Kneading To Unwind

Kneading To Unwind Escape from the Worries and Stress of a Busy Day with a Treat for Your Body and Spirit. Always Accepting New Clients!

🚨 MOTHER’S DAY BOOKING ALERT 🚨If you’re looking to treat your mom this Mother’s Day (and not get mentally side-eyed for ...
04/26/2026

🚨 MOTHER’S DAY BOOKING ALERT 🚨

If you’re looking to treat your mom this Mother’s Day (and not get mentally side-eyed for the rest of the year)… here’s your chance to redeem yourself.

Flowers? Temporary.
Candles? Cute.
A massage? Legendary behavior. 👑

Let’s not forget…
She raised you, fed you, kept you alive, and still answers your calls.
Go ahead and return the favor with something that actually relaxes her.

✨ Availability is for Depoe Bay for Mother’s Day✨

🌸 Monika has appointments available:
• Saturday, May 9th
• Sunday, May 10th
👉 Book here: https://monikaadams.com/schedule

🌸 Claudia has availability:
• Sunday, May 10th
📞 Call to book: 541-279-0778

Don’t wait until the last minute and hit her with:
“Everything was booked…”

Because she already knows you procrastinate 😌

Secure the appointment.
Secure your spot as the favorite child.

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨If you have recently:✔️ been emotionally attacked✔️ spiritually humbled✔️ physically cloc...
04/26/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

If you have recently:
✔️ been emotionally attacked
✔️ spiritually humbled
✔️ physically clocked by coastal debris
✔️ or found yourself one bad decision away from fighting a stranger over shiny sea treasure

…you might be entitled to a massage.

Because at Kneading to Unwind, we do NOT support:
❌ beach brawls
❌ driftwood duels
❌ competitive scavenger hunting with violence

We DO support:
✔️ undoing bad decisions
✔️ reversing poor life choices
✔️ calming your nervous system before it catches a charge

So instead of laying face down in the sand rethinking your life choices…

👉 come lay face down on my table like a civilized adult.

Let me fix whatever that driftwood situation did to your body, your stress levels, and your will to act right in public.

Book your session before:
• the next tide rolls in with more chaos
• someone beats you to the last opening
• or you end up featured on “Y’all ain’t gonna believe what happened at the beach today…”

Appointments available.
Driftwood not included.
Violence discouraged.
Relaxation enforced. 😌

kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

🚨 WE’RE OUT HERE 🍫🐕‍🦺💙We’re set up in Depoe Bay selling our K9 fundraiser chocolate bars—and yes…👉 Luna is out here too ...
04/24/2026

🚨 WE’RE OUT HERE 🍫🐕‍🦺💙

We’re set up in Depoe Bay selling our K9 fundraiser chocolate bars—and yes…

👉 Luna is out here too 👑🐾

Come say hi, grab a chocolate bar, and help support our K9s!

📍 116 N Hwy 101
⏰ We’re here until 4PM

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🍫 Huckleberry White
🍫 Huckleberry Milk
🍫 Huckleberry Dark

$10 each — net proceeds go to support our County K9 program

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Two legs & four paws holding the thin blue line 💙

👉 Come see us before we pack up! Luna is accepting visitors 😌🐾

🚨 K9 FUNDRAISER FRIDAY & SATURDAY🐕‍🦺🍫💙We’re setting up outside our Depoe Bay location and we’ve got a goal…👉 100 chocola...
04/23/2026

🚨 K9 FUNDRAISER FRIDAY & SATURDAY🐕‍🦺🍫💙

We’re setting up outside our Depoe Bay location and we’ve got a goal…

👉 100 chocolate bars

Let’s see if we can hit it 👀🔥

📍 Location:
116 N Hwy 101, Depoe Bay

🕛 Friday: 12PM – 4PM
🕚 Saturday: 11AM – 2PM

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🍫 Flavors Available:
• Huckleberry White Chocolate
• Huckleberry Milk Chocolate
• Huckleberry Dark Chocolate

$10 each
(All net proceeds go to support our County K9s 🐾)

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Every bar you purchase helps support our K9 program 💙
Two legs & four paws holding the thin blue line

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👉 Stop by, grab a bar (or two 😏), and help us reach our goal!

🐕‍🦺💙 K9 FUNDRAISER 💙🐕‍🦺First off—thank you ALL for the support. The love for this fundraiser has been incredible 🙌🍫For t...
04/23/2026

🐕‍🦺💙 K9 FUNDRAISER 💙🐕‍🦺

First off—thank you ALL for the support. The love for this fundraiser has been incredible 🙌🍫

For those asking…

🍫Chocolate bars are available for purchase at both our Newport & Depoe Bay locations.

Newport - Mondays
Depoe Bay - Tuesday - Saturday

($10 each — all net proceeds go to the K9 Fund)

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💙 Want to donate directly?

You absolutely can!

📝 Checks can be made payable to:

The Lincoln County Foundation
➡️ Memo: Donation for the Patrol K9 Program

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📬 Mail Checks to:

Lincoln County Foundation
Attn: Lincoln County Sheriff Community Fund – Patrol K9 Program
PO BOX 622
Newport, OR 97365

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🤝 In-Person Donations:

Cash or Check
Support Services Division
Lincoln County Courthouse
225 W. Olive St., Room #203
Newport, OR 97365

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Every donation—big or small—helps bring in the next K9 🐕‍🦺💙

Two legs & four paws holding the thin blue line.

