Heaven 2 Hands Massage

12/03/2025

This is a fun one to do 💫

12/02/2025

Salem got his stitches out this morning. All went well!! 😅🐈‍⬛
Now I gotta go to the dentist because of a cracked tooth. 🦷😩
I hope my dental work goes as well as Salems did. 🙏🏼
I am taking the day off of today in anticipation of needing a little more serious work done.
I have a dentophobia. 🤦‍♂️
I am not excited for this. 😆

P.S. if you are looking to schedule a massage, now is the perfect time! The schedule is filling in quickly. Already into January even! 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️💆

11/30/2025

Don’t miss this exceptional opportunity with our Black Friday sale! ✨ 20% off any package until midnight tonight! ⏲️ Code: BlackFriday2025 at checkout. Please contact us if you have any questions.

11/28/2025

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃
Just a couple more days to join in on the Black Friday sale. The discount is now 20% off any massage package from now to Saturday the 29th at midnight.
If you have already purchased a package, invest in another!!
Code: BlackFriday2025 at checkout

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11/22/2025

In case you’ve ever wondered how the design gets on the blanket. 🌀

11/19/2025

I read this and absolutely loved it.
Moral of the story: Don’t bully others. The universe will always provide when someone needs to be put in their place. Be kind. 🙏🏼

Okay, get this. A seal’s being hunted by orcas — and out of nowhere, a humpback whale swoops in like it’s auditioning for the next Marvel movie. And it’s not a one-off. Scientists have recorded over 100 cases of humpbacks rescuing animals that aren’t even their species — seals, sea lions, even fish.

These ocean giants body-block orcas, lift prey on their backs, and even charge the predators to break up hunts. And the weirdest part? They get nothing out of it. No food. No social reward. No evolutionary benefit. Just pure… vibes.

Researchers are baffled. Some think it’s a misdirected protective instinct — a behavior that started with rescuing baby humpbacks and expanded to any creature in distress. Others believe it hints at complex empathy — an emotional depth we’ve barely begun to grasp. One scientist put it perfectly: “It’s as if humpbacks just hate bullying.”

Some have been seen travelling miles out of their way just to intervene — like driving across town to stop a fight, then quietly swimming off into the sunset. Is it heroism? Instinct? Or just some deep ocean code of conduct we’ll never understand? Nobody knows for sure.

But one thing’s clear — these whales aren’t just big. They’re brave. Call them the gentle vigilantes of the sea — 40 tons of muscle and mercy. So yeah, while humans argue over pineapple on pizza, humpback whales are out there saving strangers. Because apparently, the ocean already has its own superheroes. 🌊🦸‍♂️

11/18/2025

Off to the vet to get sutured up. 🤦‍♂️🫶🐈‍⬛

11/18/2025

Happy Monday everyone! 👋
We hope your week has started out wonderfully.
Hopefully we will be able to make it even better or help you turn it around with 15% off any massage package. Right now they are offered in 2, 4 & 6 packs of massages.
Trying something new that was recommended to switch up the algorithm! 🤓
Link in comments 💆‍♀️🙏🏼💆‍♂️

11/11/2025

Happy Veterans Day to all who have served. The schedule is full today, but veterans who schedule an appointment today for a future date will receive an 11% discount at the time of their appointment. We sincerely thank you for your service. 🙏🏼
www.heaven2handsmassage.com

11/03/2025

Congratulations to the winners of the drawings from our Halloween sale!!! 💆‍♀️🎃💆‍♂️

- 2 hour massage credit

Natalie Rideout Fam - 90 minute massage credit

- 60 minute massage credit

Watch for our next sale so you can get in on one of the next drawings too! 👀

New clients get $30 off with code NewClient at checkout or by mentioning this post. 🙏🏼

www.heaven2handsmassage.com

11/02/2025

Booked solid for today and tomorrow! Next week is filling in quickly too!! Book your appointments now at www.heaven2handsmassage.com