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06/02/2026

I’m absolutely furious

It is PRIDE month

It is NOT men’s mental health awareness month

It is NOT nuclear family month (Indiana and Tennessee governors)

Stop fu***ng denying the existence, rights, and autonomy of trans and q***r people.

You fu***ng suck. Q***r and trans people have always existed and they will continue to do so DESPITE your disgusting attempts at erasure.

Have the month you deserve.
It is, PRIDE MONTH.

06/01/2026

It’s in the high 70’s today and I wore my “ew, people” hoodie over b***y shorts because that is 💯 my vibe rn.

😉

06/01/2026

Everytime I see an AI add for clothing all I hear in my dark twisted little head is “But Liuetenant Dan, you aint got no legs”.
🤣

06/01/2026

Today your focus is on nostalgia. Memories of happier times.

Your blockage is some kind of overindulgence or excess that is preventing you from achieving satisfaction.

What supports you is that the scales of Justice have balanced, in your favor. If you’re experiencing legal issues then expect some positive outcome on your behalf.

What you don’t see is that the culmination of your hard work and effort is about to yield some kind of reward.

Happy Pride month!

06/01/2026

Mercury has officially entered the sign of cancer where it will station retrograde on June 30th

Yes, all Mercury retrogrades this year will be happening in water signs.

Time to order your retrograde specific reading!
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06/01/2026

Single parents, especially those who are disabled or chronically ill…

How do you prioritize your own health when your child or children also have needs?

I fully understand the concept of put on your own oxygen mask first

However in practice it’s an unobtainable goal for me at this time and I figure I’m not the only one who is dealing with this

My son requires regular physical therapy and other medical care which requires me to spend money for transportation to and from the doctor

Meanwhile my own health is rapidly declining because I cannot afford the extra expense of getting myself to the doctor

If I work harder then I already am doing, my health declines even further

It feels like I’m slowly circling the drain

So what do you do to attend to your own needs while also caring for others? Especially when resources are scarce? And you are medically fragile?

05/31/2026

More s*x, less war or something like that

War is dumb. Xenophobia is the worst sin but s*x heals everyone and it’s fun

Yeah. S*x. He he he.

Go get laid!! Because I said so

😘😘

05/31/2026

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05/31/2026

Funny Story about a recent Akashic Records reading I did for Rori Klein

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05/31/2026

If endometriosis was solely a uterine disease, then why did removing my uterus not stop the progression of the disease?

The answer is because it is a full body, metabolic disorder that attacks multiple organs and systems.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

People who have endometriosis deserve extra cookies. And coffee. And hugs. And treats. And princess treatment.