Functionised

09/04/2025

Colts Neck professionals and families: Tired of migraines disrupting your high-achieving lifestyle? As your go-to biofeedback therapy provider in Colts Neck, NJ (ZIP 07722)—harnessing the #1 proven method for slashing migraine and tension headache frequency, severity, and duration—

I'm excited to offer health-focused individuals like you a FREE 30-minute introductory biofeedback session! Perfect for middle-aged adults (35-55) in our affluent community managing stress from careers, family, and wellness pursuits: Set Your Goal: Pinpoint your headache reduction objective (e.g., "Reduce migraines by 50% in 30 days" to reclaim your energy).

Track & Celebrate Progress: Experience real-time biofeedback tech showing instant improvements—enjoy that dopamine surge as stress fades!

Reward Yourself: Receive tailored strategies and a progress tracker, ideal for Colts Neck's driven, informed residents.

No commitments—just real tools for optimal health in 07722. Spots limited for new clients—secure yours and triumph over headaches now!

Call or text 848-301-1515 to learn more!

08/31/2025

Functionised athletes on top 🔝 then and now. Goals may change but we persist! What would you like to achieve/ accomplish?

08/08/2025

🔥❄️ FREEZE Your Fat — Literally! ❄️🔥

Ever wish you could just tell stubborn fat to pack its bags and leave? CoolSculpting™ doesn’t ask nicely… it puts fat cells on ice—permanently.

No knives. No needles. No downtime. Just science so wild it sounds like a TikTok conspiracy… until you see the before & afters.

⚡ Your body naturally flushes out the frozen fat.
⚡ Treated cells? GONE for good.
⚡ You? Back to work, Netflix, or margaritas the same day.

💬 Drop a ❄️ if you’ve got “that one spot” you’d happily send to the North Pole.
📸 Tag your gym buddy, your brunch crew, or that friend who keeps saying they’ll start Monday.
🧊 Let’s see who’s brave enough to freeze it and flaunt it.

CoolSculpting — because summer bodies are made… even in winter.

08/07/2025

08/07/2025

What Makes a "Real Doctor"? Your Opinion Could Change Healthcare! Hey Colts Neck community and beyond! At FIT Clinic at Functionised, our team of highly trained Doctors of Chiropractic often hears: "Are you a real doctor?" Despite our rigorous doctoral education, clinic expertise, and global projects like The Keto Project, we're sometimes overlooked as primary care physicians for back pain, neck issues, and holistic wellness. We want to change that—and we need YOUR help! Take our quick 1-2 minute survey to share what YOU think defines a physician, where Doctors of Chiropractic fall short, and how we can earn more respect and autonomy in healthcare. Your insights will shape better education and care for everyone! As a thank you, we'll enter you into a draw for a FREE consultation (opt-in at the end). Plus, no tricks—it's anonymous and super easy.Click here to start: https://link.clinicalmarketer.com/widget/survey/YJ6zQub2ReZ9tx7f0itq We verify insurance, and no insurance? No problem! Initial consults are just $77 (reg. $250). Let's redefine what primary care looks like together.

08/02/2025

Meet Lorraine, our newest 3X Club superstar! 💪 She's been owning her fitness game at FIT Lab, training 3x a week for 30 straight days and unlocking that next-level success. Dedication looks this good—who's next? Tag a friend ready to level up!

08/01/2025

Discover the Power of CoolSculpting: Freeze Away Stubborn Fat Naturally! Hey Functionised community! Ever wondered how to target those pesky fat pockets that just won't budge, no matter how hard you hit the gym or watch your diet? Enter CoolSculpting – a revolutionary, non-invasive treatment that's changing the game in body contouring.Here's the science behind it: CoolSculpting uses cryolipolysis, a process where controlled cooling is applied to fat cells beneath the skin. These cells crystallize and die off naturally, while your surrounding tissues stay unharmed. Over the next few weeks to months, your body flushes them out through its lymphatic system, revealing a slimmer, more sculpted you. It's FDA-cleared, safe, and requires zero downtime – perfect for busy lifestyles!Key benefits: Targets areas like the abdomen, thighs, love handles, double chin, and more.

Results can be seen in as little as 3 weeks, with full effects in 2-3 months.

No surgery, needles, or anesthesia needed.
Backed by over 100 clinical studies showing up to 25% fat reduction in treated areas.

Whether you're prepping for a special event or just want to feel more confident in your skin, CoolSculpting could be your secret weapon. Curious to learn more or ready to sculpt your best self?

