New House of Donuts

02/26/2026

The NHoD data center project is officially underway. We plan to locate our new project in the Fond du Lac neighborhood, because no one cares about anything west of Lincoln Park.

It will be powered by a second hydroelectric dam on the St. Louis River, so complaining about electric rates

This data center will power our NHoD mobile app while also outsourcing services to underserved countries like Syria and Yemen. Our second shift fryer cook Carol will be overseeing the construction and permitting process, so please stop in and ask for Carol with your comments and concerns. Thanks!

02/25/2026

USA White House Gold Medla Trump Special

Taco Poutine
Seasoned with the tears of Canadian hockey fans
Two botlles if Molson ICE
$12.49

Cash only. Exact change only. No personal checks. To go only. Beer not Cold.

02/18/2026

Duluth Blizzard Special

Two tacos
Two burritos
Two vintage Sierra Mists

$17.25

Exact change only. No personal checks. Especially Criag

Today only: 50% discount for all ICE agents and illegal immigrants. (We’re really bored and this might liven things up a bit.)

07/27/2025

Our new jingle! Sing it at the register and get %5 of of your order!

Cash only. Exact change only. No credit or debit cards.

Listen and make your own on Suno.

07/24/2025

RIP HULK HOGAN DINNER SPECIAL
Taco, Donut and Bowl of WWF Cereal*
$17.95.
Cash only. Exact change only. No layaways.

*Sell-by date is confidential, so don't ask.

07/22/2025

The only logical explanation is that my high school ex figured out how to bend time and went through Tenochtítlan like she went through the varsity football roster back in '94....

07/22/2025

BRANDON PARKER DINNER SPECIAL
Free loafs of bread. Must wait in line for minimum six hours and pledge fealty to the really cool ideas of Peoplele's Duluth. No rain checks. Terese Tomanek and Pizza Criag not welcome.

07/15/2025

FREE BRANDON PARKER!
FREE PALESTINE!
FREE PIZZA AT DULUTH PIZZA COMPANAY!! Duluth Pizza Company

07/11/2025

DULUTH NEW HOUSE OF DONUTS PRESS RELEASE:

As of 4:13pm yesterday, Therese Tomanek is no longer welcome at NHoD. She came in and lectured our new hire Ashaleeigh about her abrasive language....something something about not calling people "f***ing libtard a**hats" and "sh*t-eating capitalist douchecanoes", and then droned on about how being civil is good (like we care about her compact Honda car. 🙄)

First, I want to first apologize to our student visa worker Ashaleeigh for this city councilor clomping on her first amendment rights. Arik Forsberg has been called way worse, and if he has a problem with it, he should come and stand up to Ashaleeigh like a man or trans man instead of sending elderly women to do his bidding.

Secondly, I want to apologize to the "sh*t-eating capitalist douchecanoe" (read: Bernick's salesperson) that Ashaleeigh verbally, emotionally (and *slightly* physically) accosted. She has been place on double secret probation and her pay will be docked for two months....but to be clear, she wanted me to state that she's not in any way sorry.

NHoD is a safe space for everyone--especially Mexican drug mules and illegal immigrants. In exchange for working for less than the state minimum wage, we protect these vital cogs to our capitalist society from everything from deportation to basic economic advancement. Thank you for your continued support.

FYI: Duluth Pizza Company big loves Therese Tomanek. She flirts with the owner all the time.

07/11/2025

Twin Ports Nurse Strike Special: BOGO Bags of Gloria Donut Holes. Show your Essential ID badge and pay whatever your hourly wage is for TWO small orders of Gloria Holes.

(Non-union workers, stupid scab nurses and Criag not eligible for prommotion. Exact cash only. No change will be given.)

06/03/2025

Tuesday Dinner Special: Johnny Ramos Duluth Monitor combo meal:

Three donuts, three gyros and a gallon of stolen Duluth spring water for $19.99.

05/30/2025

If anyone knows Jenney van Sickel, let her know that we have aq job opening for her. Times are tough in Superior....I don't want to see her loosing her mortgage over a city council job.