04/14/2026
Just got back from in Vegas and one thing is very clear… longevity medicine is where everything is headed.
We all want to live longer, but more importantly, we want to live better. And that starts with actually understanding your body.
That’s exactly why we brought PNOE to Lola’s.
This isn’t your typical test. Your blood work can’t tell you how your body burns fat, carbs, and calories… but PNOE can.
It’s a simple breath test (about 10 minutes), followed by a short bike test to map out your metabolism and workout zones. No guessing, no frustration, no feeling like your body is working against you.
Because the truth is… your metabolism isn’t broken. It just hasn’t been tested.
And no two metabolisms are the same.
Right now, we’re still offering our launch pricing:
• $50 for current hormone or weight loss patients
• $99 for new patients
Plus, you’ll get a full breakdown of your results and a 30-minute consult to walk through your personalized report.
If you’ve been doing everything “right” and still not seeing results… this is your answer.
Book your PNOE test 🤍