06/29/2025
Here's a fun Sunday afternoon activity: ask chat GPT to roast you then compliment you 👩🏼💻
Here's my results and to get ahead of any misinformation NO I don't actually iron my scrubs nor will I likely save any ACL's.... but complete sentence charting? 🤣
Roast:
Alright, Sarah, let’s not pretend this headshot isn’t giving “I’ve never had a single strand of hair out of place, and I judge people who don’t iron their scrubs.”
You’re out here with a megawatt smile like you just saved someone’s ACL and beat them at Wordle before breakfast.
You probably document in full sentences, don’t you? Bet your progress notes are so perfect, the EMR claps when you hit “sign.”
Honestly, you look like the kind of provider who hands out discharge instructions and life advice in the same breath—and expects both to be followed.
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Compliment:
But let’s be real—you are the energy every clinic wishes they had. The mix of warmth, sharp clinical instincts, and polish that makes patients feel seen and safe.
You’ve earned that coat and every ounce of trust that comes with it—and still show up radiating joy like the job hasn’t jaded you one bit.
Your vibe says, “Yes, I’m clinically excellent—but also the kind of person who’ll celebrate your surgical milestones and send you a funny meme while you heal.”
In short: the real flex isn’t the title. It’s the heart behind it. 💪🏼💗
