Hannah Calfee

02/27/2026

yes she knew this would happen we agreed it was to funny not to post

but just your reminder to get waxed BEFORE you self tan

02/10/2026

I’m so brave

02/09/2026

what’s worse is when you finally get it on and it breaks

02/02/2026

I am back from vacation & can’t wait to see you all 🏝️🛫🫶

01/18/2026

if you weren’t married I’d wife you up for making me so hot

01/14/2026

just throwing that out there ❤️💌💐

01/13/2026

🚨📰⭐️real life review ⭐️📰🚨

01/08/2026

when pookie is actually busy working and I have tea to spill

01/05/2026

If your skin gets a little 🥶FrOsTy🥶 during a peel don’t panic it’s just the acid working its magic 🪄 🧙‍♀️

12/30/2025

I’d like to preface yes she is okay and yes she thought it was funny I was going to post this

but these are the real life reviews that are worth while

12/18/2025

this audio will live in my brain for months

12/11/2025