Verde Functional Wellness & Medicinal Apothecary

02/16/2026

🇺🇸✨ PRESIDENTS’ DAY EBOO SPECIAL ✨🇺🇸

Starting TOMORROW 2/17/26 when we open through Friday only!

💉 EBOO Therapy at Verde Functional Wellness Center & Medicinal Apothecary PLLC

If you’ve been waiting for the right time — THIS IS IT.

EBOO (Extracorporeal Blood Oxygenation & Ozonation) is one of the most powerful therapies we offer to help:

✔️ Reduce viral & autoimmune loads
✔️ Decrease inflammation
✔️ Support detoxification pathways
✔️ Improve circulation & oxygen delivery
✔️ Enhance immune modulation
✔️ Increase energy & mental clarity
✔️ Support chronic illness recovery

Most patients initially need a series of 3 sessions to truly move the needle — and we’ve created something BIG for you.

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🔥 PRESIDENTS’ DAY PACKAGE SPECIAL 🔥

💥 Buy a package of 3 EBOO sessions
Each session ONLY $725

That’s $2,175 total
✨ A SAVINGS OF $1,725!!! ✨

👉 Members receive an ADDITIONAL $75 OFF

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⭐ Quarterly Wellness Session Special ⭐

If you’re coming in for your routine maintenance:

💉 1 EBOO session = $850
($250 OFF member pricing)

We’ve got you covered 💚

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Functional medicine is about getting to the root cause — not masking symptoms.
Root cause medicine asks:

• Why is the immune system overloaded?
• Why is inflammation persisting?
• Why are toxins accumulating?

At Verde Functional Wellness, we look upstream — restoring balance, oxygenation, and immune resilience so your body can do what it was designed to do: HEAL.

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📞 Call: 928-852-0472
📲 Text: 928-525-6644

We expect many calls first thing when we open —
If we’re on the other line, please leave a message and we WILL call you back!

⏳ This special runs TOMORROW through FRIDAY only.
Don’t miss this AMAZING special!

Let’s reduce inflammation.
Let’s support immune resilience.
Let’s get to the ROOT cause.

See you soon ♥️

02/16/2026

🇺🇸 Happy Presidents Day! 🇺🇸

In observance of Presidents Day, we are closed today so our team can enjoy the holiday with their families.

We will resume normal business hours tomorrow morning at 9:00am and look forward to serving you then!

For those who may need a reminder, here are our regular hours:

Hours:
Sunday – Closed
Monday – 9:00am–4:30pm
Tuesday – 9:00am–4:30pm
Wednesday – 9:00am–4:30pm
Thursday – 9:00am–4:30pm
Friday – 9:00am–12:00pm
Saturday – Closed
Closed daily for lunch 12:00–1:00pm

Thank you for your understanding and continued support. We can’t wait to see you tomorrow at 9am! ✨

01/22/2026

✨ Shout-out & HUGE thank you! ✨

We want to give a big THANK YOU to 928 Sign Company for our beautiful new signage that went up today! 🙌

I am beyond happy and so grateful for their fast, reliable, and professional service. From start to finish, they made the process seamless and delivered exactly what we envisioned. The quality and attention to detail truly show!

If you’re looking for signage done right, we highly recommend them. Thank you, 928 Sign Company, for helping bring our vision to life! Keeping it simple was key! 💚✨

ThankYou

01/19/2026

📣 HOLIDAY CLOSURE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣

We are closed today for the holiday and will reopen tomorrow at our normal time, 9:00 AM.

⏰ Our Regular Office Hours:
Monday–Thursday: 9:00 AM – 4:30 PM
Friday: 9:00 AM – 12:30 PM

Thank you for your understanding, and we hope you enjoy the holiday!
We look forward to serving you when we reopen.

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Verde Functional Wellness

📍 830 S. Main Street, Suite 1A
Cottonwood, AZ 86326
📞 928-852-0472
📱 Text: 928-525-6644
🌐 verdefunctionalwellness.com

01/01/2026

✨ Happy New Year ✨

As we step into a brand-new year, it’s the perfect time to set intentions for better health, deeper healing, and lasting growth. Wherever you are on your wellness journey, Verde Functional Wellness is here to guide, support, and walk alongside you every step of the way.

🌿 What we specialize in:
• Root-cause medicine
• Hormones & women’s health
• NOW offering Women’s Healthcare & BHRT ✨
• Nutrient deficiencies
• Detoxification & cellular support
• Nutrition & metabolic health
• Autoimmune & chronic conditions

Healing isn’t one-size-fits-all—and we believe in finding why your body is struggling, not just covering up symptoms.

🤍 Not sure if we’re the right fit for you?
📞 Call and book a FREE 15-minute consultation—we’d love to connect and answer your questions.