Book your consultation today: https://functionised.net/landingpage-page-2390854849835404-3012What are your thoughts on non-invasive fat reduction? Drop a comment below – we'd love to hear!

07/13/2025

He didn’t want six-pack abs.
He wanted his edge back.

Tim’s a high-performer. Business. Family. Goals.
But somewhere along the line, the energy dipped.
The gut grew.
The fire faded.

He came to FIT Clinic with one goal:
🔁 “I want to look and feel like I did at 20.”

We gave him a plan built around:
✅ Hormone optimization
✅ Efficient, tech-driven training
✅ Smarter nutrition he could actually follow
✅ Data to track everything

Today?
He’s leaner. Clearer. Stronger.
His wife notices. His team notices. He notices.
And he’s not done yet.

💥 First Session: $97 (Reg. $250)
🎯 Includes Fit 3D Body Scan + Performance Strategy
📘 Get a FREE copy of Dr. Mike’s Cookbook too

📲 DM us “TIME” or click the link in bio to reclaim your prime.

06/14/2025

06/11/2025

Exciting News from Functionised! Join our Inner Circle Referral Program in Colts Neck, NJ! Invite a trusted friend or family member to our exclusive wellness community at 8 Merchants Way and earn rewards: $50 credit (1 referral), a free month or $150 credit (3 referrals), or 20% off a 3-month membership (5+ referrals). New members get 10% off their first service or a free consultation. Your privacy is our priority—refer discreetly at https://functionised.com/functionised-inner-circle-referral-program/. Call or text 848-301-1515, or email support@functionised.com. Scan the QR code below!

05/30/2025

Freeze Fat Away Extravaganza at FIT Lab, Functionised
Date: Friday, May 30 – Sunday, June 1, 2025
Time:
Friday: 7 AM – 7 PM

Saturday: 7 AM – 2 PM

Sunday: 7 AM – 12 PM
Location: FIT Lab at Functionised, 8 Merchants Way, Colts Neck, NJ 07722

Join us for the ultimate Cryolipolysis "Freeze Fat Away" Extravaganza at FIT Lab, Functionised – your chance to experience the proven gold standard of non-invasive fat removal and transform your body with confidence! Because you’re worth it.
What to Expect:
Personalized Consultations with our experts, "Dr. Chantea" Goetz and "Dr. Jim" Goetz.

Exclusive Event Offers:
Significantly discounted first Cryolipolysis "Freeze Fat Away" session.

Discounted future sessions.

Full evaluation with a complete laser body scan and consultation.

FREE future Lipolaser session.

FREE future FIT Lab session.

Live demos of Cryolipolysis technology, showcasing how it safely freezes away stubborn fat.

A fun, empowering atmosphere with refreshments, giveaways, and more!

Event Highlights:
Friday: Kick off with VIP consultations and in-depth demos.

Saturday: Open house with interactive workshops on non-invasive body sculpting.

Sunday: Last chance to grab exclusive offers before we wrap up at noon!

Spots are limited, so reserve your consultation now and take the first step toward a more sculpted you!
Book Here: https://link.functionised.net/widget/bookings/freezefataway

Learn More: https://functionised.com/cool-sculpt/

Questions? Call us at 848-301-1515.

Don’t miss this transformative event at FIT Lab, Functionised – we can’t wait to help you freeze fat away and feel amazing!

05/27/2025

Topic: Master Your Mindset: 3 Proven Strategies to Excel in Business, Sports, and Life

Date & Time: Tuesday, June 3, 2025, at 12:00 PM EDT
Where:

What You’ll Learn:
How to use positive self-talk to boost your confidence and silence self-doubt.

The power of visualization—imagine nailing that big presentation or crossing the finish line with clarity and ease.

How to set SMART goals that keep you motivated and on track to succeed.

“Dr. Chantea” Goetz will also share her personal journey and insights as a performance psychology expert, followed by a live Q&A where you can ask her anything about mastering your mindset.

Special Offer:

Register and attend the webinar, and you’ll get a 15% discount on your first session with “Dr. Chantea” Goetz if you book within 48 hours of the event!
Sign Up Now – Spots Are Limited!

We’re expecting 50-70 registrants, but space is limited to ensure an interactive experience. Don’t miss your chance to learn from one of the best in performance psychology.

Reserve Your Spot

Register Here FREE: https://www.ticketleap.events/tickets/functionised-528185947/master-your-mindset-3-proven-strategies-to-excel-in-business-sports-and-life

Let’s make this the moment you take control of your mindset and start excelling in every area of your life. See you on Tuesday June 3 at 7 PM!

Warm regards,

The Functionised Team
Functionised.com