Joan's Aloha Massage

Joan's Aloha Massage Retired. Offer Private Couples Table Massage Experiences, Teaching CE Workshops in Hawaiian Lomilomi I loved teaching and giving Hawaiian Lomilomi Massage. Joan.

Mahalo nui loa to all the wonderful people who have touched my life, been a client and/or student. Due to a shoulder injury, I retired Sept 2022. I wish you much Aloha. God bless.

Go Seattle Seahawks! Getting my new Seahawks sweatshirt on, feeding livestock early... and watching the game. Let's GO!!...
01/18/2026

Go Seattle Seahawks! Getting my new Seahawks sweatshirt on, feeding livestock early... and watching the game. Let's GO!!!!!

If you’ve ever lost meat to freezer burn or storage mishaps, this one’s for you. We just butchered Bruce the pig, I debo...
01/15/2026

If you’ve ever lost meat to freezer burn or storage mishaps, this one’s for you. We just butchered Bruce the pig, I deboned a turkey, and I’m sharing the tips and secrets I learned the hard way so you don’t have to:

Would You Like to Know How to Vacuum Seal Meat the Right Way & Avoid Costly Mistakes?Have you ever wanted to preserve your own meat — whether you raised it, ...

12/13/2025

Before I head home to North Carolina to help care for my parents, I wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas and share a small gift with you.
I’m gifting everyone our December 2023 Prepping 4-LIFE Newsletter (previously part of our paid membership). Inside you’ll find one of my favorite traditional Christmas gift ideas, my mother-in-law’s lefse recipe with full how-to, and Scott Haney DIY wood stove build for true winter preparedness.
My gift to you.
https://bit.ly/4qabW1D
Merry Christmas from our family to yours.

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12/08/2025

Christmas Dough Art that's 41 years old and a Rocking horse from Germany with rabbit fur mane. :0) What has been your favorite Christmas decorating to make?

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Aloha! I hope you survived the Big Thanksgiving meal… I definitely ate more pie than planned. But we are so blessed to b...
11/29/2025

Aloha! I hope you survived the Big Thanksgiving meal… I definitely ate more pie than planned. But we are so blessed to be with our families — and today, I’m especially grateful for the brave servicemen and women all over the world who couldn’t be home for Thanksgiving. We honor their sacrifice.

If you want the best protection for your family against unexpected events,
start here.
Step 1 — Download your FREE Blueprint Guide
This powerful stand-alone tool shows you exactly what your family needs for food, light, heat, hygiene, emergency supplies, and 72-hour readiness.
Most families forget at least three major items.
Download your free Blueprint Guide here:
https://bit.ly/482JkBo

Step 2 — For even bigger benefits, watch the Black Friday Emergency Preparedness Blueprint Replay
Follow along with the guide, fill in your answers, and instantly see where your family stands. This is a new opportunity to build real peace of mind quickly.
Replay link:
https://www.thepreppermom.com/replay

And don’t miss this:
The BEST family holiday offer ever is revealed at the end, plus a free drawing on Sunday morning. OFFER ENDS MIDNIGHT SUNDAY, Nov 30th!
If you want extra help getting prepared fast, or want me to help you spot the gaps in your family plan, reply anytime. I’m here to help.
Keep On Prepping,
Joan

Told myself I’d be good today after yesterday’s feast… then I remembered I’m The Prepper Mom and chocolate is basically ...
11/28/2025

Told myself I’d be good today after yesterday’s feast… then I remembered I’m The Prepper Mom and chocolate is basically an emotional preparedness item.
(Inspiration for this post came from this sign in my girlfriend's home. :0) Sue)

Hope you have a wonderful day with family and friends, everyone! Keep on prepping… and pass the stuffing!Happy Thanksgiv...
11/27/2025

Hope you have a wonderful day with family and friends, everyone! Keep on prepping… and pass the stuffing!
Happy Thanksgiving!

We go live today at 10 AM PT.This event is packed with life-saving information that will help your family face this wint...
11/26/2025

We go live today at 10 AM PT.
This event is packed with life-saving information that will help your family face this winter with confidence and real readiness.

Join the event (must register to get the Zoom link):
https://www.thepreppermom.com/go

Even if you can’t attend live, register so you get the valuable replay.

Download your FREE Blueprint Guide. Our Free Gift (and we’ll use it during the event for notes and answers):
https://bit.ly/482JkBo

After you register, please check your email — it may ask for your email twice. This helps make sure today’s Zoom link reaches your inbox instead of spam.

Print your guide, grab your favorite warm drink, and join us 5 minutes early.
This online event lasts about one hour.

This is information that can protect your family and give you assurance you’re ready for any unexpected winter storm or crisis.

God bless you, and Happy Thanksgiving. Joan Haney & Cindy Gould

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Deer Park, WA
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www.JoansAlohaMassage.com Aloha! Joan offers the following; Private and couples massage sessions, “The Perfect Date Night”. Bond as a couple, while learning therapeutic massage & how to help prevent pain and alleviate pain. Teaching Hawaiian Lomilomi Healing Arts CE Workshops to Licensed Massage Therapist. Also teach the public Private and Group Hawaiian Lomilomi Seated Pillow Massage, Massage Date Nights & Massage Parties, Couple's Massage Experiences & Self Reliant/Preventive and Healing Techniques.