⏰ Office Update:
We are closed today and will reopen tomorrow at 9:00 AM.

Here’s to a year of renewal, restoration, and vibrant health.
✨ Happy New Year from all of us at Verde Functional Wellness! ✨

12/24/2025

🎄 Holiday Announcement 📣 🎄

We will be closed starting Christmas Eve and will reopen Monday the 29th at 9:00 AM.

We want to wish all of our wonderful patients a very Merry Christmas and a beautiful time filled with family, friends, rest, and joy. 🤍✨

Please know that we will return all messages first thing Monday morning when we reopen.

From all of us at Verde Functional Wellness Center, we pray that you have a blessed Christmas and that God’s blessings be upon you and your loved ones. 🎁🙏

With gratitude and love,
💚 Verde Functional Wellness Center

12/18/2025

✨ End-of-Year Special — While Supplies Last! ✨

Finish the year strong and recharge your body with our Energy Boost IV Infusion ⚡

💥 ONLY $45 (a $100 savings!)

This powerful infusion is designed to support energy, metabolism, immunity, and detox pathways and includes:

🔹 Full B-Complex
• B1 (Thiamine)
• B2 (Riboflavin)
• B3 (Niacin)
• B5 (Pantothenic Acid)
• B6 (Pyridoxine)
• B7 (Biotin)
• B9 (Folate)
• B12

🔹 Glutathione – master antioxidant
🔹 NAC – supports liver detox & respiratory health
🔹 Magnesium – supports muscles, nerves & relaxation

📅 Must be used before January 1st
⚠️ Cannot be combined with other specials or memberships
⏳ Limited availability – once supplies are gone, it’s gone!

End the year energized, replenished, and ready for what’s next ✨
📞 Call or message us today to reserve your spot! Txt 928-525-6644 or Call 928-852-0472

12/10/2025

11/27/2025

🍁 Happy Thanksgiving from Verde Functional Wellness Center 🍁

Today, we pause with grateful hearts to thank each and every one of our incredible patients. You are the reason we do what we do, and it is an honor to walk alongside you on your journey to healing, renewal, and vibrant health.

As we celebrate this season of gratitude, we are praying many blessings over you and your families for health, peace, joy, and God’s abundant favor in the year ahead. May your homes be filled with warmth, love, and cherished moments.

From our family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving.
We are so thankful for you. 🤍🧡

— Verde Functional Wellness Center

📍 830 S. Main Street Suite 1A, Cottonwood, AZ
📞 928-852-0472
🌐 www.verdefunctionalwellness.com

11/26/2025

📢 Holiday Hours Update + Black Friday Special Extension!

Verde Functional Wellness Center will be closing today at noon so our team can enjoy the holiday with their loved ones. We will reopen on Monday with normal business hours.

✨ But don’t worry — our Black Friday specials are STILL ON! ✨
To make sure you don’t miss out, we are honoring all Black Friday deals through Monday.

Here’s how to claim yours:
📩 Leave us a message anytime this weekend — we’ll call you back on Monday
📞 Or simply call us on Monday to lock in your specials

This extension allows our staff to enjoy an uninterrupted holiday while still making sure you get the deals you’ve been waiting for.

We appreciate each and every one of our patients and wish you all a warm, joyful, and blessed Thanksgiving. 🧡

Verde Functional Wellness Center
📍 830 S. Main Street, Suite 1A, Cottonwood, AZ
📞 928-852-0472
🌐 www.verdefunctionalwellness.com

11/22/2025

🎄BLACK FRIDAY AT VERDE FUNCTIONAL WELLNESS 🎄

It’s our favorite time of year! ❤️

Black Friday starts EARLY this year!

MONDAY–WEDNESDAY ONLY
(We will be closed Thursday & Friday for the holiday.)

Your favorite holiday deal is BACK — and these specials are our biggest savings of the year! 🎉

🔥 BLACK FRIDAY SPECIALS 🔥

🎁 Gift Card Match
Buy a gift card and we will match the amount up to $100!
Only 20 cards available • One per person • Applies to services only.

💧 Infusion Boost IV – $75
($75 off)
Limit 2 per patient.

🎶 Sound Bed Therapy – 50% OFF
Up to 5 discounted sessions per patient.

🩸 Ozone UBI Standard Session – $250
($200 savings)
Limit 3 sessions per patient.

🫧 EBOO – $750
($450 savings)
Limit 2 sessions per patient.

✨ All deals are limited, cannot be combined with any other discounts or memberships, and must be used within 12 months.

Come feel your best with us this holiday season and step into healing the root-cause way. 💚

📍 Verde Functional Wellness Center
830 S. Main Street, Suite 1A
Cottonwood, AZ

📞 928-852-0472
🌐 www.verdefunctionalwellness.com