Thank you for supporting our local law enforcement and this mission.

🚨 THEY’RE HERE 🍫🐕‍🦺💙First, a HUGE thank you to Talley Woodmark for supporting local law enforcement and helping make thi...
04/22/2026

🚨 THEY’RE HERE 🍫🐕‍🦺💙

First, a HUGE thank you to Talley Woodmark for supporting local law enforcement and helping make this fundraiser possible.

We now have these custom chocolate bars available for purchase in Depoe Bay & Newport, and all net proceeds will be donated to the K9 Fund for the Lincoln County Sheriff’s Office.

🐾 Flavors Available:
• Huckleberry White Chocolate
• Huckleberry Milk Chocolate
• Huckleberry Dark Chocolate

$10 each

These aren’t just chocolate bars, they’re helping bring in the next K9.

Two legs & four paws holding the thin blue line 💙

Show your support for our local law enforcement,
and for my husband, Sheriff K9 Deputy Dowty, and his future partner.

It’s 4/20.and yes, we fully support getting stoned today.✨ But make it hot stoned ✨Our stones don’t just sit there, they...
04/20/2026

It’s 4/20.and yes, we fully support getting stoned today.

✨ But make it hot stoned ✨

Our stones don’t just sit there, they heat up, show up, and press every ounce of stress out of your life like they’ve got a personal vendetta.

No smoke. No smell.
Just deep, melty, “I forgot my own name for a second” relaxation.

Go ahead, come get stoned the responsible way. The kind of high your body needs.😌🔥
Book now before these rocks get fully booked
👉🏼kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

Breaking news!!I have still have availability in Depoe Bay this week and I’m not about to chase you down with a hot ston...
04/13/2026

Breaking news!!

I have still have availability in Depoe Bay this week and I’m not about to chase you down with a hot stone and a prayer.

Your knots? Still there.
Your stress? Thriving.
Your body? Filing complaints.

And me? Sitting here with open spots like 😒

Go ahead. Be responsible for once.

🗓️Book it before someone else with better decision-making skills does.
👉🏼 https://kneadingtounwind.clinicsense.com

🐰🥚 APRIL JUST GOT EGGSTRA INTERESTING 🥚🐰We’re switching things up for spring…For the entire month of April, every client...
04/01/2026

🐰🥚 APRIL JUST GOT EGGSTRA INTERESTING 🥚🐰

We’re switching things up for spring…

For the entire month of April, every client will get to pick an Easter egg BEFORE their session.

Inside each egg?
A little surprise. 😏

Some eggs come with a bonus upgrade and a few lucky ones will unlock:

✨ Today you melt a little deeper
Steam Eye Mask included

✨ Your relaxation just leveled up
Enjoy your choice of essential oil

✨ Consider this your glow up
Hand & Foot Scrub on us

And the rest?

✨ No extras needed…
your session is the real reward

Because let’s be honest, you already won the moment you booked. 💅🏼

Three eggs. Three chances to upgrade your experience.

The rest? Just a reminder you’re exactly where you need to be.

So when you come in this April…

Pick your egg.
Set the vibe.
Let us handle the rest. 🐰✨

🗓️ Book your April session and come see what the bunny has waiting for you.
👉🏼 kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

The code is live… the rest is up to you!!! 💰🍀👉🏼kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com
04/01/2026

The code is live… the rest is up to you!!! 💰🍀
👉🏼kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

🍀 MARCH MADNESS WINNER UPDATE 🍀We officially had 4 winners this month who walked in stressed… and floated out without pa...
04/01/2026

🍀 MARCH MADNESS WINNER UPDATE 🍀

We officially had 4 winners this month who walked in stressed… and floated out without paying a dime. 💰

That’s right—four clients got their sessions completely erased from existence.

Congratulations to our lucky winners 👏🏼🍀

But don’t get too comfortable…

The madness doesn’t end there.

We’re closing out March with a BANG. 💥

⏰ FLASH SALE STARTS AT 7PM

Purchase an online gift certificate of $100 or more and get $30 OFF.

The promo code will be announced right at 7PM… so stay tuned. 😈

Set your alarms.
Stay ready.

This is your last chance to get in on the March Madness. 🍀💰

*All winners have given full authorization for their photos to be shared.

🚨 MARCH MADNESS FINALE FLASH SALE 🚨Claudia has officially gone mad… and she’s ending March with one last move. 🍀😈⏰ FLASH...
03/30/2026

🚨 MARCH MADNESS FINALE FLASH SALE 🚨

Claudia has officially gone mad… and she’s ending March with one last move. 🍀😈

⏰ FLASH SALE – 2 HOURS ONLY
Tuesday, March 31st
7PM – 9PM

Get $30 OFF when you purchase an online gift certificate of $100 or more.

No limits.
Stack them.
Thank yourself later.

⚠️ Must be purchsed online and redeemable only with Kneading to Unwind (Claudia)

Promo code drops tomorrow right before the sale… so stay ready.

And just so you know…
Only 3 winners have been claimed so far with our scratch and win tickets.

That means there are still plenty of winning tickets waiting in the pot. 🍀💰

Set your alarms for this FLASH SALE.
This one won’t last.

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