Health Kneads

04/04/2026

03/17/2026

Sometimes you don't need a massage - sometimes you just need to be stretched out. We offer affordable stretching sessions at Health Kneads. Book with Scott or Curt. Even if your toes are on the bottom of your feet, like this guy from AI land.

11/15/2025

It's health care... for real!

While they can be seen as a luxury, massages are often part of healthcare – here’s how they affect physical and mental health

09/23/2025

Experience thermography breast or full body scans in Crowley, featuring no compression, no radiation, and non-invasive technology.
Schedule at www metrothermography.com

09/01/2025

Last year, I went from paying $528 a month for garbage marketplace insurance that no doctor seemed to accept, to $288 a month for MUCH better coverage. I also get credit each month for my gym membership and my massages!

Not-for-profit so your dollars go to care, not making CEOs and shareholders rich. If you are looking for answers, you just found them. Message me with questions or sign up from the link below!

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07/17/2025

Day 21. Smells

Before you come in, give those pits a quick whiff. If they smell like rotting beef tips swirling in a bowl of three day old garlic and onion soup, please freshen up before coming in. We understand that sometimes people have come straight from work or sometimes the gym. But try to live by the golden rule here…if you wouldn’t want to smell it, we probably don’t either.

07/17/2025

Day 20. Don’t worry about involuntary bodily responses, or involuntary emotional responses. We don’t, and are used to seeing them.