Massage Collective

05/18/2026

Have you forgotten to book a massage this week? Grab my last availability for this Wednesday the 20th! This is for Elizabethtown at SPA Professional Associates. Bardstown is fully booked for the rest of the week. I'm here for both therapeutic massage or Manual Lymphatic Drainage! The easiest way to book is online (Etown only): https://www.massagebook.com/therapists/kimblackwelderlmtllc

You can also text me at 502-275-1219 but please include your first and last name and desired time slot. If you're in Bardstown and want to book for next week and beyond, send me a text!

Have a lovely week, everyone! 🌞

05/15/2026

Neck HURTS = Foot PROBLEM.

🤯

TRUTH: If the left side of your neck HURTS,
you might need to loosen your right foot.

“Don’t believe me?!??”

Try this:

From a standing position with toes facing forward, shift your bodyweight to your right side. What you most likely notice, is that your left foot turns a little bit.

Since everything is connected, here is is why that happens.

1. When you shift weight to the right, the LEFT side of your pelvis swings forward a little. This twists your pelvis over the right leg. We call this relative internal hip rotation.

2. As a result, the arch on your RIGHT foot gets higher and more rigid, the left will flatten easier.

3. Because our spine (via the sacrum) attaches between your pelvic bones, your lower back bends to the left.

4. As a result the LEFT shoulder is forced to raise, this loads the muscles on the side of your neck eccentrically.

IN SIMPLE TERMS…it forces them to hold on to your BIG HEAD all day long.

This means…

- they get tired
- they get weak
- YOU feel stiffness, tightness and PAIN.

You may also get FRUSTRATED because unless you get your foot, hips, and head on the same page this can be a CHRONIC PROBLEM.

Get 👉🏻The Book of Painless Exercise
here are the links for the BUNDLE AND DIGITAL OPTIONS,

Digital - https://www.romfit.com/products/pnlexdg
Bundle - https://www.romfit.com/products/pnlbundle

Become a Better Human

05/12/2026

THANK YOU TO MY CLIENTS ‼️

Not sure if sent these to everyone, but apparently my clients love me! Hahaha. Because of so many great reviews submitted on my booking site, they sent me a little note and car cling to celebrate with me!

05/07/2026

🙌

✨ Waitlist Now Available ✨

My schedule is currently fully booked, and I’m incredibly grateful for all of your continued support! Since appointments occasionally open up due to cancellations, I’ve now enabled the waitlist feature through my booking site to make it easier to snag sooner openings.

If you’d like to join the waitlist:
• Visit my booking site (see link below ⬇️)
• Click “Join Waitlist”
• Enter your preferred days/times/services

If an opening becomes available that matches your preferences, you may be notified and able to book the spot.

This is the best way to watch for cancellations without needing to message me directly, and it helps me manage openings much more efficiently for everyone.

Thank you all so much for your patience, kindness, and support as I continue doing my best to accommodate clients while maintaining a balanced schedule.

C L I C K H E R E T O J O I N W A I T L I S T ⬇️

Https://massagecollective.embry.life

05/07/2026

At this time, online gift card purchases are unavailable due to limited appointment availability. Physical gift cards may still be purchased for current clients who have upcoming appointments.

🙌🏻

That’s a wrap, my friends!

Booking for 2027 + beyond is

OFFICIALLY CLOSED

I want to thank each and every one of you who have supported me and my business! I am truly honored to serve my community in Elizabethtown, KY and I’m blown away by all the support I have received.

There are still a few openings for the rest of 2026 if you would like to get on my schedule! You can book at the link below ⬇️

Https:// massagecollective.embry.life

05/06/2026

🙌🏻

That’s a wrap, my friends!

Booking for 2027 + beyond is

OFFICIALLY CLOSED

I want to thank each and every one of you who have supported me and my business! I am truly honored to serve my community in Elizabethtown, KY and I’m blown away by all the support I have received.

There are still a few openings for the rest of 2026 if you would like to get on my schedule! You can book at the link below ⬇️

Https:// massagecollective.embry.life

05/06/2026

I can’t believe this is my reality after just over 3 full years of serving Elizabethtown as a massage therapist!! Massage Collective was established in January 2023. I began working full time but cut back to part time once I had Val last year.

And here we are now… ⬇️

T H I S I S N T H Y P E

There isn’t much left, my friends. Many of my clients are signing up for recurring appointments that are scheduled routinely through my booking site. The recurring appointments start January 2027. If you want in on this, please message me‼️ (I have to set it up from my end.)

There aren’t a lot of spaces in general, and once the rest are filled, booking will officially be CLOSED. There will be no going on and booking a few months out because there will be no options left 👀 …

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Better not buy a gift card…unless it’s for you! 😉

05/05/2026

🙌🏻

‼️B O O K I N G ‼️ B O O K I N G ‼️

‼️ B O O K I N G N O T I C E ‼️

Rumor has it, I have Z E R O openings until end of Sept / Oct! If you want in with me, DO NOT WAIT to book.

B O O K N O W

If you wait, thinking I have a secret stash of openings, you’ll be very disappointed. ☹️

B O O K N O W

If you usually rebook at the time of your appointment, I likely won’t be able to get you back in for at least 4-6+ months. 😬

B O O K N O W

B O O K I N G is open through DEC. I will be opening up 2027 scheduling here in a few months, and I encourage you to book several appointments when I do.

Contact me if you would like to get on a recurring schedule so you do not miss out!

When Val goes to school in 4 years, I’ll open up more days 😅

U N T I L T H E N

May the odds be ever in your favor

( B O O K N O W )