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It’s still eleven seventeen two thousand & twenty three. Happy 112th Founder’s Day to The Bruhz of ΩΨΦ. RΩΩ to The ΩUES🔥...
11/18/2023

It’s still eleven seventeen two thousand & twenty three. Happy 112th Founder’s Day to The Bruhz of ΩΨΦ. RΩΩ to The ΩUES🔥🔥

Humbly Yours,

🐶6IXSPRINGSEVENTEENDOGTEAMZETAΩMEGA🙅🏽‍♂️

🍯Wifey's "Nic" Names: Mama, Goggles, Babe, Wife, Sweet Babboo, Da' Homie, Mrs. Hayes🎂Happy Birthday Nicole Hayes‼️Not ba...
05/16/2023

🍯Wifey's "Nic" Names: Mama, Goggles, Babe, Wife, Sweet Babboo, Da' Homie, Mrs. Hayes

🎂Happy Birthday Nicole Hayes‼️Not bad for a brick house. First, I got lucky. Now I'm Blessed👑🙏🏾

Ten Chaotic MenSix After Midnight, We CrossSix Years In The FoldHappy Ωueversary to ALL 9 of my LBs of Zeta Ωmega Chapte...
03/24/2023

Ten Chaotic Men
Six After Midnight, We Cross
Six Years In The Fold

Happy Ωueversary to ALL 9 of my LBs of Zeta Ωmega Chapter

Dorian "Weeble Wobble" Jones

Mike "Hee-Hee-Ha-Ha" Carr {ΩΚΑ “Grady"}

Rodney "Morocco Mole" McFall {ΩΚΑ “Rodsta"}

Dennis "First 48" Ivey IV

Earl "Ghost Rider" Lee

Estéban "Siracha" Hayes {ΩΚΑ “Extra E THE ROCK"}

Tom "SparΩ Plug" Parker Jr.

Robert "Bob" Ivory

Antonio "Kid Sensation" Kidd {ΩΚΑ “Legacy"}

Terrance "Professor X" Mitchell {ΩΚΑ “Ghost"-Line President/TAIL}

Love You Bruhz like we shared the same womb. Stay wise, resolute & owt🙅🏽‍♂️

RΩΩ🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏽‍♂️

I have only ☝🏾biological brother. This is he: Jason A. Hayes, Scroller NUPE Scholar, Attorney, & Summa cm laude graduat...
01/05/2023

I have only ☝🏾biological brother. This is he: Jason A. Hayes, Scroller NUPE Scholar, Attorney, & Summa cm laude graduate of NC A&T. Happy Founder’s Day Jay♦️& to the men of ΚΑΨ♦️♦️


There is something to be said about this. The narrative sucks because it isn’t normalized, it’s negated. I am really sad...
12/14/2022

There is something to be said about this. The narrative sucks because it isn’t normalized, it’s negated. I am really saddened by this news, which is why advocates Mental Health & Wellness. Check on your people. Don’t text them, fu***ng call them. The world & everything in it has been, @ best, trippy, s**tty, & unpredictably random. Some might even suggest GOD forsaken, but I cannot subscribe to that. Fuzzy Logic seems to be the present norm. I will keep his wife & 3 children in my prayers, as well as everyone who graces this message😕😔🙏🏾🙏🏾🕯🕯

Okay so, many folks will say that my pops & I could pass for brothers instead of father & son. Touché. If this is what I...
12/02/2022

Okay so, many folks will say that my pops & I could pass for brothers instead of father & son. Touché. If this is what I can look forward to looking like in 20 years, then my wife is a lucky woman😆😄🥳🎂🙏🏾

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPS‼️LOVE YOU "A HUNNID GRAND" MAN.

Someone said to me: "Dawg, you da' happy Bruhz... always smiling". I replied, "I have a lot to smile about🤷🏽‍♂️" ...
07/02/2022

Someone said to me: "Dawg, you da' happy Bruhz... always smiling". I replied, "I have a lot to smile about🤷🏽‍♂️"





Who is 5 feet, 3 1/2 inches tall, whose age & middle name is represented by the Roman Numeral "L", has over 50 tattoos, ...
05/16/2022

Who is 5 feet, 3 1/2 inches tall, whose age & middle name is represented by the Roman Numeral "L", has over 50 tattoos, has the body of a Goddess, takes absolute zero s**t from anyone {including me}, is well educated {a former Ranger & Masters in Business}, knows how to shave a man's head {flawlessly}, can ride a motorcycle, handle a pistol well, & is "hot to trot"⁉️....Ohh, & is also a "bawse"⁉️ {All Facts💯%}

