01/11/2026
If you are heading to the PA Farm Show with children he are some great tips🤗 Look for Bessie's Best Lactation Cookies they are there to help you 💜💜
Top 10 Farm Show Tips for Parents Who Love Their Kids but Also Love Sanity (Plus FULL guide to the Farm Show with kids in the comments)
1. Establish the Bathroom Hierarchy Immediately
Before you see a single goat, scout the bathrooms.
All of them.
Rank them.
Imprint them on your soul.
Because after milkshakes, lemonade, and 47 cheese samples, someone will announce “I have to go” like it’s an emergency broadcast. The Maclay Street Lobby bathrooms are elite. Treat them accordingly.
2. Get the Free Child ID Bracelet. This Is Not Optional.
Stop at Bessie's Best Lactation Cookies and get the free ID bracelet.
It’s basically Farm Show insurance.
If your child wanders off chasing a piglet, this bracelet is the difference between a calm reunion and you testing the limits of your cardiovascular system.
Bonus tip: Write “Will work for ice cream” on the back.
3. Bring Cash or Prepare to Beg a Stranger
The butterfly feeding is magical.
It is also cash-only.
You will either:
Have cash and feel smug, or
Be in line explaining to your kids why butterflies require Venmo negotiations with strangers.
Both are character-building. One is easier.
4. Goats Are Cute. Goats Are Also Thieves.
Yes, snuggle the goats.
Yes, take the photos.
But know this: if you have a granola bar, receipt, napkin, or sleeve within reach, that goat will take it.
Goats fear nothing. Not even your authority.
5. Pick Three Must-Dos. Everything Else Is a Bonus.
Choose 2–3 non-negotiables.
Butterflies.
Goats.
Tractor Square Dancing.
Anything else is gravy.
Because your toddler will spend 45 minutes staring at a chicken, and you will need to make peace with that.
6. Dress Like You’re Going to the Arctic… Then a Sauna… Then a Barn
It’s freezing outside.
Warm inside.
Drafty in the barns.
Layers are key.
Bright colors help you spot your kids in crowds and also signal to other parents, “Yes, I, too, am barely holding it together.”
7. Stroller or Wagon: Choose Your Weapon Carefully
A wagon is amazing for hauling tired kids and baked potatoes.
It is also a nightmare in crowds.
A stroller is easier to maneuver but less forgiving when your child insists on bringing home seven brochures, a balloon, and their emotional support corn dog.
Choose wisely.
8. Free Samples Are Not Lunch (But Don’t Say That Out Loud)
Your child will insist they are “full” after 12 cheese cubes and a honey stick.
They are lying.
Have a real food plan.
Or accept that milkshakes will become lunch, and this will become a core childhood memory.
9. The Carousel Is Faster Than It Looks
The kids will love it.
You may question your life choices.
Smile.
Wave.
Sit down immediately afterward if needed. No judgment.
10. Let the Kids Lead (Even When It Makes No Sense)
The Farm Show is about discovery.
If that means:
30 minutes in the Waterfowl Habitat
Skipping the horse arena
Or becoming deeply invested in one specific duck
Let it happen.
The best memories are unplanned, slightly chaotic, and smell faintly of barn.
Bonus Survival Truth
You are doing great.
Even if you miss an exhibit.
Even if someone cries.
Even if you leave early.
If your kids leave happy, tired, and mildly sticky, you did the Farm Show correctly. 🐄🍦🌽