USA Gun Bunker

03/28/2026

105 rds 122 FMJ 7.62x39
40 rds 125 rds 7.62x35

is not amused by the magazine malfunctions. Also the 50/50 is over $400 now I think. Link to 50/50 pot https://ugb-waffle-stomping.mybigcommerce.com/tree-chop-chop/

Link to AK FRT trigger https://www.usagunbunker.com/nfa-is-gay/become-ungovernable-flat-top-upper-combo-2804/the-spicy-100-legal-ak-asissted-reset-trigger-art-system-5049687



1-9-26 > 30 green tips
1-10-26 > 124 9mm 147g FMJ
1-12-26 > 57 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-13-26 > 40 rds of green tips
1-15-26 > 10 slugs and 25 rds buckshot (12 gauge)
1-17-26 > 50 rds Wi******er 12 gauge Defender Elite (1 slug and 3 OO buck pellets)
1-19-26 > 45 rounds of random 5.56
1-21-26 > 60 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-27-26 > 99 rds 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-31-26 > 28 rds 108 grn 6mm ARC
2-4-26 > 30 rds of 180 grain 10mm FMJ
2-6-26 > 93 rds 147 grain 9mm
2-6-26 > 52 rds 147 grain 7.62x51
2-14-26 > 100 rds 55 grain 5.56
2-24-26 > 25 rds of FMJ .308
2-27-26 > 105 rds 7.62x39 mixed FMJ &HP’s
3-5-26 > 75 rds of 7.62x39 HP
3-12-26 > 75 rds of 180 grain FMJ 10mm
3-19-26 > 25 rds 12 ga 00 buckshot
60 rds 9mm 147 grain FMJ
69 (approx) rds 45 grain 22LR
3-24-26 > 40 rds of 55 grain 5.56 FMJ
3-28-26 > 105 rds 122 FMJ 7.62x39
40 rds 125 rds 7.62x35

03/25/2026

said it’s revolver Wednesday or something and that it was 5 hunnert Schmidt n Western themed and that I had to play along or he wouldn’t make me any more 500 S&W rat shot. So here ya go. I hope you’re happy with my wrist pain. - HMFIC

03/25/2026

03/22/2026

A couple weeks ago , and I attended the buyers market/trade show and we saw a several really cool toys and were able to buy a bunch at crazy good pricing for this years UGB Crimmus. We will still have to get a bunch more later this year but this gave us a really good start. And it’s really cool that they said they will hold off on shipping them till later this year, closer to the time we will need them. - HMFIC

SheenGunSanta

03/20/2026

25 rds 12 ga 00 buckshot
60 rds 9mm 147 grain FMJ
69 (approx) rds 45 grain 22LR

Started with the 22LR. I just got that gun running after like 3 years of it being a bitch. Now it’s back to being a bitch. So persuaded me to go back after it with some guns that generally always run excellent for me. The MP5K and my . Two totally different animals but beasts nonetheless.

Day 18 is off the books but you can still get in on the 50/50 pot predicting what day the tree will fall.

https://ugb-waffle-stomping.mybigcommerce.com/tree-chop-chop/

See you retards on day 19. - HMFIC



1-9-26 > 30 green tips
1-10-26 > 124 9mm 147g FMJ
1-12-26 > 57 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-13-26 > 40 rds of green tips
1-15-26 > 10 slugs and 25 rds buckshot (12 gauge)
1-17-26 > 50 rds Wi******er 12 gauge Defender Elite (1 slug and 3 OO buck pellets)
1-19-26 > 45 rounds of random 5.56
1-21-26 > 60 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-27-26 > 99 rds 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-31-26 > 28 rds 108 grn 6mm ARC
2-4-26 > 30 rds of 180 grain 10mm FMJ
2-6-26 > 93 rds 147 grain 9mm
2-6-26 > 52 rds 147 grain 7.62x51
2-14-26 > 100 rds 55 grain 5.56
2-24-26 > 25 rds of FMJ .308
2-27-26 > 105 rds 7.62x39 mixed FMJ &HP’s
3-5-26 > 75 rds of 7.62x39 HP
3-12-26 > 75 rds of 180 grain FMJ 10mm
3-19-26 > 25 rds 12 ga 00 buckshot
60 rds 9mm 147 grain FMJ
69 (approx) rds 45 grain 22LR

03/15/2026

Follow UGB Waffle Stomping to win cool s**t!

03/12/2026

75 rds of 180 grain FMJ 10mm

Be sure to comment “tHaTs NoT a MuHsHeEn GuN” or “tHaTs aN fRt ReEeEeEeEe” if you like sucking dicks with your bu****le.

