Mike the LMT

Mike the LMT More active on IG: .andryszewski

02/18/2026

Someone recently commented on a local FB group post saying my rate is “too high.”

And of course… they’re also a bodyworker / life coach.

I laughed.
Not because they’re wrong to have feelings.�Because it’s TO COMMON.

So many healers will spend YEARS mastering their craft…�and then collapse the second money enters the conversation.

Same trauma. Different costume.

We’ll call undercharging “humility.”�We’ll call burnout “service.”�We’ll call being broke “detachment.”�We’ll call it spiritual…

…while some “spiritual” spaces quietly train you to believe that being resourced (both in your nervous system and bank account) is less holy— so you stay small, grateful, and easy to manipulate… only for those people to profit on your smallness.

Here’s the part that stings:

If my rate triggers you, it’s not about my pricing.�It’s about your money wound.

Because the truth is…�you can’t deliver real medicine from a state of self-abandonment.

My body is my instrument.�If I’m not cared for, regulated, fed, trained, rested—you feel it on the table.

So yes, my rate includes creating a lifestyle that is conducive to the standard of work YOU want to receive & expect from me:
* eating well
* training + continuing education
* my own bodywork + recovery
* strength work + mobility
* actual rest
* rent, taxes, insurance, admin, the invisible backend that keeps this alive

Everything costs more now.�And I’m not pretending scarcity is a virtue.

Healers and bodyworkers should be charging according to life in 2026, not like it was back in the 90s…

If you want bargain touch, go bargain shop.�If you want deep, skilled, sustainable work from someone who works from his worth…

DM me and let’s get you on my table (if my rate doesn’t scare you away 🤣)

02/08/2026

I offered a close family friend craniosacral therapy.

She’s going through breast cancer.�Her hair is falling out.�She recently had a port installed. (Google it at your own risk)

It’s not the first time I’ve worked with a cancer client.
But she’s the most in it.

And if I’m honest—clients like this scare me.
Cancer. Prenatal. Anything fragile.�I usually try to avoid them.

Not because I don’t believe in the power of human touch.�But because I doubt myself.

And yet—every time someone like this comes to me, there’s a kind of trust that sends chills down my spine.�A faith that is not deterred. �Sometimes a firm insistence.

“I want you to be the one.”

It always reminds me of something I forget too easily:�My work is potent.
My potential is infinite.
I am capable.

The more I remain in this frequency the more I magnetize the right people to my table. Things will flow with ease. And my biz will continue to be highly successful.

This is my vibe for 2026 babe.

Deep bow to all the people I get to work with. Who call me in to my fullness. And simultaneously help me while I help them.

And a deep bow to this new modality I’ve been loving. Cranio Sacral Therapy.

I’m experiencing great results with my clients.
And in my therapeutic presence.

It’s totally palpable!

DM me if you’re ready to jump on my table and find out for yourself.

Before you read another word...Unclench your jaw.Drop your shoulders half an inch.Let your exhale get a little longer th...
01/18/2026

Before you read another word...

Unclench your jaw.
Drop your shoulders half an inch.
Let your exhale get a little longer than your inhale.

Good.

I’ve been in my new space for two weeks now.

And the vibe?
Palpable.

Returning clients have been walking in and saying things like:
“This feels like you.”
“The other place never really felt like your home.”

Honestly?

I agree.
It didn’t.

It was “fine”… but it wasn’t mine.
And when a space doesn’t fit, you can feel it in your body.

This new studio feels like a deep breath.
It has room.
It holds you.
It lets the work land.

New clients have been coming in, taking one look around, and going,
“WOW… this is beautiful.”

Then they get on the table.

And something shifts.

Because the work isn’t just “muscles.”
It’s your whole system finally getting permission to stop bracing.
To stop performing.
To stop carrying everything like it’s normal.

A couple people even joined the membership after their first session...
not because I pushed it,
but because once you feel what it’s like to be met that deeply…

You don’t really want to go back to “I’ll book when I’m desperate.”

Even the other tenants in the building—the Zoom-call, 9–5, headset-life crew—have been poking their heads in like:
“Oh wow… there’s a bodyworker here?”
And yes. There is.
And they’ve been booking too.

And me?

I’m settling in.
I’m slowly gathering the comfy furniture and the details I’ve been envisioning for a long time.

Now I’m thinking about linen curtains and beautiful carpets like it’s a side hustle.

So if you haven’t come in yet…

Here’s the honest question:

What are you waiting for?

Not as a guilt trip.
As a check-in.

Because your body has been doing a lot.
And you don’t need to earn rest by hitting a breaking point.

