06/30/2025
We're kicking off the holiday week with our last team transformation 👇
Dr. K as a dog is a high-energy, lake - yellow Labrador Retriever with big sunscreen, bigger personality, and absolutely zero chill—and that’s intentional. This isn’t your basic family Lab chasing tennis balls. This one’s got a backwards hat, orange sunglasses, and a hoodie that says I didn’t come to the lake to be quiet, I came to serve tan lines and unfiltered commentary.
Labs are naturally outgoing, but this one? This one was voted Most Likely to Shotgun a Truly, Flirt With the Lifeguard, and Still Walk Your Grandma to Her Car. That shocked, wide-eyed look? It’s giving someone just told him Beyoncé isn’t touring this year levels of distress. The energy is full throttle—chaotic good with a glitter twist.
This dog is the type who RSVPs to the boat day with a signature cocktail and a playlist titled “Nautical & Naughty.” He’s loud in the group chat, louder in the water, and somehow always ends up with his paws on the aux cable. There’s nothing subtle about him, and thank god for that. He’s not here to blend in—he’s here to hydrate, dominate, and maybe make out with a lifeguard.