03/18/2026
Let's shake things up!!
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These past few days have been everything but predictable--
✅ We've  had high winds and TrampolineGate
✅ We've lost power 
✅ We got it back
✅ Lost it again
✅ It’s been 70°
✅ It's been 20° 
✅ We've gotten a few inches of snow
✅ We've played Bumper Cars: Blizzard Edition
✅ A meteor has hit this part of the state
✅ And, now to switch things up, we are going to add a statewide tornado siren test tomorrow!
Why? Because y'all haven't had enough chaos!!
Yup.
9:50am tomorrow morning you can expect to hear the shrill wee-woos of the tornado sirens.
Expect more wees than woos.
Ours will be from Main Station in the Village, and Pike Station out on Dueber.
Some of you lucky folks will hear both!!
So, grab a cup of coffee.
Take your Lisinopril. 
Tell your dog, Tater, that it is all gonna be OK.
Then,  we will ride out this 3–5 minutes of ear piercing weeees together...
Unlike the other thangs listed above, this one is at least proactive.
We hope.
If the sky is the color of a bruised avocado, you should probably head to the basement. Don't forget Tater. 
Oh!! And continue to keep your eyes out for Miss Kelly's pool pillow because it ain't shown up yet. It may have started a new life in Nebraska.
We don't know. 
Stay safe, folks!
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