http://kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com/

Kneading To Unwind, Depoe Bay, OR (2026)

01/09/2026

🐾 Kneading to Unwind Supports the Home Team! 🐾

Our family has entered three of our dogs into America’s Favorite Pet. A national contest where the winner receives $10,000 and a feature on the cover of Modern Dog Magazine 🏆🐶

Here’s how it works:
• You get ONE free vote every 24 hours
• That means you can only place one FREE vote for ONE dog every 24 hours
• First round ends on the 15th
• Each dog must place in the Top 20 to advance to the next round

Meet the contestants:

✨ Luna – Harlequin Great Dane
Our gentle giant queen. Elegant, dramatic, and absolutely convinced she runs the house.
👉 Vote for Luna here: https://americasfavpet.com/2026/luna-f3b0

🍑 Doug – Corgi
Short legs, big personality. Built like a loaf, powered by chaos, confidence, and snacks.
👉 Vote for Doug here: https://americasfavpet.com/2026/doug-8e59

💎 Kuma – French Bulldog
Professional b***y wiggler, boot-licking enthusiast, snack connoisseur, and part-time gold chain icon.
👉 Vote for Kuma here: https://americasfavpet.com/2026/kuma-7d71

We’d be so grateful for your support!
Pick your favorite and cast your vote every 24 hours, every single one counts 🐾

Thank you for always supporting our family, our business, and our four-legged crew 💛

01/07/2026

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01/01/2026

Happy New Year to all of my amazing clients 🥂✨

Thank you for an absolutely wild year of trust, laughs, deep sighs, awkward table conversations, and the iconic phrase, “I didn’t realize I was holding THAT.”

Thank you for showing up stressed, leaving relaxed, and immediately re-stressing yourselves like it’s a hobby. Thank you for trusting me with your bodies, your chaos, and your commitment to self-care… eventually.

I’m beyond grateful for each and every one of you and the energy you bring into my space. Truly couldn’t ask for a better group of humans to spend my days with.

Here’s to another year of good vibes, questionable life choices, and pretending we’re gonna “stay relaxed this time.”

Cheers to 2026 😌🥂

12/28/2025

I wanted to share a brief follow-up. My husband’s grandmother has passed away. We are grateful that he was able to spend time with her and say his goodbyes before she passed.

At this time, we are awaiting updates from family and will likely need to take a couple of days off. We do not yet have confirmed dates. Once we do, I will personally reach out to any clients whose appointments may need to be rescheduled.

Thank you all so much for your continued kindness, patience, and understanding during this time. It is truly appreciated more than words can say.

— Claudia

12/26/2025

Due to a family emergency that required travel out of town, I had to cancel my Saturday appointments. I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and truly appreciate your patience and understanding.

Please know that I do not typically cancel appointments unless I am ill or faced with an emergency.

As of now, we are planning to return Saturday night, so Sunday appointments are still scheduled as planned. If that changes, I will personally reach out to anyone with a Sunday appointment by tomorrow afternoon.

Thank you so much for your kindness, flexibility, and continued support. It truly means the world to me.

- Claudia

12/25/2025

Merry Christmas to all of my amazing clients 🎄

Thank you for trusting me all year with your tight shoulders, clenched jaws, overstimulated nervous systems, and the bold lie known as “I’m relaxed.”

May your day be filled with good food, uncomfortable chairs, forced smiles, and that one conversation that makes your entire body tense for absolutely no reason.

Reminder from your Massage Therapist:
Stress doesn’t take holidays off. It stores quietly. It shows up later. And it always tells on you.

If you find yourself sighing deeply, stretching aggressively, or mentally booking your next massage while pretending to listen, don’t worry. This is all part of the process.

Merry Christmas. 🎄
Drink water. Sit up straight.
I’ll be seeing you soon. 😌

12/23/2025

✨ NEW SERVICE ALERT – DEPOE BAY ONLY ✨

We have officially taken relaxation to a higher altitude. ☁️

✨ Introducing the ZERO GRAVITY LOUNGE EXPERIENCE ✨

Because laying flat is cute, but floating is elite.

This is a zero-gravity massage chair experience designed to shut your brain off, melt tension, and gently es**rt your nervous system into its “do not disturb” era.

