Haüs of White Serpents

02/24/2026

Ethical tarot, for me, has never been about rules written in a dusty spiritual handbook or pretending to hand down destiny. It’s actually much more serious than that. Ethical tarot means remembering that every person who sits in front of me is a real human being carrying a real life, not a storyline for entertainment and not a problem for me to solve.

When someone comes to a reading, they’re usually standing at a threshold. Something hurts. Something is unclear. Something feels unfinished. My role is to hold up a mirror that helps them see themselves more clearly than they could alone.

People come when they’re grieving, jealous, angry, ashamed, confused, obsessed, heartbroken, or behaving in ways they themselves don’t fully understand. They arrive human.

Compassion, in this work is a discipline of not judging someone for where they are emotionally, even when their choices wouldn’t be mine.I’m not there to decide whether their feelings are evolved enough, healed enough, or spiritually impressive enough.

Sometimes someone is sitting in resentment. Sometimes they want revenge. Sometimes they’re still in love with the wrong person. Sometimes they know they’re repeating a pattern and can’t stop yet. My job isn’t to shame the shadow out of them. My job is to understand what that shadow is protecting.

And there’s humility in that. I’m not above the darkness. I’ve had my own versions of it. So when someone sits across from me in theirs, I’m not guiding from a mountaintop. I’m sitting beside them, holding a lantern steady while their own eyes adjust.

You want someone who can sit with you without judgment, without trying to fix you, rush you, or perform compassion. They stay neutral without being cold, compassionate without projecting their own beliefs

02/23/2026

Low-key, this work is just me undoing bad s*x education in real time.

If you’ve been feeling disconnected from desire, it’s probably not because you’re broken. It’s because you were taught nonsense.

Leading Sacred S*xuality 101 is wild because you can literally see the moment women realize, 'oh… I’ve been trying to live inside rules that were never made for my body.'

The relief is instant. The laughs. The “wait, are you serious?” faces.
That’s my favorite part.

I’m not here to teach women how to perform empowerment better. I’m here to help you clock the lie, drop it, and stop blaming yourself for not thriving inside it.

Honestly? I just like watching women come back to themselves.
Nothing brings me more joy than watching women take the patriarchal bu****it they were handed and shove it right back up the patriarchy’s a**.

If this stirred something in you, don’t scroll past it. Work with me

*xuality

02/23/2026

This is about medicine.

I make bath potions because the body moves through different states, and each state asks for a different kind of support. Not every day needs softness. Not every moment needs activation. Medicine is about discernment.

Inner S*x Priestess is medicine for embodiment. For when you need to come back into your body as a place of intelligence, instinct, pleasure, and authority. Just inhabiting yourself fully and honestly.

Talk to Me Nice is medicine for when the inner voice is harsh or the world feels sharp around the edges. This bath works on self-regard, boundaries, and how you allow yourself to be treated, internally and externally.

It’s Above Me Now is medicine for detachment. A bitter bath for when you’re carrying emotional residue that doesn’t belong to you anymore. This one helps you release without bypassing.

Take Me Higher is nervous-system medicine. CBD-infused, deeply settling, meant for overstimulation and exhaustion. When your body needs help dropping out of vigilance and into rest, this is the one.

Different medicines for different moments.
Different ways of listening to what the body is asking for.

These bath potions are available made to order in my shop.
Choose the medicine your body is asking for.
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02/19/2026

Social media will never be satisfied, so I stopped trying to feed it.

I’m creative. I’m spiritual. I’m an entrepreneur. And for a while, trying to make content felt like pouring art into a machine that just kept asking for more. Again. Again. Again.

At some point, I realized I couldn’t survive that way. So I rerouted. I stopped treating content like output and started treating it like art. Like something I make because it’s mine, because it’s alive, because it actually means something to me.

Now my work comes from the same place my rituals do. From curiosity. From play. From observation. From letting myself experiment, mess up, and find rhythm instead of chasing approval.

The algorithm might always want more, but I don’t.
I want my work to feel intact.
I want to recognize myself in what I make.

So this is me, learning how to build, create, and share without burning myself out or hollowing myself out. Turning the machine into a medium instead of a master.

02/18/2026

02/18/2026

02/16/2026

I spent the day reading tarot at Alo, which is funny because people still ask me what my “real job” is.
a yoga and wellness brand, so the fit made sense. Tarot in spaces that already value presence, embodiment, and self-awareness doesn’t feel random. It feels aligned.

What really hit me today was zooming out. I’ve been booked for Pitchfork Festival, the Chicago Cubs, upscale jewelry stores downtown, baby showers, bachelorette parties, corporate offices, mental health awareness retreats, and now brands like Alo. All wildly different rooms. All asking for the same thing: someone who can read people, hold space, and make meaning land.

This isn’t seasonal work. This isn’t a gimmick. This is what being a professional tarot reader actually looks like for me. Moving between worlds. Adapting the work. Showing up grounded and being present.

I don’t need to argue about whether tarot is a “real job.”
My calendar already answered that.

For brand events, festivals, and private bookings, inquiries are open.
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*xperiences

02/15/2026

The cards are tired of that man, boo.

02/14/2026

Attracting partnership isn’t about calling someone in. It’s about being ready to meet them.

Attract Divine Partnership is a candle I made for that exact distinction. Not for desperation. Not for loneliness magic. But for the moment when you’re asking yourself, am I actually prepared for the kind of partnership I say I want?

This candle is about alignment before attraction. About checking where you’re reaching from. Are you trying to fill a gap, prove something, escape something… or are you grounded enough to invite someone in without abandoning yourself?

I light this when the focus is readiness. Emotional availability. Discernment. The kind of partnership that comes from mutual desire, not urgency. The kind that meets you where you are, not where you’re scrambling from.

Because divine partnership doesn’t respond to panic.
It responds to clarity, self-respect, and steadiness.

This candle is for calling in connection from that place.

Attract Divine Partnership is available in my shop.
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