Give up⁉️It's my wife, Nicole LaNair Hayes, & today she turns 50 years young. Not bad mama. Looks Good on You😋🤤😮‍💨😉Happy Birthday Babe🎂🧁🍦‼️

🗣In one fell swoop, I’ve gone from youth to manhood, & now knocking on old age😵‍💫🥸My daughter sees a Quarter Century of ...
05/14/2022

🗣In one fell swoop, I’ve gone from youth to manhood, & now knocking on old age😵‍💫🥸My daughter sees a Quarter Century of Life today, which makes me…🤔🤫Anyone who has a daughter will understand. She’s going to hate me for posting this gooey s**t. Deal with it Daughter😲😅HAPPY BIRTHDAY DÉJÀ IMANI🧁🎂



I Heard, “Love Is The New Money” {If that’s true, you’re looking @ Absolute Royalty👑👑}“Macaroni Pie Moment”🧀🧀 Nicole & I...
03/01/2022

I Heard, “Love Is The New Money” {If that’s true, you’re looking @ Absolute Royalty👑👑}

“Macaroni Pie Moment”🧀🧀 Nicole & I just reached a year. No longer newlyweds, but no one told me that this would be this much fun🥳👀😄{Seriously}

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2020 & 2021: The Planet 🌍 was seemingly in retrograde for all 731 days {2020 was a leap year}. Thing is, I got lucky. RE...
01/03/2022

2020 & 2021: The Planet 🌍 was seemingly in retrograde for all 731 days {2020 was a leap year}. Thing is, I got lucky. REAL lucky. I found someone who is equipped to tolerate my s**t. In the process, I was UPGRADED🧠👑

2022: Advocate The Decalogue within the Design of my life. {IYKYK}🙏🏾Happy New Year‼️







Happy, Happy, Happy Mutha’_ _ _ _ in’ New Year🤭🥳🤫😜‼️To Whom It May Concern:🐊🦘Please continue to guide, protect, provide....
01/01/2022

Happy, Happy, Happy Mutha’_ _ _ _ in’ New Year🤭🥳🤫😜‼️

To Whom It May Concern:

🐊🦘Please continue to guide, protect, provide... & please, don't forsake us now, near future, never. Amen, Amin, Ameen🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

~The Allagaroo Group🐊🦘








#2022

Cheers🥂Greetings🙏🏾& Goodtimes‼️
12/25/2021

Cheers🥂Greetings🙏🏾& Goodtimes‼️

God's Design is Devine. 14 years ago, my brother, my friend, my lil' homie was called home. I called him "Atlas", becaus...
12/16/2021

God's Design is Devine. 14 years ago, my brother, my friend, my lil' homie was called home. I called him "Atlas", because he knew his way around the devious streets of our hometown of Cleveland. Back in those days, we'd call it "ThieveLAND". Damn "Mayne", still miss you man. I still "pour out" for you every single time. I know that we're all "getting our toes tagged" one day, but until we meet again, I Love You man, & Happy 42nd Birthday. R.I.P.🍻😕🥺🙏🏾🙏🏾

A year ago, to the day {11/27/20}, this gal that I know said yea, yup, & hell yes to me🌹I just wanted to say hey to ‘my ...
11/28/2021

A year ago, to the day {11/27/20}, this gal that I know said yea, yup, & hell yes to me🌹I just wanted to say hey to ‘my Nic’ in reverence & reference my little brickhouse💍

A year ago, to the day {11/27/20}, this gal that I know said yea, yup, & hell yes to me🌹I just wanted to say hey to ‘my’...
11/28/2021

A year ago, to the day {11/27/20}, this gal that I know said yea, yup, & hell yes to me🌹I just wanted to say hey to ‘my’ Nic in reverence & reference my little brick-house💍

I’m an ambivalent Scorpio♏️🦂, but I’ve been truly blessed to see a 44th circumstance around the🌎. If you’re feeling altr...
11/10/2021

I’m an ambivalent Scorpio♏️🦂, but I’ve been truly blessed to see a 44th circumstance around the🌎. If you’re feeling altruistic, send me a drink🍸Otherwise, just be well. Love✌🏾🙏🏾♏️🦂

~Estéban R.H.

$ALLAGAROO {LaNair Rishard}

♥️🥀Sweetest Day, Valentine's Day, Any Day….🤔Who gives a f**k🤷🏽‍♂️You're mine‼️All mine, & I'm all yours Nic, so whatever...
10/17/2021

♥️🥀Sweetest Day, Valentine's Day, Any Day….🤔Who gives a f**k🤷🏽‍♂️You're mine‼️All mine, & I'm all yours Nic, so whatever whatever, I love you & all of that gooey stuff. Happy Sweetest Day Mama. ~Love, Your Husband🌹
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