Professional Turd Polishers Union - Local No. 2

03/11/2020

08/22/2019

05/19/2017

Can't help but be partial to the "Turdly" color name!

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/05/an-ai-invented-a-bunch-of-new-paint-colors-that-are-hilariously-wrong/

Let’s just say this neural network won’t make you fear the robot uprising.

04/29/2017

It sure has been a while since the last PTPU post. This amazing Artist Statement turd polisher is my new hero: https://artybollocks.com

If you're an artist and have been slaving away for hours at your artist statement - and it's still going nowhere - then this website is for you. One-click artist statements, for free.

10/20/2016

CNN has obviously not been introduced to the union!

“.: "This is a very sad night for the country. You can't polish this turd" https://t.co/QBpzbeYkDx ”

06/23/2016

The Professional Turd Polishers Union online shop is now open! We have t-shirts, posters, notepads and more. Show your union pride and get your goodies right away. http://store.turdpolishers.org

01/21/2016

Numbers 7 and 10 are especially craptastic.

Not all logo redesigns are a good thing, but sometimes, a change is necessary. So, since we’ve already done an article on companies that

01/07/2016

https://a.govid1.com/telebrands/p**psiedaisy/POOPSIEDAISY/1.0000/video1199.mp4

Uh huh!

01/02/2016

The PTPU Free Shinola Pack winner is Mike Lightman! Even thought the deadline for the giveaway has passed, we'll still send nine more Shinola Packs to the next nine PTPU fans who like this page and post their professional turd polishing story to our page.

12/18/2015

Win a FREE Shinola Pack from the Professional Turd Polishers Union – Local No. 2! (poster, notepad, magnet, stickers and PTPU membership card)

First, like our page, and then post your own professional turd polishing story to our fb page. We'll pick the 10 funniest stories to win a PTPU Shinola Pack. (No literal p**p stories or photos, please. After all, we are professionals.)

Winners will be announced on this page on January 1st and must respond to us via private message with their mailing addresses by January 8th, or forfeit their prize.

12/18/2015

The Professional Turd Polishers Union has officially launched! While our online shop is still being created, St. Louis locals can find us setting up shop at the Handmade Marketplace Craft Show at Webster University this Saturday, December 19th, from 9:00 am to 4:00 pm, at the University Center. We'll be in the Athletics Lobby. Stop by and pick up a last minute gift for that turd polisher in your life!

12/18/2015

You might be a Professional Turd Polisher if...

• You're a creative type; graphic designer, copywriter, editor, art director, photographer, illustrator, costume designer, interior designer/decorator

• You do technical work; IT, coding, database development, network administration, app development

• You work in the trades; electrician, carpenter, plumber, mechanic

• You make people look better; stylist, makeup artist, tailor, hairdresser, plastic surgeon, personal trainer

• You help people BE better people; teacher, psychologist, social worker

• Your'e a fixer-upper type; house painter, lawn care specialist, vintage goods refurbisher/reseller

MOST people are actually Professional Turd Polishers.

12/18/2015

Currently Available Professional Turd Polishers Union Merchandise