♂️)

The best part? Every time someone asked what we were, we got to say "We're CEREAL killers!" 🔪🥣 Dad jokes for the WIN.

Who else went with a punny group costume this year? Share your pics below! 👇

10/27/2025

👻 BOO-ST Reminder! ☕️ COFFEE WITH THE BOO CREW!

Our Halloween Coffee with the provider is THIS TUESDAY and we're saving a cup with YOUR name on it!

WHEN: Tuesday, October 28th | 9 AM - 12 PM
WHAT: Coffee, conversation & REAL answers about lymphedema & wound care (no appointment needed!)

🎃 Why you'll LOVE it:
✨ No scary barriers—just pop in!
✨ FREE coffee & Halloween treats
✨ Chat with our medical provider (no question too small!)
✨ Actually FUN healthcare (we promise!)

Come for 5 minutes or stay for an hour—we're flexible like that! 😊
Mark your calendar. Grab a neighbor. Bring your questions.

We're here to make healthcare a little less scary, one conversation (and one pumpkin spice latte) at a time! 🧡

See you there—if you dare! 🎃☕️

10/24/2025

🆘 BREAKING NEWS: MUMMY SQUIRREL APOCALYPSE! 🆘
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 🚨🐿️🚨

Our Lymphedema and Wound Care Center has been COMPLETELY SEIZED by an army of mummy squirrels! What started as a few curious critters this morning has escalated into a FULL-SCALE TAKEOVER!

TIMELINE OF CHAOS:
6:00 AM - First squirrel spotted wrapped head-to-tail in compression bandages
7:30 AM - THREE MORE appear in the hallway
9:15 AM - They've formed a CHAIN getting into the gauze 10:00 AM - THEY'VE LEARNED TO OPEN DOORS
11:45 AM - We've lost the third exam room!!!
12:30 PM - They're in the ceiling tiles. THEY'RE IN THE CEILING TILES!!!!
2:00 PM - Marcy has negotiated a peace treaty (they rejected it)
3:45 PM - They've mastered the copy machine and are making WANTED posters of US
4:30 PM - The lead squirrel is now wearing a stethoscope. We think she's in charge now.

CURRENT SITUATION:
🐿️ Estimated squirrel count: TOO MANY TO COUNT
🩹 Bandages remaining: 12% and dropping
🥜 Ransom demands: An unreasonable amount of walnuts
😱 Staff morale: We've accepted our fate

They've built elaborate mummy wrapping stations in every exam room. They're teaching CLASSES. One of them just clocked in for a shift.

SEND REINFORCEMENTS (or animal control… or an exorcist… honestly we’ll take anyone at this point).

🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃
We want to assure our patients that despite the mummy squirrel occupation, we are STILL providing exceptional lymphedema and wound care! Our human staff is still here (mostly) and ready to serve you!

📞 Call to schedule - if the squirrels don't answer first!



P.S. - If you see a squirrel wrapped in ACE bandages riding the elevator, that's Gerald. He's middle management now. Please respect his authority.

10/23/2025

Curious About Acupuncture for Lymphedema? 🤔 Let's Clear Up the Confusion!

We get this question ALL the time at Lymphedema and Wound Care Center: "Should I try acupuncture?"
Great question! Here's the real scoop on what acupuncture can (and can't) do for lymphedema 👇
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The Good News ✨

Acupuncture might help you:
• Kiss some of that swelling goodbye
• Get your circulation flowing better
• Finally get relief from stubborn pain
• Feel more relaxed (yes, please!)
• Boost the results you're already getting from treatment
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The Real Talk 💯

⚠️ Everyone's different—what works for your friend might not work for you
⚠️ Your acupuncturist MUST understand lymphedema (not all do!)
⚠️ This isn't a magic cure—it works with your other treatments, not instead of them
⚠️ Scientists are still figuring out the long-term benefits
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STOP! Read This Before Booking 🛑

🚨 NEVER let anyone put needles in your swollen limb! 🚨

Make absolutely sure your acupuncturist:
✓ Has experience treating lymphedema patients
✓ Uses super-strict sterile techniques
✓ Knows the risks of infection (because you're more vulnerable!)
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So... Should You Try It? 🎯

Here's our take: Acupuncture can be a wonderful addition to your toolbox—but it's just ONE tool. You still need:
• Compression therapy
• Manual lymphatic drainage
• Exercise
• Skin care
• Your care team's guidance

Think of it like this: acupuncture is the cherry on top, not the whole sundae! 🍨
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Ready to Explore Your Options? 💙

We love helping our patients find what works for THEM. No cookie-cutter solutions here—just personalized care that fits YOUR life.

📞 Give us a call: 724-416-7484

💻 Learn more: lymphwoundcare.com

💬 Drop a comment with your questions!

👉 Know someone dealing with lymphedema? Share this post—it might be exactly what they need to see today!

P.S. What complementary therapies have YOU tried? We'd love to hear your experience in the comments! 👇

10/22/2025

🎃 COFFEE WITH THE BOO CREW! 🎃

10/19/2025

🍂 Thank You for Making Our Fall Walk a Success! 🍂
We are incredibly grateful to everyone who joined us this Friday for our Fall Walk! Your presence, energy, and support mean the world to us.
It was wonderful to see our community come together to promote health, wellness, and awareness. Whether you walked the entire route or cheered from the sidelines, you made this event truly special.
Thank you for being part of the Lymphedema & Wound Care Center family. Together, we're taking steps toward better health and stronger community connections! 💙
We hope to see you at our next event!