USA Gun Bunker

09/07/2025

So check this out, Günther & I travelled to Indianapolis this weekend with to the hardware buying market where she does a lot of buy for the next 6 months or so for our hardware store inventory. As Günther and I were tagging along we came across a toy section, so naturally my 10 year old brain/personality had to check things out. While I was looking at merchandise (playing with toys and breaking things) we got to talking to some of the vendors about what we (you guys) do for A Very UGB Christmas. After explaining everything and telling a few stories, tears were shed (I bawled like a big fat baby telling stories of 1st graders asking Santa (me) for blankets and pillows to sleep with) and they wanted to get on board the Crimmus train! They started hooking us up with all kinds of market specials and deals so we bought a BUNCH of toys! I’m talking cool toys too! Cap guns, monster trucks, Barbie tools, Pokémon and sports trading cards AND FREAKING ROCKETS!!! My heart is full and I couldn’t be more thankful to all of you for making this possible. We are going to make sure a TON of kids have an AMAZING CHRISTMAS!!!

If you want to help out and give you can hit the link below or in my bio or you can always type in UGB.Christmas into your browser and it will take you to the donation page.

If you can give monetarily, that’s amazing, but if not (you can) no worries. EITHER WAY PLEASE SHARE THE MESSAGE WITH EVERYONE YOU CAN! Just spreading the word helps more than you can imagine. Thank you all and have a blessed Sunday! - HMFIC

https://donorbox.org/a-very-ugb-christmas-2025

09/02/2025

on Monday!

A Very UGB Christmas 2025 is LIVE! You can hit the link in my bio or in the caption below or you can always type UGB.Christmas in your browser to get the link. As always regardless of if you can donate, PLEASE SHARE!!! - HMFIC

https://donorbox.org/a-very-ugb-christmas-2025

08/08/2025

Saturday morning at the community center.

08/01/2025

A U G T I S M®️©️™️ v2

There are a lot of new followers that maybe aren’t up to speed on all the UGB lore and what the is really all about. So find someone to read this to you and I will elaborate a little.

Yes, this is the $15,000 MP88, 9 mm AUG. Steyr produced 88 of these badass gats for import to the United States and this is one of them.

Last year I was able to get this on allocation and it just seemed like the perfect gun to donate to the Crimmus fund. “What’s the Crimmus fund?” you might be asking??? Well, it’s kind of a long story but basically it all started with all of us pulling together to help out my new friend , who was getting cyber bullied, not the good natured kind but the kind that should get your mouth punched. We ended up driving across the country with an enclosed trailer full of all kinds of gear, several thousand dollars in donations and even an all expense paid trip to fly out and train with and dropped it all off at his doorstep.

Then shortly after that I mag dumped 30 rds of 45ACP into a case of p-mags that an arachnid had invaded and bred 1000’s of its offspring in. That event somehow kick started “A Very UGB Christmas” which we use to simply raise money to buy Christmas presents for kids who may not be getting any and show them that the spirit of Santa is real and that there is good in the world. In the last 4-5 years we’ve raised almost a 1/4 million dollars, bought countless toys for less fortunate kids all over the country and given away a BUNCH of guns and other cool s**t in the process, all while having a helluva time doing it and just getting that feel good feeling in your stomach.

Last year donated $15,000 to purchase this rig and collectively we all cyber bullied (the good kind) into giving us another stock for this MP88 so we could give it the A U G T I S M treatment without ruining the original. They were great sports and delivered. I actually tried to pay for it but they refused.

Here in the next week or so I will be kicking off this year’s UGB Christmas and we will try to hit our goal of $69,420. - HMFIC

07/30/2025

Member that last big fu**er that shrugged off the .22 rat shot like it was nothing. I told you I was ready for the next one they (the Feds) sent. I will not be mocked by a spidey boi (federal agent) - HMFIC

04/27/2025

04/27/2025

I always forget that all the new followers aren’t up to speed on all the classic OG UGB bulls**t that I don’t post much anymore. The pics I posted the other day of the stirred up the comments and DM’s so I decided to break it out for . The upper is a legit C**t Commando 11.5” heavy barrel unit that I honestly do not think I have ever cleaned. Seriously. SEVERAL THOUSANDS of full auto fire and at best I think I have sprayed down the BCG a few times with some l**e (knee nectar). That’s it.

The lower is another story. About 5 years ago I was rather intoxicated (shocker, I know) one evening when someone sent me a GunBroker listing for this abomination. Although it was totally , it had loads of good parts in it. VLTO A5 buffer system, skateboard taped A2 grip, Troy ambi mag release installed with safety wire, speed holes in the mag well and trigger guard, hillbilly Allen key B.A.D. lever, Geissele SSA trigger, an old school (possibly homemade) end plate sling adapter thing, a red ano mag release button thingy and tiny random holes drilled into the receiver. I mean it was pretty fu***ng awesome.

I then sent it to the group chat (brilliant idea) and everyone started piling on the peer pressure for me to bid on it. By peer pressure I mean relentless bullying. It worked. I woke up hungover the next day 650 bucks lighter and the proud new owner of this abomination.

I added a law folder for foldy boi reasons and milled out the gay, ban era trigger pocket that had the aluminum “cross bar” left in the receiver to make installing an auto sear impossible (unless you are an awesome drunken hillbilly with a Bridgeport) and drilled that glorious third hole. And here we are today. Still mag dumping into garbage with it. But it was raining today so I went drive by style in my suburban (with barn doors).

04/24/2025

Limited quantities of TMag 5 & 10 packs in stock, ready to send to your door. Yes even the co**ie states. Then you can cut windows in the magwell of your C**t lower so you can really show them off. It’s all about the flex boi! I’m guessing they won’t last long. - HMFIC 🚢

usagunbunker.com/stendos/stendo…

04/23/2025

Did you know we are doing a r@ffle for a Barrett M107A1 50BMG? All proceeds benefit dis ni🅱️🅱️a but hey, you get a chance to win a 50 cal. - HMFIC

Product Overview WE ARE GOING TO RUN THIS UNTIL 5-4-25. IF IT SELLS OUT BY THEN WE WILL DRAW AS NORMAL FOR IT ON 5-5-25. IF IT DOESN'T SELL OUT BY THEN, I WILL TURN ALL THE ENTRIES INTO A WINNER TAKE ALL WAFFLE CREDIT FOR HOWEVER MANY THERE ARE. EXAMPLE - IF ONLY 200 OF THE 420 AVAILABLE SPOTS SELL....

04/20/2025

Günther says “Happy Easter”

04/19/2025

Even with the massive brake, the 16.5” Noreen ULR 50 BMG is pretty violent. Gonna need to put a real stock on it haha.

04/13/2025

Tourist Mode: E N G A G E D

On a scale of 1-10, I’m hungover. Flying to Dublin to have a bunch of “proper Irish Guinness” as my cab driver told me that is all I need to worry about doing in Dublin.

Fair enough cabby, fair enough. - HMFIC