Functionised

07/13/2025

He didn’t want six-pack abs.
He wanted his edge back.

Tim’s a high-performer. Business. Family. Goals.
But somewhere along the line, the energy dipped.
The gut grew.
The fire faded.

He came to FIT Clinic with one goal:
🔁 “I want to look and feel like I did at 20.”

We gave him a plan built around:
✅ Hormone optimization
✅ Efficient, tech-driven training
✅ Smarter nutrition he could actually follow
✅ Data to track everything

Today?
He’s leaner. Clearer. Stronger.
His wife notices. His team notices. He notices.
And he’s not done yet.

💥 First Session: $97 (Reg. $250)
🎯 Includes Fit 3D Body Scan + Performance Strategy
📘 Get a FREE copy of Dr. Mike’s Cookbook too

📲 DM us “TIME” or click the link in bio to reclaim your prime.

06/14/2025

06/11/2025

Exciting News from Functionised! Join our Inner Circle Referral Program in Colts Neck, NJ! Invite a trusted friend or family member to our exclusive wellness community at 8 Merchants Way and earn rewards: $50 credit (1 referral), a free month or $150 credit (3 referrals), or 20% off a 3-month membership (5+ referrals). New members get 10% off their first service or a free consultation. Your privacy is our priority—refer discreetly at https://functionised.com/functionised-inner-circle-referral-program/. Call or text 848-301-1515, or email support@functionised.com. Scan the QR code below!

05/30/2025

Freeze Fat Away Extravaganza at FIT Lab, Functionised
Date: Friday, May 30 – Sunday, June 1, 2025
Time:
Friday: 7 AM – 7 PM

Saturday: 7 AM – 2 PM

Sunday: 7 AM – 12 PM
Location: FIT Lab at Functionised, 8 Merchants Way, Colts Neck, NJ 07722

Join us for the ultimate Cryolipolysis "Freeze Fat Away" Extravaganza at FIT Lab, Functionised – your chance to experience the proven gold standard of non-invasive fat removal and transform your body with confidence! Because you’re worth it.
What to Expect:
Personalized Consultations with our experts, "Dr. Chantea" Goetz and "Dr. Jim" Goetz.

Exclusive Event Offers:
Significantly discounted first Cryolipolysis "Freeze Fat Away" session.

Discounted future sessions.

Full evaluation with a complete laser body scan and consultation.

FREE future Lipolaser session.

FREE future FIT Lab session.

Live demos of Cryolipolysis technology, showcasing how it safely freezes away stubborn fat.

A fun, empowering atmosphere with refreshments, giveaways, and more!

Event Highlights:
Friday: Kick off with VIP consultations and in-depth demos.

Saturday: Open house with interactive workshops on non-invasive body sculpting.

Sunday: Last chance to grab exclusive offers before we wrap up at noon!

Spots are limited, so reserve your consultation now and take the first step toward a more sculpted you!
Book Here: https://link.functionised.net/widget/bookings/freezefataway

Learn More: https://functionised.com/cool-sculpt/

Questions? Call us at 848-301-1515.

Don’t miss this transformative event at FIT Lab, Functionised – we can’t wait to help you freeze fat away and feel amazing!

05/27/2025

Topic: Master Your Mindset: 3 Proven Strategies to Excel in Business, Sports, and Life

Date & Time: Tuesday, June 3, 2025, at 12:00 PM EDT
Where:

What You’ll Learn:
How to use positive self-talk to boost your confidence and silence self-doubt.

The power of visualization—imagine nailing that big presentation or crossing the finish line with clarity and ease.

How to set SMART goals that keep you motivated and on track to succeed.

“Dr. Chantea” Goetz will also share her personal journey and insights as a performance psychology expert, followed by a live Q&A where you can ask her anything about mastering your mindset.

Special Offer:

Register and attend the webinar, and you’ll get a 15% discount on your first session with “Dr. Chantea” Goetz if you book within 48 hours of the event!
Sign Up Now – Spots Are Limited!

We’re expecting 50-70 registrants, but space is limited to ensure an interactive experience. Don’t miss your chance to learn from one of the best in performance psychology.

Reserve Your Spot

Register Here FREE: https://www.ticketleap.events/tickets/functionised-528185947/master-your-mindset-3-proven-strategies-to-excel-in-business-sports-and-life

Let’s make this the moment you take control of your mindset and start excelling in every area of your life. See you on Tuesday June 3 at 7 PM!

Warm regards,

The Functionised Team
Functionised.com

05/26/2025

. BUT… there are solutions.

Step 1- look in the mirror and ask why
Step 2- refer to step 1
Step 3- get psychological help
Step 4- Find your why

It’s a long road ahead. Start small. Be persistent. No excuses (ever). It took a lot of small steps to become this diseased. It will take a lot of small steps to become healthy.

“Body Positivity” Shouldn’t Ignore the Medical Reality

This is a real X-ray showing the stark contrast between the human skeleton and excess body mass in severe obesity.

The bones are the same as anyone else's, but they are under immense strain.

This isn't just about appearance
• The spine is crushed under pressure
• The hips and knees deform over time
• The heart is pushed beyond its limits
• Organs like the liver and pancreas become overwhelmed
• The risk for cancer, stroke, and diabetes climbs rapidly

Fat isn't just 'extra'... It is dangerous.
It isn't beautiful. It is deadly.

Obesity is a chronic and complex disease, not a body type. And while it is serious, it is also treatable and preventable.

Topic Discussed On
The Joe Rogan Experience

05/26/2025

On this Memorial Day, we at Functionised take a moment to honor the courageous men and women who gave their lives for our freedom. Their strength, sacrifice, and unwavering dedication inspire us to live with purpose and resilience every day.
As a community passionate about health and vitality, we believe true strength comes from the heart—especially the hearts of those who served. Let’s carry their legacy forward by supporting our veterans, building each other up, and living life to the fullest in their honor.
This Memorial Day, join us in reflecting on gratitude. Share in the comments how you’re remembering our heroes, or tag us in your posts to spread the love. Together, we honor, we thrive, we rise.

05/25/2025

Discover the importance of quieting your mind. We explore techniques to disconnect, connect with nature, and reflect, allowing our bodies and brains to align for overcoming challenges.

05/23/2025

Uncover the shocking truth about a sedentary lifestyle and its silent damage on your body! We explore how sugar, toxins, and smoke wreak havoc on your blood vessels and kidneys, leading to potential health crises. Take control of your well-being now!

05/14/2025

You HAVE to see these heartwarming moments from The Keto Project movie premiere! The red carpet was buzzing with love, laughter, and the incredible keto community coming together to celebrate a film that’s changing lives. From stunning transformations to shared hugs and smiles, these photos capture the magic of a night filled with inspiration and connection.

Click to feel the warmth and join the journey! Discover the stories behind the film that’s uniting us all in health and happiness.

.mike_brandon_functionised @ Ryan Duddy

05/04/2025

Procrastination kills businesses. We explore why we procrastinate and unlock the secrets to overcoming it for business success. Email us for the paper!