
04/01/2025
BIG NEWS! We’re revolutionizing chiropractic care! We’ve partnered with a local martial arts studio to bring you Extreme Adjustments. Instead of gentle, precise adjustments from our doctors, you can now sign up to have karate students flying kick, chop, and body slam your back into alignment.
Choose from:
• White Belt Warm-Ups (gentle taps and hesitant high-fives)
• Black Belt Beatdowns (for those who like their spines realigned with authority)
• The Grandmaster Special (one secret move so powerful, we legally can’t describe it)
Book now! First 10 patients get a complimentary karate-chop massage and a waiver to sign… just in case.