Struggled at first finding a balance between gripping the pistol tight enough to keep it from climbing without gorilla mashing the trigger causing the trigger to not reset and lock the action up. Yet another reason that while FRT’s are dope, true machine guns will always reign supreme. - HMFIC

https://ugb-waffle-stomping.mybigcommerce.com/tree-chop-chop/



1-9-26 > 30 green tips
1-10-26 > 124 9mm 147g FMJ
1-12-26 > 57 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-13-26 > 40 rds of green tips
1-15-26 > 10 slugs and 25 rds buckshot (12 gauge)
1-17-26 > 50 rds Wi******er 12 gauge Defender Elite (1 slug and 3 OO buck pellets)
1-19-26 > 45 rounds of random 5.56
1-21-26 > 60 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-27-26 > 99 rds 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-31-26 > 28 rds 108 grn 6mm ARC
2-4-26 > 30 rds of 180 grain 10mm FMJ
2-6-26 > 93 rds 147 grain 9mm
2-6-26 > 52 rds 147 grain 7.62x51
2-14-26 > 100 rds 55 grain 5.56
2-24-26 > 25 rds of FMJ .308
2-27-26 > 105 rds 7.62x39 mixed FMJ &HP’s
3-5-26 > 75 rds of 7.62x39 HP
3-12-26 > 75 rds of 180 grain FMJ 10mm

03/05/2026

75 rds of 7.62x39 HP

My neighbors hate me. The feeling is very mutual. When they bought the house next to my shop they asked me to not fire automatic weapons because it scared their horses. I told them that the horses would get used to it. Turns out that they did not in fact get used to it so the neighbors got rid of their horses. Personally, I think they just needed more time to acclimate to the song of my people. - HMFIC

Link in bio to bet on what day the tree will actually fall down.



1-9-26 > 30 green tips
1-10-26 > 124 9mm 147g FMJ
1-12-26 > 57 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-13-26 > 40 rds of green tips
1-15-26 > 10 slugs and 25 rds buckshot (12 gauge)
1-17-26 > 50 rds Wi******er 12 gauge Defender Elite (1 slug and 3 OO buck pellets)
1-19-26 > 45 rounds of random 5.56
1-21-26 > 60 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-27-26 > 99 rds 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-31-26 > 28 rds 108 grn 6mm ARC
2-4-26 > 30 rds of 180 grain 10mm FMJ
2-6-26 > 93 rds 147 grain 9mm
2-6-26 > 52 rds 147 grain 7.62x51
2-14-26 > 100 rds 55 grain 5.56
2-24-26 > 25 rds of FMJ .308
2-27-26 > 105 rds 7.62x39 mixed FMJ &HP’s
3-5-26 > 75 rds of 7.62x39 HP

02/14/2026

100 rds 55 grain 5.56

Different calibers are coming. Shut up.



1-9-26 > 30 green tips
1-10-26 > 124 9mm 147g FMJ
1-12-26 > 57 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-13-26 > 40 rds of green tips
1-15-26 > 10 slugs and 25 rds buckshot (12 gauge)
1-17-26 > 50 rds Wi******er 12 gauge Defender Elite (1 slug and 3 OO buck pellets)
1-19-26 > 45 rounds of random 5.56
1-21-26 > 60 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-27-26 > 99 rds 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-31-26 > 28 rds 108 grn 6mm ARC
2-4-26 > 30 rds of 180 grain 10mm FMJ
2-6-26 > 93 rds 147 grain 9mm
2-6-26 > 52 rds 147 grain 7.62x51
2-14-26 > 100 rds 55 grain 5.56

02/10/2026

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Just a little reminder of what all of your Crimmus generosity is doing across the country throughout year.

Meet Kevin (if you don’t already know him).

Kevin’s is a member of the Shriners and routinely takes sick kids and their parents to in St. Louis to get their procedures/treatments done. He donates his time, vehicle and money to do this. After talking with Kevin we learned that when the kids get done with their treatment or procedure they get to go by a table full of toys and pick the one they want. So we sent him with a small load to add to the collection.

We wouldn’t be able to do this without people like you and Kevin. Thank you all!

Now carry on, I gotta figure out who is cutting the onions. - HMFIC

01/27/2026

99 rounds of 5.56

Broke out the Anderson (RIP) 1000 round test g*t for the first snow day. This rig has at least 1500 rounds of nothing but full auto on it now. Maybe closer to 1700. But anyways we are starting to make some visible progress. The can is an Sonus Minima 5.56 unit.

1-9-26 > 30 green tips
1-10-26 > 124 9mm 147g FMJ
1-12-26 > 57 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-13-26 > 40 rds of green tips
1-15-26 > 10 slugs and 25 rds buckshot (12 gauge)
1-17-26 > 50 rds Wi******er 12 gauge Defender Elite (1 slug and 3 OO buck pellets)
1-19-26 > 45 rounds of random 5.56
1-21-26 > 60 rds of 55 grain fmj 5.56
1-27-26 > 99 rds 55 grain fmj 5.56

01/25/2026

After multiple cancelled flights we finally just rented a car and started driving home from . While pulling off the interstate to get gas in Albuquerque today we saw two gals struggling mightily to change their tire after a blowout. Many, many , MANY moons ago when I was in high school I had an old farmer help me on the side of the road once and when I asked him how much I owed him for helping me, he simply said “if you ever see anyone that needs help, just stop and help them”. Those words have served me extremely well and I’ll never forget them. I love to pass them on as often as I can. I may not be good at a lot of things but I can darn sure change a tire. Here’s your friendly reminder to help someone out if you can. - HMFIC