Kneading To Unwind

Kneading To Unwind Escape from the Worries and Stress of a Busy Day with a Treat for Your Body and Spirit. Always Accepting New Clients!

🪑 Business Equipment & Product Sale 🪑We’re making room for some exciting upgrades — which means a few of our current ite...
10/31/2025

🪑 Business Equipment & Product Sale 🪑

We’re making room for some exciting upgrades — which means a few of our current items and retail products are looking for a new home! 🖤

You’ll find furniture, towel warmers, and other equipment listed individually with photos, prices, and details. Everything is in very good condition and has been well taken care of.

✨ We’re also having a clearance sale on all remaining Dr. Squatch products — soaps, lotions, and more — all 50% off while supplies last!

📍 Location: Kneading to Unwind, 116 N Hwy 101, Depoe Bay
🕓 Available for in-person purchase only — Tomorrow from 4 PM to 6 PM
💵 Cash only

🚫 No holds, no deliveries — first come, first served.

If you’ve been wanting quality items or to stock up on your favorite Dr. Squatch products, this is your chance to snag some great deals before they’re gone!

The witches are cute, the ghosts are busy, but me? I am spooky season, baby.  👻I reign over tension, conquer stress, and...
10/31/2025

The witches are cute, the ghosts are busy, but me? I am spooky season, baby. 👻

I reign over tension, conquer stress, and collect sore muscles like trophies.

You want sweet? Go find candy. 🍬
You want results? Book the throne. 👑

Kneading to Unwind — the only kingdom where your back leaves baptized in luxury and zero tension. ✨

👑 So book online before your stress makes the waitlist:
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🛠️✨ Breaking News: The “We Don’t Need a Man” project has officially been postponed until further notice. 🤣Me and Natalie...
10/30/2025

🛠️✨ Breaking News: The “We Don’t Need a Man” project has officially been postponed until further notice. 🤣

Me and Natalie thought we were doing something cute by putting together new furniture to help my husband out, but apparently, “assembly required” meant “call someone who actually knows what they’re doing before someone cries.”

There are probably screws in places screws should not be, the instructions are written in ancient hieroglyphics, and I’m 90% sure we built a modern art sculpture instead of a cabinet. 🎨

So for now, we’re just gonna embrace the chaos, boxes, tools, and all while we finish setting up and bringing new things in! Thank you all for your patience (and for pretending not to trip over the Amazon boxes on your way in).

We promise it’ll be worth it once it’s all together, preferably when my husband’s on his days off to supervise our “creativity.” 🤣

💅🏼✨ Stay tuned, something new (and way more put-together than this furniture) is coming soon. 👀

✨ Elevate Your Experience. ✨Because sometimes a regular massage just isn’t enough for your main-character energy 💆🏻‍♀️Yo...
10/25/2025

✨ Elevate Your Experience. ✨

Because sometimes a regular massage just isn’t enough for your main-character energy 💆🏻‍♀️

You can now add a little extra to your session - think essential oils, sugar or sea salt scrubs, and those heavenly steam eye masks 😌

You can’t add these online (my website wasn’t built for this level of luxury 💀) - just let me know at your appointment and we’ll elevate your experience together.

And just so you know… these add-ons are only a taste of what’s coming 👀 We’ve got two brand-new services launching in the next couple of weeks that’ll take your unwind to a whole new level.

For Those Who Don’t Just Unwind - They Upgrade
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When your business is all about relaxation but your décor screams therapy with a twist. 😂I told y’all I was adding perso...
10/19/2025

When your business is all about relaxation but your décor screams therapy with a twist. 😂

I told y’all I was adding personality to the bathrooms, I just didn’t say what kind 😏

It’s called self-care with personality.

🗓️Book your massage and come appreciate my tasteful chaos.
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Okay y’all, this post isn’t about massage, it’s about cheer magic! 💁🏻‍♀️💜My granddaughter’s team, the Coos Cheer Sirens,...
10/17/2025

Okay y’all, this post isn’t about massage, it’s about cheer magic! 💁🏻‍♀️💜

My granddaughter’s team, the Coos Cheer Sirens, are working hard (and flipping even harder) to get to their very first cheer competition in Roseburg this January and hopefully State in February 2026! 🎀

They’re raising funds through an amazing variety of goodies — popcorn, taffy, gluten-free baking mixes, coffee beans, custom apparel, beef jerky, and meat sticks 🍿☕️🍬🥩 (basically all the essentials for snacking and cheering them on!).

