04/01/2026
🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
After a lot of reflection, I’m excited to announce that the studio will now be offering…
💼 Part-Time Rage Room Sessions 💼
That’s right — starting this month, you can:
🧘♀️ Flow it out or
🔨 Throw it out
Packages include:
✨ “Gentle Release” (1 plate + 1 deep breath)
✨ “Full Vinyasa Breakdown” (smash as many things as your ego needs)
✨ “Hot Girl Healing” (rage, cry, then savasana)
All rage sessions will end with a mandatory grounding pose because we are ✨emotionally responsible✨
Spots are limited — book now before I come to my senses 🙃