Screaming Octopus

01/09/2026

Deep gratitude to everyone who showed up for the Shedding. The room was full and energy felt. I’m always in awe of who answers the call. Energy has a way of gathering the right people—like an ancient remembering, old souls finding each other again. It never stops impressing me.

Last night’s group was potent. The connection. The communication. There were moments I simply sat back and let the room lead—letting lived experience speak, letting supportive souls guide one another. That’s when the real work happens.

If you thought the releasing and skin-shedding was already done… think again. The final letting go is often the roughest. Savor it. Learn from it. This is the closing chapter of the Wood Snake.

The Fire Horse is coming. You can ride it in—or be left in its dust. Your choice.

So ask yourself: What still needs to be shed? Material clutter? Outgrown beliefs? Comfortable excuses that keep you stuck?

No judgment. Just honesty. 🐍🔥

01/08/2026

We’re in the final month of shedding skin 🐍✨
And no—this isn’t about fixing yourself.

The Wood Snake was never here to break you down…
it came to help you release.

Old identities.
Outdated vows.
Coping patterns that once kept you safe-but now keep you small.

Like the Snake, we shed because we are growing, not because something is wrong. And like Wood, we rise upward only because our roots have gone deep. 🌳

You’re not becoming someone new— you’re returning to your original blueprint. The one that existed before you learned to armor up.

Now listen…
We’re in crunch time. ⏳
The Fire Horse is approaching fast, and it does not move gently. There is still skin to shed before that heat arrives. Tonight’s Full Moon deep dive is where my students receive the tools to finish this final release.
That group is officially full 🌕 —but you are not out of options.

If you’re ready to shake off that 2025 skin and step clean, clear, and energized into a fiery 2026,
the Sound Meditations are waiting for you. This is where the body lets go of what the mind keeps recycling.

Shed.
Soften.
Stir the fire.

Hope to see you in the echoes of the Gong
🫧🌀🌙 Cherise

✨ Link is in the bio ✨

01/06/2026

Are you back at the gym? Bronson has massage available this week. Sports massage, taping, IASTM, cupping, Kush creams and motivating discussion. Teenagers welcome.

Anyone can say they do sports massage—but do they actually speak athlete? 🏋️‍♂️ Bronson does.

Bronson and I share the same obsession: living it, lifting it, researching it. He’s a true biohacker, always chasing what’s next in performance and recovery. Not just a massage therapist—he’s a lifter, athlete, movement nerd, and muscle whisperer who knows what helps your goals…and what wrecks them.

From IASTM, taping, muscle flossing, and psoas work to full-on vascular flush resets, Bronson’s your go-to for keeping your body game-ready and pain-free.

💥 Highly recommend for all our Wenatchee athletes—hockey players, lifters, CrossFit beasts, and everyone who lives to move.

Book with Bronson with link in bio

01/03/2026

✨✨ Starting the new year with a deep, purposeful clearing. ✨ First of the year groups are filling. Make sure you have your space

The circles are reopening, the bowls and gongs are humming, and the energy? it’s getting good.

🐍 January — Closing the Year of the Snake
We’re shedding skins, cutting cords, and releasing what’s done done.

The Thursday Full Moon group is full, but there are still beautiful opportunities to drop in for guidance + release through sound meditations. You’re not late—you’re right on time.

🔥 February — Enter the Fire Horse
We’ve cleared the weight. Now we move.
Momentum, passion, embodiment, and a little sacred fire under your intentions. Let’s GO.

🌙 March — Into the Mystery
The unseen. The guides. The collective consciousness that holds us all. We explore the in-between before we rebirth with spring—expanded, resourced, and deeply connected.

✨ All groups are live and bookable online.

💫 And for those feeling the bigger yes…
Reiki Level 1 & 2 is coming up with just a few spots left.
Already certified in 1 & 2? Master Teacher training lands in March.

🔮 Find all the details + reserve your space online.
Come clear. Come remember. Come play in the magic

Hope to see you in thefull moon light and the echoes of the gong 🌕

🫧🌟🌙 Cherise

12/30/2025

📍 East Wenatchee friends — my 2026 availability at Screaming Octopus is now open through March.
Appointments are limited on travel weekends, so booking early is recommended.

👉 Book online at screamingoctopus.com

12/27/2025

Starting new rituals for the year—not to fix myself, not to manifest faster, not to ask Spirit for a to-do list.
Just… awareness.

This morning looked like cacao in my favorite mug, a 20-minute meditation, one candle flickering truth instead of promises, and my most true-to-me tarot deck. No questions. No demands. No “tell me what to do next.” Just listening.

