Midguards Rest Massage and Healing Sanctuary

03/19/2026

Midguards Rest PSA 💆‍♀️✨

As I’m coming up on 5 years of Midguards Rest (in Sept which is wild 🥹), I’m making a few tweaks and actually enforcing my boundaries so I don’t burn myself out — and so I can keep doing this for a long time 🖤

I love y’all… but let’s keep it real:

• I don’t open before 9am or accept appointments later then 8pm (if u book at 8 and do 2 hours 10pm is my absolute latest I wanna stay ever)
(my 24/7 era is OVER 😌)
*great when I started out and didn’t have a following now I get weirdos calling asking for me to bring 2 girls to a hotel room 👀😳🤮and I’m done with that NOT AN EXOTIC SERVICE I AM NOT TOLERATING BS*

• If it’s not on my site, it’s not available
(please book what you actually want — I can’t turn a Swedish into lymphatic or magically become a deep tissue therapist… I don’t offer it for a reason lol)

• No squeeze-ins
(I cap at 4 appointments a day — that’s my sweet spot, and I’m sticking to it any more I burn out and get cranky and no one deserves that you all deserve my best)

• Add-ons = paid
(talent ain’t free, babe 💁‍♀️)

The more I protect my energy → the better your massage is 🖤

Thank you to everyone who respects my time, my work, and my space — you’re the reason I’ve making it to 5 years and counting ✨

Book here 👇
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03/19/2026

🌸 HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING 🌸

Congratulations.
You made it through winter.

Mentally? Questionable.
Physically? Your shoulders are touching your ears.
Spiritually? Held together by iced coffee and denial.

Be honest…

When was the last time your body didn’t feel like a crunchy glow stick?

Exactly.

This is your official notice:
👉 Spring is for resetting
👉 Not ignoring your body until it files a complaint

At Midguards Rest we:
✨ melt stress
✨ bully your knots (lovingly)
✨ fix that thing in your neck you keep pretending isn’t a problem
✨ and send you back into the world slightly less feral

Also — some of you:
“I’ll book when I have time”

No.
You make time or your body WILL make it for you.

Choose your fighter:
🌿 Massage
🌿 Reiki
🌿 Sacred Crown (brain goes brrrr, thoughts disappear)

Stop playing.
Come lay down.

🔗 https://midguardsrestllc.square.site

— Amanda
Professional knot destroyer
Energy reset dealer
Midguards Rest 🌿

03/18/2026

✨ Midguards Rest Weekly Availability ✨

Hey guys! You are getting amazing at booking me in advance

Here’s what I still have open this coming week:

Friday (3/20) – Fully booked 🙌

Saturday (3/21) – Open availability (no one’s booked yet 🤔)

Sunday (3/22) – Late afternoon spots (update fully booked)

Monday (3/23) – Afternoon availability

Tuesday (3/24) – Morning & afternoon openings

If you’ve been thinking about getting on my table… this is your sign 👀

🌿 March Member Perk:
All members this month receive a FREE Sacred Crown Package
(perfect for head massage lovers + deep relaxation + melt-your-brain-in-the-best-way energy ✨)

Not a member yet?
I’ve got limited spots left (11 👀) and once they’re gone… they’re gone.

Come rest. You’ve earned it. 💆‍♀️
📍 Midguards Rest – Chester

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03/18/2026

03/17/2026

Reiki helps balance your energy

03/16/2026

Hey everyone!

Midguards Rest will remain open tomorrow unless we lose power (which does happen around here during big storms).

If the weather has you feeling uneasy about driving, no worries — cancellation fees go out the window tomorrow. Your safety comes first.

If the power does go out, I’ll be closing the shop for the day.
As relaxing as massage is… massaging in pitch darkness with no soundtrack gets a little creepy. 😅

Stay safe and keep an eye on the weather

03/14/2026

Midguards Rest Gift Card Policy Update

Hey everyone! Just a quick little update as the business continues to grow and evolve.

Starting March 15, 2026, gift cards will now have a 5-year expiration from the date of purchase.

But don’t worry — if you already have a gift card, you’re grandfathered in under the original “gift cards never expire” policy, and I will absolutely continue to honor that.

Members:
Your membership gift card credits do not expire as long as your membership remains active.

If you are a former member who still has unused credits, you’re also completely fine — I will continue to honor those under “no gift cards bought expired rule”

Moving forward:
If a membership lapses or is cancelled, any remaining credits on file will remain valid for 5 years from the date the membership was terminated

As always, thank you all for supporting Midguards Rest — I appreciate every single one of you. 🖤

03/13/2026

You guys have been asking about memberships again so here we go…

Midguards Rest is currently sitting at 19 members, which means there are only 11 membership spots remaining before I cap the program.

Why people love the membership:

• Your monthly payment becomes a gift card on your account, so if life gets busy you don’t lose your session.
• Members get $30 off additional sessions once their credit is used.
• 25% off gift cards (great for gifts or stacking sessions).
• Random member perks and freebies throughout the year.
• And the big one… if my rates increase, yours stay locked in.

Once the studio hits 30 members, memberships close and a waitlist begins.

If you’ve been thinking about joining, now is the time.

📩 Message me to claim one of the 11 remaining spot

03/12/2026

another awesome review!!!!

believe that brings me up to 117 which is huge for a small business ❤️❤️❤️❤️