10/14/2025
I made a mental note to make sure I identify my vehicle before chasing anyone out! đ
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An elderly Florida woman had just finished her grocery shopping when she returned to the parking lotâand to her surprise, found four young men inside her car, apparently about to drive off.
Without hesitation, she dropped her bags, pulled a handgun from her purse, and shouted, âI have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!â
The startled men didnât wait for a second warningâthey bolted from the vehicle and ran like their lives depended on it.
Still shaking from the adrenaline, the woman gathered her groceries, loaded them into the car, and got into the driverâs seat. But no matter how hard she tried, she couldnât get the key into the ignition.
Puzzled, she looked around the interior⌠and noticed something odd: a football in the passenger seat, a Frisbee on the floor, and two cases of beer in the back. Slowly, it dawned on her.
She was in the wrong car.
Sure enough, her identical vehicle was parked just a few spaces away. Embarrassed but amused, she moved her bags to her actual car and drove straight to the police station to report the mix-up.
When she finished her story, the desk sergeant burst into laughter. Then he gestured to the other side of the roomâwhere four very pale young men were nervously describing how theyâd been carjacked by a âcrazy old lady with curly white hair, glasses, under five feet tall, and packing heat.â
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story?
If you're going to have a senior moment... make sure it's one for the books!