12/30/2023
My take on diet advice:
Fruit is bad for you,but also here’s a juice cleanse. Only shop on the outside of the grocery store, except the spices, vinegar, nuts and affordable stuff are on the inside aisles. You can’t have a 100 calorie piece of bread but no problem with this 1,000 calorie pizza because it’s made from cauliflower. Breakfast is the most important meal, but you should skip it because fasting induces autophagy. Ice cream is a no but this 700 calorie açaí bowl is fine because it’s natural. You should listen to your body but also ignore hunger and headaches while you fast for 36 hours. Salad dressing is fattening but put butter in your coffee to help you lose fat.
Also check out my free guide in the comments for some no nonsense advice that won’t make you want to punch someone .