Noise-canceling headset ✔
Sound therapy ✔
Weightless bliss ✔
Main character energy ✔✔✔

Let’s break it down ⬇️

🌿UNWIND MODE
Slip into full-body weightlessness and let the chair do the work. Includes a regular eye mask + noise-canceling headset with 20 sound therapy options (brown, pink, white noise & more) to help your nervous system fully relax.

🕒 Available in 15 or 30 minutes
Perfect for a quick reset, stress relief, or “I just need a minute” moments.

☁️DELUXE CLOUD 9
Everything from Unwind Mode, but upgraded.
Includes a steam eye mask (unscented, lavender, rose, or chamomile), a cozy warm blanket, and the same immersive sound therapy experience.

🕒 30-minute session
Because sometimes basic relaxation just isn’t enough.

👑LUXURY ROYAL RECHARGE
The full floating fantasy. Steam eye mask, warm blanket, hand & foot exfoliating scrub (sea salt or milk & honey), plus sound therapy to completely unplug your mind.

🕒 45-minute session
Pure comfort. Pure indulgence. This lounge experience truly outdoes itself.

✨ GOOD NEWS:
✔️ Pricing is LIVE
✔️ Booking is LIVE on the website

✨ EVEN BETTER NEWS:
We’re offering WALK-INS for the Zero Gravity Lounge on:

📅 Tuesdays, Fridays & Saturdays
⏰ 10:00 AM – 3:00 PM

👉 Walk-ins are available ONLY for:
• Unwind Mode
• Deluxe Cloud 9

(No walk-ins for Luxury Royal Recharge, she’s exclusive 💅)

🚨 DON’T MISS OUT 🚨
This is the perfect add-on, stand-alone reset, or “I deserve this” moment.

Come float.
Come relax.
Come pretend the world doesn’t exist for a bit.

See you in the lounge 😌✨
kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

💆🏻‍♀️☁️

12/22/2025

🎄✨ ATTN: LAST-MINUTE SHOPPERS (YES, YOU 👀) ✨🎄

If your holiday brain just whispered “I forgot something”, congrats, this is your sign. Or if you’re suddenly very interested in gift cards right about now, no judgment. (Okay, a little judgment.)

Kneading To Unwind and Nat's Lash Lab will be available in Depoe Bay for all your “I still have time” holiday needs:

🗓 Tuesday, December 23
⏰ 12:30–2:00 PM
⏰ 6:00–7:00 PM

🗓 Wednesday, December 24th
⏰ 6:00–7:00 PM

Perfect for the procrastinators, the “just one more gift” crowd, and anyone who wants to look thoughtful without fighting mall traffic.

Massage. Lashes. Local.
Saving Christmas one gift card at a time 🎁✨

12/07/2025

Alright everyone… gather ’round. It’s time for that post, the one where we rip the Band-Aid off, keep it classy, but add just enough dramatic flair to honor the moment. 😌✨

Beginning January 1, 2026, several important updates will take effect, so here’s everything you need to know:

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✨ Price Update

Yes, prices are changing — $5–$15 depending on the service.

Before anyone clutches pearls:
Any VIP pre-paid packages that you have remaining sessions on will remain untouched, protected, and honored exactly as purchased.
Your loyalty is appreciated, and your rates stay locked, until you have used up all of those pre-paid sessions.

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✨ New Cancellation Policy

Because 2025 really said “plot twist” with last-minute cancellations. Starting Jan 1, appointments canceled less than 24 hours in advance will incur a 25% fee of the scheduled service.

This isn’t punishment, it’s simply honoring everyone’s time, including yours, mine, and clients waiting for openings. If a card declines, the fee will just need to be settled before booking again.

Professional. Firm. Boundaries with a bow. 🎀

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✨ Updated Forms

If you have a session coming up, please check your email for new consent forms and updated policies.
Sign them before your appointment so everything runs smoothly. 📝✨

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✨ Service Menu Glow-Up + New Additions

You may notice the service names have changed, she got a whole identity refresh.

PLUS:
Introducing Locker Room Recovery, a 30-minute targeted session for student athletes dealing with soreness, tightness, or post-practice aches. Effective AND student-budget friendly.

And for those navigating Motor Vehicle Accident claims: You can now book your MVA sessions online with an active claim + referral. Easy, organized, streamlined.

