Embracing Functional Wellness

12/10/2025

Burnout doesn’t start with exhaustion. 🥀
It starts with the little things:
• You snap faster
• You can’t focus
• You wake up tired
• Small tasks feel huge
• Your motivation disappears

These aren’t personality changes, they’re nervous system clues.
Supporting your stress hormones = supporting your life. 💛

Need a deeper look at your stress + hormone levels? Book a consultation on our site!

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12/08/2025

Cravings aren’t a lack of willpower; they’re information. 💛
Your body might be asking for:
• More protein
• More sleep
• Better blood sugar balance
• Stress relief
• Mineral support

When you understand the why, the cravings lose their power.
When you support the root cause, the cravings calm down. 🌿

Want help decoding your body’s signals? Visit our website to learn more! https://embracingfunctionalwellness.com/

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12/05/2025

Ever have a day where you barely do anything…
and still feel drained? 🙁

That’s not laziness, it’s a dysregulated nervous system.
Chronic stress can make your body work overtime even when you’re resting.

When you balance your hormones + support your stress response, your energy finally comes back. 🌱

Book a FREE stress & hormone-focused consultation to find out what’s draining you. https://embracingfunctionalwellness.com

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12/03/2025

Just because something “runs in the family” doesn’t mean it has to run your life.
Your lifestyle, stress levels, gut health, and hormones influence how your genes express themselves.

This is the power of functional wellness, supporting the whole picture so you can thrive, not just cope. 🌿

Learn how personalized wellness can change your story!

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12/03/2025

12/02/2025

🎁 OH-SO-CYBER & A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY 🎁
Santa called… he said you deserve the good list prices this year. 😉

✨ First month of your weight-loss program: $99
✨ Then $299 or $399 monthly (you already know what’s included 👀)
✨ Botox just $8.50/unit — sleigh that wrinkle season
✨ $50 OFF your first month of p€pt!d€s
✨ Text 936-251-6515 to book your FREE consultation by Dec 4

To lock in these holiday steals, just COMMENT ❤️ and we’ll take it from there.
Because looking good is absolutely a December tradition. ❄️💁🏻‍♀️

12/01/2025

🎁 OH-SO-CYBER & A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY 🎁
Santa called… he said you deserve the good list prices this year. 😉

✨ First month of your weight-loss program: $99
✨ Then $299 or $399 monthly (you already know what’s included 👀)
✨ Botox just $8.50/unit — sleigh that wrinkle season
✨ $50 OFF your first month of p€pt!d€s
✨ Text 936-251-6515 for your FREE consultation!

To lock in these holiday steals, just COMMENT ❤️ and we’ll take it from there.
Because looking good is absolutely a December tradition. ❄️💁🏻‍♀️

12/01/2025

our body keeps track of everything, even the things you’ve brushed off:
• That afternoon crash
• The random bloating
• The irritability you can’t explain
• The sleep that should feel restful but doesn’t

These aren’t inconveniences…
They’re clues. And when you understand them, you can finally support your body the way it’s asking for. 💛

Want help interpreting your body’s signals? Visit our website to get started! https://embracingfunctionalwellness.com/

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11/28/2025

Your gut and brain talk constantly.
When your gut is inflamed or imbalanced, your mind feels it too, through:
• Anxiety
• Irritability
• Low mood
• Brain fog
• Fatigue

Healing the gut doesn’t just help digestion…
It helps your entire emotional world. 💚

Think gut imbalances are affecting your mood? Try out some more probiotic foods! 😊

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11/26/2025

✨ BLACK FRIDAY DEAL #2 ✨

We’re celebrating Black Friday with another HUGE savings opportunity!
For a limited time, we’re waiving the onboarding fee for all of our p€ptid€ programs — yes, the entire fee! 🙌

Whether you’re looking for support with metabolism, energy, recovery, or body composition… our daily + weekly at-home routines make it simple to stay consistent and feel your best.

This offer applies to every p€ptid€ program we offer, and it’s one of the best times of the year to get started.

📲 Text APPOINTMENT to 936-251-6515
⏰ Offer ends December 4th

We can go over all your options once you message us.

Let’s kick off the holidays feeling amazing! ✨💙💛

11/26/2025

✨ BLACK FRIDAY WEIGHT LOSS SALE ✨

It’s finally here — our BIGGEST weight-loss promotion of the year!
If you’ve been thinking about starting your health journey, this is the sign you’ve been waiting for. 💥

At Embracing Functional Wellness, our weight-loss program is ALL-INCLUSIVE — because you deserve clear, transparent care with zero hidden fees.

Your monthly plan includes:
✅ Provider visits
✅ Body composition scan
✅ Personalized dosing
✅ Ongoing support
❌ No surprise charges
❌ No confusing add-ons

🎉 BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL:
✨ 50% OFF your first month
when you schedule your complimentary consultation by December 4th

📲 Text APPOINTMENT to 936-251-6515 to lock in your discount!

Slots will go FAST — secure yours today and start feeling your absolute best. 💪🖤