10/09/2025
Lol, only in Florida!
🚨 THIS JUST IN 🚨 A special Giant Flamingo on the Loose Advisory has been issued for a wide swath of Tampa Bay. Sadly, Phoebe escaped her enclosure this morning at 4:37 a.m., but left a note behind promising her return by 9 p.m. this evening. Reports are streaming in from frantic residents that she is having the time of her life stomping on their roofs (sorry!), swimming in their pools (sorry!!!) and disposing of their Crocs (NOT SORRY).
TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT AND IF U SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️