
07/21/2025
Why do SpongeBob and Patrick look so sad today?
Because it’s been way too long since their last chiropractic adjustment!
SpongeBob says his back feels like overcooked kelp noodles and he can’t even flip a Krabby Patty without sounding like a squeaky toy. 🍔
Patrick tried bending over to pick up a dropped jellyfishing net… and just laid there for 45 minutes contemplating life under the sea. 😞🪼
Their energy’s low, their posture’s worse, and even Squidward asked, “Are you two okay?”
It’s way past time to get these Bikini Bottom boys back on the table and realigned — because no one should feel less than their best! Come on in today to get that spine checked to make sure you’re doing better than our 2 favorite Bikini bottom trouble makers.
📲 Give us a call or text at (406) 936-0209 to book your appointment today.