I have some availability this week, and I’d love to welcome you into the new space.

Hit the link in my bio to book.

To everyone who’s already been in (or has a session on the calendar):
thank you.

I’m genuinely excited to see you soon/again.

-Mike

01/09/2026

After a few successful years of serving the community from my Hudson office I am excited to move my bodywork practice into the heart of Catskill on Main St.

My love of bodywork is rooted in an old memory of my beloved Grandmother. I had a rough childhood, to put it lightly, but one of my highlights was the back rubs my grandmother gave me. It was the safest and most loved I felt then. As an adult it’s become a calling to provide something similar for others through this work.

I’ve been an LMT since 2020 and have studied extensively in the US, Thailand & India. I’ve served clients at the highest level and have dozens of 5 star reviews to prove it. I help my clients feel their best with my unique signature approach for luxurious and personalized bodywork experiences.

I blend Deep Tissue, Thai, Swedish, Myofascial Release and Craniosacral work. We can tailor your massage to meet your needs, hence the name Bespoke.

If you’re ready to give your body the attention it deserves, come on in. You’ll leave feeling restored, relaxed, and ready to take on the world.

My calendar is open! Booking link is in my bio!

01/07/2026

First week in the new space has been lit 🔥.

Big thanks to all my wonderful clients that support me and my biz!

Come find out what the commotion is all about 🎉👊🙏❤️💆‍♂️

I am offering 20% off your first appointment in my new office when you book and pay online using the code OFFICE

🔗in bio.

Over the last few years I have found myself in the most painful sheddings of everything that wasn’t me. I acquired so ma...
10/02/2024

Over the last few years I have found myself in the most painful sheddings of everything that wasn’t me.

I acquired so many layers, boxes of identity that I thought would make me somehow more worthy…

But they just disconnected me further from what had been there all along - since before life influenced me to feel that there was something wrong with me.

And now for the first time in my life, instead of chasing what I think might make me worthy, I am attracting the opportunities and experiences that add value to my ever present, inherent worth.

Firekeeper is one of those opportunities. Today I am embarking on an eight month commitment to grow myself as a man and a leader through this incredible program.

I’m now the father of a son and recognize more than ever the importance of my calling to be a representation of healthy, balanced masculine energy in shaping the next generation and a different future world.

I’m becoming something that wasn’t modeled to me, as many men of my generation are being called to do - a task that is not for the weak but is of crucial importance to restore the balance of humanity.

In a time of “me too” and atrocious political realities created by men that harm so many, it’s no small feat to become the men we’re here to be - to love, protect and honor the feminine (women and the planet) and the children of this world. Accepting our duties to protect and provide, not solely for our families but for our communities and the wider world is what matures us into who we are meant to be.

This journey is everything to me and I’m looking forward to supporting many other men on this journey as well.

I am raising funds for this program. If you’d like to help, I would so appreciate your investment. I’m almost halfway to my goal. There are many ways to support this goal. Send me a message to learn more.

Growing up I was always longing for more conscious masculine leadership. I’ve been a seeker since I was a teen and I loo...
09/05/2024

Growing up I was always longing for more conscious masculine leadership. I’ve been a seeker since I was a teen and I looked in many places. Though I learned a lot from all of the places I looked, most of what I found was dogma that further perpetuated my sense of inadequacy, my resistance to owning my personal power and fully stepping into myself as a man.

Culture says that violent men or incapable, immature men are the problem but really that’s the symptom of a deeper issue - a culture that lacks healthy masculine leadership and safe spaces for men to be in community with each other, to feel, process our pain, train, and do the work that matures a boy into a strong, healthy, confident man. One that can heed the call of his mission to protect and provide and make the world a safer and more vibrant place not only his family and community, but for everyone.

This isn’t just a disservice to men, it’s a disservice to everyone that is affected by the harm that men do when we are living out of alignment with our integrity, in isolation and without guidance.

Especially now that I have become a father to my son, I want to shape a different kind of future - for him, for myself and for the collective.

I’m ready to sharpen my skills as a leader of men, a community builder, a safe space and a guide by committing to a 8 month embodied masculine leadership training with my mentor.

I need some help to get there. If you feel compelled by this mission and would like to contribute to the cost of tuition & travel ($11k) I would deeply appreciate your investment in me.

DM me directly if you want more info about the training or would like to invest.

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335 Main Street
Catskill, NY
12414

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Wednesday 11am - 5pm
Thursday 1pm - 7pm
Friday 11am - 3pm
Saturday 11am - 2pm

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+15183032558

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