Relax Bodyworks

01/03/2026

We're going to saddle up and ride that Fire Horse right through year 19.

12/24/2025

It's been quite awhile since I've made Any kind of special offers, especially ones involving Gift Certificates, because the thought unredeemed services floating around makes me more than a bit anxious; but You try ignoring nagging from the Holy Spirit, the leader of the Angelic Army, a Goddess who embodies righteous feminine anger, and a teenage girl who ensured the installation of Charles the VII as King of France...
Fortunately, I've been allowed to set some guidelines. This discounted offer on Monetary Valued gift certificates will only last until Midnight on New Year's Eve; and due to their limited availability and quantity, they will only be valid until May 31st, 2026.

Click the special link below, or scan the QR code in the image to purchase yours before the end of the year.

https://app.acuityscheduling.com/catalog.php?owner=11880195&category=Holiday+Special

11/08/2025

I promise to always knock first and to use thick sheets. The scent is almost never going to be just Lavender, and the "Oil" will never be hot, but my hands might be.
And sharts are most Definitely a whole lot extra!

11/08/2025

10/25/2025

It's not a National Holiday, but it should be. Here's to the first 10 years 🎉♥️🥂

10/15/2025

10/05/2025

Take a nap, add cheese, wear sweatpants, unplug then plug yourself back in, and check if your Mercury is in Microwave.

07/27/2025

When people ask me why I love Crystals...This is why.

06/30/2025

Looks like everyone is getting Sinus work this week 🤧
BTW, you there's still till to add on an OPUS express session the get the full body Vibroacoustic experience of this track to aide in your healing process.

06/12/2025

Recent scientific discoveries suggest that a simple, soothing massage of the face and neck could improve the brain’s ability to clear out waste.

05/18/2025

I don't always tell y'all but, throughout the year I set aside money from your services for donation purposes. Last year I struggled with what to do with the money I had accumulated, so I just held on to it. With all the bizarre weather we've had this year, air travel has been heavily impacted, and the USO at DFW airport where I volunteer (we can always use a few more helping hands) has seen a huge uptick in guests staying in the terminals overnight, as we are not a 24hr facility.
The majority of these guests are not prepared for this, especially those heading to bootcamp, but fortunately we keep a stock of donated toiletries. That stock has been depleted, replenished, and quickly depleted again this year; that's when I decided what to do with Some of your donation funds.
*nail files, toothpaste, deodorant (both multi-application stick and one time use packets), shaving gel, body wash to-go; Plus a new dispenser for our shower (for our all day/multi-day/international travelers who haven't showered in a while), along with 4 gallons Each of shampoo and body wash*
YOU did this!
Thank You!

05/04/2025

May the Fourth be with You