Wiping Twice....three times if necessary!!!

Wiping Twice....three times if necessary!!! Front to back or Back to front....timing is STILL everything.

07/24/2020

Might have to double down on that. Wipe four times.... Eight times if necessary!!!

01/03/2020

Ass wiping 101!πŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸ½ Curtis Asbury, MD sees it all the time. A patient comes in with blotchy, red, irritated re**um and insists they’re not doing anything unusual. Peering into their sore bottom, Asbury nods solemnly, then delivers news most people never expect to hear.

β€œYou’re not wiping correctly,” he says.

A dermatologist practicing in Selbyville, Delaware, Asbury has seen an uptick in the number of people coming in expressing dissatisfaction with their re**al hygiene. Whether it’s due to misguided parental instruction during toilet training or wiping on sheer instinct, some of us are simply not maintaining one of the most potentially dirty crevices of our body. And the consequences can be irritating.

05/31/2019

In the words of Mr. Miyagi "wipe on, wipe off" three times if necessary! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

03/29/2018

They say s**t runs downhill, so if you live In a valley you're fu**ed! Wipe twice... Three times if necessary or your underwear will be fu**ed as well...

11/09/2017

S**t happens, just make sure you're prepared when it does. Use wet wipes, they do work.

10/31/2017

Wipe on my friends..

09/28/2017

Wiping properly is imperative..

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