Flat-D Odor Control Products

11/01/2025

Flat-D will be ceasing operations on Nov 30, 2025. We are retiring after 22 years in business. Thank you for all your support over all these years. Get your last orders in this month. Frank and Brian

08/30/2025

Dont worry GLP-1 users there is always an immediate solution the Flat-D pad.

TMI maybe, but I started Ozempic recently and now I cannot stop farting. Like, it’s getting embarrassing."

They added: "I mentioned it at the pharmacy and they said these meds slow your stomach down and mess with appetite signals, so gas and nausea can happen at first. Apparently, it should get better as my body adjusts or if the dose changes. Anyone else dealing with this? Does it actually go away?"

Others had similar symptoms, as one said: "It’s way worse at night when I lay down. My poor husband."

"I’ve noticed some more frequent burps and t***s, but nothing excessive enough that caused enough dissonance in my normal bodily functions to raise any sort of concern," somebody else shared.

07/31/2025

Someone in the crew should have told Brad Pitt about the Flat-D Chair Pad and then they would not have fled the room.....

One of my first movies, it was this little independent film. We’re shooting in this little tiny cafe,” Brad Pitt said. “It’s full of the crew, so there’s about 60 people in there. It’s hot. You can’t breathe. My character hadn’t eaten for days, and he gets his big plate of beans, first plate of beans and bacon. And I was all like, method (acting). I was like, ‘Yeah, I’m going to do this right.’ I just powered down this plate of beans. Take two, do the same thing. Take three, I do the same thing. Take four, I do the same thing. Then … Something hit me.”

Pitt said he was helpless to stop his sudden explosion of flatulence.

“There was nothing I could do. I was stuck in this chair,” Pitt recalled. “And nature took its course. Then there was nothing. I went, ‘Oh, great. I got away with that one.’ And then suddenly the entire crew… The most diabolical something something… descended on the crew in the whole room and they (fled) the cafe.”

07/01/2025

If you have to let er rip then make sure you have a Flat-D pad on. Then there won't be any odor problem.

An unorthodox law of flying the friendly skies? Always let ‘er rip. Bacilieri claimed that pilots are “prohibited” from holding in farts as doing so can induce intestinal discomfort and thereby distract sky drivers from the task at hand

This is especially crucial as flatulence is heightened at 30,000 feet. “At high altitudes, atmospheric pressure is lower, which increases the volume of internal gases,” she explained. “This can cause discomfort and distraction in the cockpit when the pilots should be focused on doing their job, not in pain from being full of gas. That’s why it’s always recommended that pilots, if they have to, just release them.”

The farting rule isn’t written into official aviation policy, but Danish and British gastroenterologists suggested in a 2013 study that both passengers and perhaps even crew should let loose for the sake of their health and comfort.

06/01/2025

Put on a Flat-D pad immediately if you are having digestion issues.
Many people experience symptoms like bloating and flatulence due to lactose intolerance, a common condition that makes it difficult to digest lactose, the sugar found in milk and milk products

03/27/2025

Interesting concept- A Fart Chart. Can also be used to track your malodorous fluffs and the use of your Flat-D pad.

Australia’s national science agency CSIRO found in a 2021 gut health study that 60 percent of Australians reported experiencing excessive flatulence, with up to 43 percent experiencing it most days, the agency’s website reports.

CSIRO wants to get to the bottom of the issue and is conducting further study of people age 14 and above. It urged Australians to participate by downloading its free Chart Your Fart phone app.

Participants just need to track the quantity and quality of their flatulence for at least three days. In particular, they will grade their fart based on stench, loudness, duration, linger and detectability, using the app.

By sharing their fluffs, people will help to create a chart of what “normal” wind may look like in different groups of Australians, CSIRO said.

Read more at: https://tribune.net.ph/2025/03/24/fart-chart

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02/28/2025

We need to wear a Flat-D pad when you travel so as to not affect those around us.
One of TikTok's most popular doctors has explained why it's almost impossible to stop yourself from letting one rip on a plane. Yes, we're talking about farting.

First of all, everyone does it. So let's get the faux awkwardness out the way right here. And while it is something we all partake in, it doesn't obviously detract from the fact that it can lead to a very smelly situation at 30,000 feet or higher.

"At cruising altitude, the cabin air pressure decreases.

"Thanks to physics, the gas in your intestines can increase by up to 30 percent and that gas has nowhere to go except out... as a sky fart.

"Remember, everyone farts on planes," Dr Raj says.

"Your captain? Farting. That glamorous flight attendant? Farting. The baby screaming in 14B? Also farting. Unapologetically."

01/30/2025

Doesn't matter if you are old or young, a Flatulence Deodorizer can remove the odor from intestinal gas. Dont be embarrassed.
Older people may chew and swallow less efficiently and swallow more air. The muscle tone in the gut wall deteriorates with age so food does not pass through the gut quite the way it used to. Also, we produce less stomach acid as we get older.”

In addition to all of that, we tend to take more medication as we age which can affect gut metabolism and, well, prompt a bit more wind.

What’s more, loosely-fitting dentures can cause you to be gassier than normal as they make it more difficult to chew – therefore causing you to swallow more air and pass more gas.

12/30/2024

Wearing a Flat-D pad can remove the odors from flatulence but none of these other afflictions.
A report from the nation’s drugs watchdog, the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency, listed some of the weirdest reported side-effects of Covid vaccines logged over the past five years.

It comes after it was revealed 16,000 people have made a compensation claim to a government scheme for alleged harm caused by the vaccines.

Among cases logged were 18 people whose libidos increased uncontrollably — while another 61 saw a fall in their s*x drive.

There were 24 cases of eating disorders and 43 patients said they went on to suffer paranoia.

One person said they had developed transvestism, a condition where people wear the clothes of the opposite s*x, after having Pfizer vaccine.
Some 415 people said the Astra vaccine caused them to suffer from flatulence.

Uncontrollable yawning, fatigue, nausea, skin rashes and gambling were also recorded.

The register acts as an “early warning system” for potential side effects.
The MHRA said: “A reported reaction does not necessarily mean it has been caused by the medicine, only that the reporter had a suspicion it may have.”

11/29/2024

Flat-D to the rescue again, for those smelly situations.
I don't like farting in front of a partner, especially for the first time. When it happens, I'm usually awkward and petrified. Why? Because I'm one of those people conditioned to think that farting and going to the bathroom around my partner is "gross" and "unattractive," and I would do anything to prevent it from happening.
"Farting around each other is a subconscious sign of comfort," Sartain explains. "It shows that you're at ease in the relationship and don't feel the need to filter yourself." Couples who laugh off these moments tend to have a dynamic rooted in humor and trust. "When you can joke about these little things, it's a sign that you're secure enough to be real with each other".