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🕒 2026 Updated Hours

Newport
• Sundays: 10–5
• Mondays alternate: 10–5 / 7am–8pm
• Tuesdays alternate: Off / 10-5
• Wed–Sat: Off

Depoe Bay
• Sun–Tues: Off
• Wednesdays 9–6
• Thursdays 9–8
• Fridays Off
• Saturdays 10–4

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I know these shifts may feel like a lot, but they are necessary to keep this practice strong, sustainable, and able to serve you with the care you deserve.

And because the universe loves a cliffhanger…
A brand-new service will be announced later this week. Just wait. She’s worth the suspense. 😉

Thank you all for your trust, understanding, and continued support. It truly means everything.

12/01/2025

We are officially down to 5 HOURS before this sale pulls a full Houdini and vanishes into the night like it’s running from its ex. 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

Here’s your last call before Cinderella’s carriage turns back into emotional support carbs:

💸 $30 OFF every $100+ online gift certificate
💻 Code: CYBER30
⏰ Ends EXACTLY at midnight
(Like… MIDNIGHT. Not 12:03. Not “oops I lost track of time.” Midnight.)

Buy one for someone you love, or buy one for yourself because your shoulders have been auditioning for a horror film called “The Knots Are Coming.” 💆🏻‍♀️😵‍💫

And a gentle, loving PSA:

Online gift certificates sales are FINAL!
No refunds, no take-backs, no “my cat ordered this.”

Midnight is creeping up so go grab your deal before it disappears like that one sock every single laundry day. 🧦💀✨
kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

11/30/2025

✨ CYBER SUNDAY IS HERE ✨

While everyone else is waiting for Cyber Monday like it’s the second coming of Jesus, Kneading to Unwind said nope, we’re doing CYBER SUNDAY.

Why? Because patience is for people with less back pain. 😌

⏰ Sale starts at MIDNIGHT tonight and runs for 24 hours only!

(If you miss it, that’s between you and your choices.)

💸 THE DEAL:

Spend $100+ on online gift certificates
Get $30 OFF with code CYBER30

A gift for someone you love or a gift for yourself because your spine has been out here doing parkour and you keep pretending you’re “fine.” 🙃

⚠️ IMPORTANT PSA:

Online gift certificate purchases are FINAL, non-refundable, and not up for negotiation, just like my patience this holiday season.

So triple-check before you click “Buy Now,”
because once it’s yours, it’s yours. Forever.

Cyber Sunday. Midnight. 24 hours. CYBER30.
kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

11/27/2025

Today we celebrate Thanksgiving, a holiday traditionally dedicated to food, gratitude, and side-eyeing at least three family members. 👀

I want you to know something from the depths of my massage-therapist soul:

I am thankful for YOU.
Yes, you.
The one who shows up on time.
The one who prebooks.
The one who doesn’t say “I don’t think I have any knots” and then presents a back tighter than a scandalous secret.

But most importantly…

I’m thankful for you for surviving another year of:
💥 Relatives who bring drama instead of pie
💥 A cousin who acts like they’re the main character when YOU are
💥 A sibling who arrives empty-handed but leaves with Tupperware
💥 An aunt who whispers “you’ve gained weight” as if it’s part of the prayer
💥 And that one uncle who shouldn’t be allowed near politics OR the gravy

And yet, YOU keep going.

You show up, smiling, exhausted, and spiritually dehydrated, and I say:

“Get on the massage table and let me restore what your family has destroyed.”

Because this is not just a massage business.
This is a sanctuary.
This is a recovery room for emotional injury.
This is the spa-style witness protection program for people fleeing holiday chaos.

Thank you for choosing me, trusting me, venting to me, crying on my table, laughing with me, and letting me be part of your self-care telenovela.

YOU are the reason Kneading to Unwind keeps slaying.

So from my chaotic, petty, sarcastic little heart to yours, Happy Thanksgiving🦃🥧

May your day be peaceful, your plate be full,
and your toxic relatives be strangely quiet for once.

If not, you already know where to find me.

(And yes, I’ll be waiting with a heated massage table and the kind of pressure that erases entire family trees.)

With gratitude, sass, and full telenovela energy,
Claudia

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