💜 Every purchase helps cover their uniform and competition costs, getting these athletes one step closer to the mat and shining under those bright lights!✨

Every bit helps these girls so if you’d like to support, you can do so right here on the link below👇🏼
💜 https://raise.ripcitypopcorn.com/coossirens/sirens/ariaramirez?a=17&at=1760744170560&as=k 💜

Let’s show these future queens of State we are cheering just as loud as they do! 💅🏼👑

💖 Thank you all for always supporting not just my business, but my granddaughter as well. Your kindness and encouragement truly mean the world to us! 💖

Something new just arrived at Kneading to Unwind…and it’s about to change the game. A few new relaxation upgrades are of...
10/14/2025

Something new just arrived at Kneading to Unwind…and it’s about to change the game.

A few new relaxation upgrades are officially in motion. 💆🏻‍♀️

Let’s just say it’s big, it’s boujee, and it’s gonna have y’all levitating. 👀

💫 The first of many deliveries. So stay tuned.

⚡️Powered up the PUD today⚡️If your muscles had a blackout today, don’t worry, I fixed it 😌🔌Huge thanks to the amazing c...
10/08/2025

⚡️Powered up the PUD today⚡️

If your muscles had a blackout today, don’t worry, I fixed it 😌🔌

Huge thanks to the amazing crew at Central Lincoln PUD for inviting Kneading to Unwind to their employee benefits fair today! It was my first time joining their event, and they all had such great energy (literally 😄).

I was out there kneading shoulders like I was trying to reboot the grid. Everyone was powered up and shocked at how good they felt afterwards. 💆🏻‍♀️💪🏼

Thanks for letting Kneading to Unwind bring the voltage of relaxation, no outages, just vibes. 🔋⚡️

🎉🐾 BIG NEWS ALERT 🐾🎉Our girl Luna the Great Dane is officially a calendar girl! 😍That’s right — Miss Long Legs herself g...
10/05/2025

🎉🐾 BIG NEWS ALERT 🐾🎉

Our girl Luna the Great Dane is officially a calendar girl! 😍

That’s right — Miss Long Legs herself got selected to represent December 2025 in the upcoming Paw Print Calendar (Oct 2025–Sept 2026)! ❄️💅🏼

I guess it’s only fitting because she’s been serving looks and holiday main character energy since birth. 🎁✨

Move over Rudolph, there’s a new diva pulling the sleigh this year. 🐶💃

📸🐾 Want to see Luna in all her glory (and a bunch of other adorable local pets)? Grab your Paw Print Calendar and support a great cause.

Available now through 👉🏼 https://thepawprint.store/pages/october-2025-september-2026-paw-print-cat-calendar?srsltid=AfmBOoqbWiyQdRRd7MMUsUI2OMeNi0htMa_BUzdNEW45raoKp2X7Mmt-

💖 What your purchase supports:

At The Paw Print, they proudly give back with every order received, donating meals to hungry dogs and cats, helping pay for pet surgeries, and contributing to pets in need wherever they can.

Your purchase directly helps fund those donations and makes tails wag across the country. 🐕🐈✨

🏈🐰 Everyone’s hyped about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl halftime show, but let’s be real:The massage table is the real Sup...
10/04/2025

🏈🐰 Everyone’s hyped about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl halftime show, but let’s be real:

The massage table is the real Super Bowl field.

Forget touchdowns, I’m out here tackling knots, running plays on your tension, and putting stress on the injured reserve list. 💆🏻‍♀️✨

🗓️Book your spot before my schedule fills faster than a stadium. Because let’s face it, the real MVP performance isn’t happening on TV. It’s happening right here at Kneading To Unwind!

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apparently the internet is arguing about whether Tylenol causes autism. Meanwhile, your lower back pain...
09/30/2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apparently the internet is arguing about whether Tylenol causes autism. Meanwhile, your lower back pain is out here causing pure chaos with zero debate.

And here’s the kicker, the only side effect of booking a massage with me is feeling so relaxed you forget why you were stressed in the first place.

Lucky for you, I’ve got a few rare openings THIS SATURDAY in Depoe Bay. 🌊

So before you spiral down medical TikTok, come spiral into the massage table instead.

📅 Book your Saturday spot now, because unlike Tylenol, self-care comes with no disclaimers. 💆🏻‍♀️✨
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