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WTF Parenthood LLC I'm an inclusive postpartum birth worker who provides in home support for parents.

☝🏻Let me tell you one thing:I shucked the hell out of that corn🌽.It was quick, and I got a little sweaty🥵 , but I did my...
02/07/2025

☝🏻Let me tell you one thing:
I shucked the hell out of that corn🌽.
It was quick, and I got a little sweaty🥵 , but I did my best.
That’s not ALL I did for my postpartum client though.
I also:
-did a grocery pick up🛒
-made ☕️ and breakfast for mom, so she sat down and ate while I put groceries away
-chatted🗣️ with mom about boundaries for her upcoming visit with her MIL, & what phrases she should use to state her requests
-3 loads of laundry🧺
-pickled some veggies 🥦 and made some homemade dressings
-tidied up 🧹the living room, mom and baby’s main hang
-changed mom’s bed 🛌 sheets, and cleaned her bathroom🚽
-restocked changing table with more diapers/wipes/butt cream🧷
-did tummy time with baby👶🏼 and video taped myself (to send dad and MIL) showing ways that gravity can help baby achieve a more successful tummy time sesh
-gave mom a 🦶 massage while she breast fed
-made sure to plate a cold lunch🥪(sandwhich, pickles and apple slices) for mom so it was ready and waiting in the fridge for her when she got hungry🍽️

caters to YOU and your needs during our postpartum shifts.
And damnit, if you need something shucked, we’ll fu***ng do it.💪🏼

Truth 💣 But GUESS WHAT?You can ALWAYS hire a postpartum doula from WTF Parenthood to help you out!!
05/06/2025

Truth 💣
But GUESS WHAT?
You can ALWAYS hire a postpartum doula from WTF Parenthood to help you out!!

26/04/2025

We are doin.the.thing.Chicago!
Tomorrow, April 27th!

I will be 1 of 9 experts leading a 30 minute class @ THIS Sundays Babies & Bumps Chicago Expo!👶🏿👶🏾👶🏽👶🏼👶🏻More info in the...
21/04/2025

I will be 1 of 9 experts leading a 30 minute class @ THIS Sundays Babies & Bumps Chicago Expo!
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More info in the link in my comments below.

TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE : https://babies-and-bumps.com/chicago/

🗣️🗣️BIG NEWS!WTF Parenthood 🤰🏿🫄🏽🤰🏼has been chosen as one of the professionals at BABIES & BUMPS event in Lombard, IL.📍❤️...
01/04/2025

🗣️🗣️BIG NEWS!
WTF Parenthood 🤰🏿🫄🏽🤰🏼has been chosen as one of the professionals at BABIES & BUMPS event in Lombard, IL.📍
❤️While I will be there to talk about available support 🫶🏽 and making pregnant people and parents feel loved 🥰 and fu***ng amazing🤩 , I will be giving away as much FREE BABY AND POSTPARTUM S**T 🆓 as humanly possible.

You have left over items you need to get out of your damn house??? I’ll gladly pick them up and add them to my donations!!🙌🏼🙌🏼

Please comment below or Pm me.🧑🏻‍💻

📢Calling all pregnant people🤰🏻🫃🏽and birthers!🫶🏽WTF Parenthood LLC is coming out into these streets with our ‘Ask a Birth...
21/02/2025

📢Calling all pregnant people🤰🏻🫃🏽and birthers!
🫶🏽WTF Parenthood LLC is coming out into these streets with our ‘Ask a Birth Worker’ sessions.

1️⃣st stop - PrenatalFit🧘🏻‍♀️ @ 1937 W. Diversey Pkwy

💫Come meet Lindy Cashdollar & Raine Ettridge Gray from 9:30am-12:30pm in the lobby at PrenatalFit🧘🧘🏿 on Sunday, March 2.🗓️

We’ll be ready to:
✔️Answer any questions you have about life after baby👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾👶🏿
✔️Inform you what a postpartum birth worker could do for YOU and your family🧑‍🧒🧑‍🧑‍🧒🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🧑‍🧒‍🧒
✔️Give you a FREE 10 minute neck & shoulder massedes💆🏽‍♀️
✔️Give away FREE gently used baby supplies💯

S**t, stick around and take a yoga class if you’d like!👍🏻

29/01/2025

❤️One of many ways you can implement in your house for the visitors that come to see you and your new baby!

28/01/2025

🥛⛽️It’s World Wide Breast/Chest Pumping Day!

26/01/2025

🗣️WTF Parenthood LLC needs you to know…🫶🏻🫶🏽🫶🏾🫶🏿

12/01/2025

Hold on to your t*tties, cause we’ve got a BRAND FRICKIN’ NEW team member ya’ll!
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🗣️Presenting: Raine Ettridge Gray♥️

She’ll be covering postpartum support through WTF Parenthood in the South Loop and neighboring communities.🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿

If you are having a difficult time today and are a postpartum person, please know your experiences in parenthood are val...
12/05/2024

If you are having a difficult time today and are a postpartum person, please know your experiences in parenthood are valid. You deserve to find joy and be well! Call 1-800-944-4773 for support and help💚

Repost from This is real.May 1st is Maternal Mental Health Day.Speak your secret to the right support people and you wil...
01/05/2024

Repost from
This is real.
May 1st is Maternal Mental Health Day.
Speak your secret to the right support people and you will find help, hope and love.

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