11/08/2022
-As***le: "I'm here to pick up my prescription."
S: "Here you go. Any questions?"
As***le: "This is the WRONG medication!"
S: "What do you mean, it's wrong?"
As***le: "These are white tablets! I always get pink ones!"
S: "It's a different manufacturer. It's the same medication."
As***le: "These don't work!"
S: "How do you know? You haven't even tried it."
As***le: "I don't want it!"
S: "We can't take it back once it's been sold."
As***le: "I'm not going to leave unless you take it back!"
S: "Someone want to talk to this lady? She refuses to leave the drive-thru unless we take back her medicine. She doesn't want it because it's a different manufacturer."
Pharmacist heads to the drive-thru....
Pharmacist: "What's the problem?"
As***le: "These don't work! I don't want them."
Pharmacist: "How do you know that they don't work if you've never tried them?"
As***le: "The doctor gave me some and they don't work. I called this morning and specifically asked for the pink ones and someone said you had them!"
Pharmacist: "I don't know how anyone would tell you we have the pink ones when all I have are this manufacturer on my shelf. Regardless, we can't take them back once they've been sold. If anything, you can speak to the pharmacy manager. She'll be here tomorrow after 2pm. You can come in or call and talk to her. Now, I need you to leave because I'm going to dial 911 if you don't."
As***le: "Go ahead. Call 911. I'm not moving until you take them back."
Pharmacist: "Ok. I'll call the police."
She walked off and apparently, As***le realized that the pharmacist wasn't joking about calling the law because she sped off. About 10 minutes later, the phone rings and it's As***le....
As***le: "I was just there and I was given the wrong medication."
Me: "Yes, I know the story. You were told to call the pharmacy manager tomorrow."
As***le: "I can't take these because they don't work."
Me: "What do you mean that they don't work?"
As***le: "They're supposed to dissolve in water and they don't dissolve."
Me: "The script doesn't even say to dissolve the tablet. They are dissolvable but your prescription doesn't even say to dissolve the tablet."
As***le: "The doctor said I can dissolve it in hot water and drink it."
Me: "Did you try to dissolve the one we gave you?"
As***le: "No."
Me: "So how do you know that they don't dissolve?"
As***le: "Because the doctor gave me the same tablets and they didn't dissolve."
Me: "How do you know it's the same manufacturer that we gave you?"
As***le: "Because they're white."
Me: "That doesn't mean anything. Try to dissolve one and see what happens?"
As***le: "I don't want to do that. I just want to bring them back because I know they won't dissolve."
Me: "Give me a moment."
I head into the Hole, grab the s**t off the shelf, run the hot water, pour some in a vial, throw a tablet in the vial and f**k me in the ass sideways with a crooked c**k, the tablet dissolved just fine. I get back on the horn...
Me: "I just tossed a tablet into hot water to see what happens. Unless I have different hot water than you, it dissolved perfectly fine. I even took pics of it to show you if necessary. Considering that it dissolved just fine for me, the pharmacy manager is NOT going to let you return it."
As***le: "THEY WON'T DISSOLVE!!"
Me: "I just told you that I dissolved one."
As***le: "I don't want to take it. I know it's the same one the doctor gave me and they didn't work!"
Me: "Hold on, please."
I decide to call the doctor's office.
Me: "I'm calling from the pharmacy regarding As***le."
Nurse: "What about her?"
In the 22 years I've been slinging pills, I have learned that if you call a doctor's office, mention a patient's name and it's met with "What about her/him?", this means the office is well aware of their f**kery.
Me: "I just need to know. Did the doctor give her samples of Sucralfate?"
Nurse: "No. We don't give out samples of any medication."
Me: "I figured as much. We filled a script for Sucralfate, she refuses to take it because she wants pink tablets, which we don't have, and she says she refuses to take it because the doctor's office gave her the same white tablets and they don't dissolve."
Nurse: "No, she's full of it. We did not give her any medication."
Me: "Thank you for your time."
I get back on the horn with As***le....
Me: "I just called the doctors office and spoke to the nurse. She said that you did NOT receive any samples of Sucralfate from the doctor. With that said, I can promise you that the pharmacy manager is not going to take back this medication. Anything else I can do for you?"
After a moment of silence....
As***le: "No."
Jesus Christ on a graham cracker. :|