And ohhh, the cards spoke anyway. Here is the message in the cards

✨ Eight of Pentacles (reversed)
Translation: I’m officially done grinding for things that don’t actually feed my soul. If it feels like burnout, disengagement, or quiet resentment… it’s not laziness, babe—it’s intuition. This card whispered, “You’re skilled, yes—but your craftsmanship doesn’t belong here anymore.” Message received. Loud and clear.

✨ The Chariot
Cue the cosmic steering wheel. Once I stop forcing what’s misaligned, momentum returns FAST. This isn’t about pushing harder—it’s about choosing deliberately. Discipline as devotion. Direction as sacred. When competing desires stop fighting and start cooperating? That’s when things move.

✨ Ten of Cups (reversed)
Oof, but in the best way. This one lovingly calls out the fantasy of the “perfect” happy ending. The aesthetic joy. The curated fulfillment. The life that looks good on paper but feels hollow in the body. This card says we’re rewriting what happiness actually means—and choosing honesty over performance every time.

✨ The through-line
Stop overworking what drains you → reclaim your agency → release outdated ideas of what happiness is supposed to look like.

✨ Coach’s truth (because you know I’m gonna say it):
This season favors self-led fulfillment over external validation. If you chase the image of happiness, you stall. If you chase alignment? Joy reorganizes itself around you—effortlessly, quietly, powerfully.

So here’s to rituals that aren’t flashy.
To sitting instead of striving.
To awareness over answers.
To choosing what’s real—even if it’s less sparkly.

And to trusting that when we’re truly awake inside our rituals… the magic always knows where to find us 🔥🕯️✨

🫧🌙🌟 Cherise

12/23/2025

She’s back on my table… and she means business. ✨
Kush Cream is officially back in sessions!
This fan-favorite healer is here to love on sore muscles, achy joints, and tired bodies. 💚

Cherise' table 🌟
✨ Spot treatments are complimentary
✨ Full-body anointing is $12 extra
✨ Take-home potions available

Kush Creams are award-winning, medicinal cannabis-infused topicals crafted for sweet, sweet relief. Made with a powerful blend of herbal extracts and deeply penetrating oils, they work exactly where you need them—soothing, comforting, and deeply supportive. Originally developed in Washington State and loved for a reason.

And one of my favorite parts? 👀
Emu oil as the carrier.
Emu is known for inflammation support and is one of the best penetrating oils—meaning it helps drive the goodness of Kush Cream deep where your body actually needs it. 👏

Think: relief, relaxation, and a little extra love for your body.

Come see why everyone’s obsessed. ✨💆‍♀️💚

12/17/2025

Holiday Note: Our door will be locked while we’re in session to ensure a peaceful experience for our clients. If you’re looking to purchase gift cards this season, they’re available online, or you’re welcome to contact either Bronson or me directly. Thank you for understanding—and happy holidays!

✨ Holiday Magic, Massage Style ✨
‘Tis the season to treat yourself and your favorite humans… or to drop a heavy hint that you deserve some self-care under the tree. 😉

🎁 Gift Cards Are Officially Live!
If you’d like a gift card from Bronson, slide into his inbox at Bronson@screamingoctopus.com.

🎄 Cherise’s Holiday Special
Pre-paid gift cards purchased during the holiday season with me (Cherise) will be good until until 7/01/2026.

Pre paid Gift Cards with me can now be purchased online or in studio. Contact can be done throughtext at 509-888-4840 or email a Cherise@screamingoctopus.com You can also now purchase onlIne.

For Small Business Saturday ONLY I’m running a sweet little special:
✨ 60 minutes for $99 (reg. $110) online.
✨ Cash pick-up? Even better — $95 for 60 minutes.
Cash saves me those pesky transaction fees, and I pass that magic right back to you.

Already a client?
This is a chef’s kiss moment to pre-pay for future sessions and save yourself a few coins.

🔒🔒 A quick tease of logistics:
Our door stays locked during sessions because privacy is sacred. Message us before coming so we can let you in like the VIP you are. We can also arrange a windows pick up

🎁 Small Business Saturday:
I’ll be in the studio 8am–11am, ready for in-person purchases and holiday spoiling.

😉 Be sure to share to drop a hint

In magic, mischief, and merry things,
Cherise
🥁🎶🔥

12/06/2025

Tyanas back and posted her openings for this weekend.

📍𝐈𝐧 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝
I brought my portable barefoot massage setup to Screaming Octopus and have a few openings left.

Availability:
Fri 12/6: 2:30pm, 4:30pm
Sat 12/7: 10:00am, 12:00pm
(𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 90-𝑚𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠; 𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑣𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑡ℎ.)

Schedule online here:
https://screamingoctopus.fullslate.com/

Looking forward to seeing you on the table.